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Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017



youre.... a man?!

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

it's about time someone stood up for the downtrodden bros on greek row.

broraper: "ay betsy it's good you lookin at for the bro low key fam. So what u doin later gurl"

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

A sample from MRA devos is meeting


quote:

Crouch has argued that women are too rarely held responsible for domestic violence they “instigate.” “I’m not saying he’s a good guy,” Crouch said in 2014 of football player Ray Rice, who knocked out his then-girlfriend in an elevator. “But if she hadn’t aggravated him, she wouldn’t have been hit. They would say that’s blaming the victim. But I don’t buy it.” He also claimed that “if a little person without a penis instigates, she will never be accountable for her actions” and wondered why the NFL can’t “have a week, or just one day, where they celebrate men?” as when the league wears pink jerseys for breast cancer awareness.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
lol it's funny that people are so brainwashed they think this presidency isn't crumbling, and that trump will get a second term instead

ya'll brains is broked i tell ya

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



i just hope she is careful about accepting any drinks at this meeting. :ohdear:

Tumble posted:

lol it's funny that people are so brainwashed they think this presidency isn't crumbling, and that trump will get a second term instead

ya'll brains is broked i tell ya

"this will at long last be the scandal that brings him down," i say, as a Trump brand gilded bayonette prods me through the gates of the luxury Trump extermination camp and casino

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

A sample from MRA devos is meeting

is that for real? I'm unable to lol here guys, halp!

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

A sample from MRA devos is meeting

Was there any way they could have held that meeting without it devolving to that level? I think no, probably not.

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

Tumble posted:

lol it's funny that people are so brainwashed they think this presidency isn't crumbling, and that trump will get a second term instead

ya'll brains is broked i tell ya

It's just that we've all been hurt before. It's hard to open back up and believe again after that

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
This should not be forgotten because it is incredibly lol

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/864974483072978944

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

bag em and tag em posted:

is that for real? I'm unable to lol here guys, halp!

http://amp.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2017/07/11/betsy_devos_is_asking_men_s_rights_trolls_to_advise_her_on_campus_sexual.html

I put it in wrong thread

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Tumble posted:

lol it's funny that people are so brainwashed they think this presidency isn't crumbling, and that trump will get a second term instead

ya'll brains is broked i tell ya

I doubt he'll get a second term (mostly because he is insanely fat and lazy and will probably die of fatness very soon) but yeah I really don't think he's gonna get impeached because the GOP are all like good ol' Mitch there ^^ I think most of them (probably not all, but most) have some dirt on their hands re: election manipulation

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe
Sketch from WhatTheFuckJustHappenedToday.com

Kellyanne ------------------------------------------------- Willem

:byodood:

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Tumble posted:

lol it's funny that people are so brainwashed they think this presidency isn't crumbling, and that trump will get a second term instead

ya'll brains is broked i tell ya

30-40% of all Americans think that he is doing a good job as president. That's roughly the same approval rating as when he began campaigning last year. The American people love him.

I know we have this great meme about polls being worthless and stuff, but if you actually understand what they are measuring, they are pretty loving accurate and a great tool.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

A sample from MRA devos is meeting

Someone should beat that guy over the head with a 2x4 so we can tell him "well if you hadn't aggravated them with your dumbshit opinions you wouldn't have gotten hit" when he wakes up from his coma.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

30-40% of all Americans think that he is doing a good job as president. That's roughly the same approval rating as when he began campaigning last year. The American people love him.

I know we have this great meme about polls being worthless and stuff, but if you actually understand what they are measuring, they are pretty loving accurate and a great tool.

They are measuring exactly how retarded America is.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

timp posted:

Was there any way they could have held that meeting without it devolving to that level? I think no, probably not.

Sure they could have. All they needed to do was replace everyone on every level of this administration with people who aren't idiots/massively corrupt/pure evil/all three. Then not meet with MRAs.

Bing bang bong, ez We

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

i just hope she is careful about accepting any drinks at this meeting. :ohdear:


"this will at long last be the scandal that brings him down," i say, as a Trump brand gilded bayonette prods me through the gates of the luxury Trump extermination camp and casino

well if it's a got a Trump casino it's not going to be in business by the time I get there so i guess i'll be fine

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

30-40% of all Americans think that he is doing a good job as president. That's roughly the same approval rating as when he began campaigning last year. The American people love him.

I know we have this great meme about polls being worthless and stuff, but if you actually understand what they are measuring, they are pretty loving accurate and a great tool.

the polls not only show him dropping, but the number of people that "Strongly Support" him are dropping as well. It's not even 200 days in, it's gonna take a bit of time but I don't really see Trump getting any major victories that will supersede the scandals that are plaguing his administration. (i like the polls too, i too think they're useful)

Flesh Forge posted:

I doubt he'll get a second term (mostly because he is insanely fat and lazy and will probably die of fatness very soon) but yeah I really don't think he's gonna get impeached because the GOP are all like good ol' Mitch there ^^ I think most of them (probably not all, but most) have some dirt on their hands re: election manipulation

i think as he gets more and more bogged down by scandals of his own making, the MASSIVE benefit of the doubt the GOP is currently giving him will start to fade and they'll turn on him.

Tumble fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Jul 14, 2017

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

wait i thought the polls really loved trump

e: oh right, poles

Aleth
Aug 2, 2008

Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhQkku7jLfo

Somebody doesn't seem to be enjoying himself as much as he thought he was going to.

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

America is a broken nation full of broken people. 15% of the country is dirt poor. Half of all households make less than $50,000 annually. They've worked harder for less, and seen the top profit massively, and they blame the government. They're right to do so, but the consequence of this is a Trump. Times are not going to improve bigly for a large swath of people but Democrats will remain..well they'll remain the way they are, and I would not be surprised to see a 2 term Trump.

It would be a continuation of a trainwreck for sure, but for people that put little thought into politicians other than the "He's keepin' it real and saying what he means" type, Trump is still the next American Jesus.

E: I say this while deep down I hope a Bernie-type progressive wins the next presidency and brings with him or her a wave of progressive Congress members and governor's and the U.S. is welcomed back into the global community as the greatest nation and a shining example of democracy and justice.

Mental Hospitality fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Jul 14, 2017

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

A sample from MRA devos is meeting

So... Sharia law?

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Mental Hospitality posted:

America is a broken nation full of broken people. 15% of the country is dirt poor. Half of all households make less than $50,000 annually. They've worked harder for less, and seen the top profit massively, and they blame the government. They're right to do so, but the consequence of this is a Trump. Times are not going to improve bigly for a large swath of people but Democrats will remain..well they'll remain the way they are, and I would not be surprised to see a 2 term Trump.

It would be a continuation of a trainwreck for sure, but for people that put little thought into politicians other than the "He's keepin' it real and saying what he means" type, Trump is still the next American Jesus.

The truth is we elected an enabler.

These people would go to an unlicensed doctor if he prescribed more cheese on their pizza.

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

The truth is we elected an enabler.

These people would go to an unlicensed doctor if he prescribed more cheese on their pizza.

Right now "More Cheese President" would be a massive improvement. At least on Friday nights when I order 'za.

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

Aleth posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhQkku7jLfo

Somebody doesn't seem to be enjoying himself as much as he thought he was going to.

I unironically enjoyed this Daft Punk medley marching band arrangement

E: It was wasted on Donny, WASTED

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

The truth is we elected an enabler.

These people would go to an unlicensed doctor if he prescribed more cheese opiates on their pizza.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

my new dog posted:

Kid Rock responds to Sen. Stabenow: “I concede she is better at playing politics than I am so I'll keep doing what I do best, which is being a voice for tax paying, hardworking AMERICANS and letting politicians like her know that We the People are sick and tired of their bull----!”

This man is 46 years old. He still goes by Kid Rock. He has no political experience and his most successful song has the nonsense title, Bawitdaba, and the lyrics are: "Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy. Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie."

He doesn't appear to have any plan other than using Trump's tactic of saying Murica a lot and calling politicians evil and saying real Muricans love Murica which means he'll probably win. Burn this country to the ground right now.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Mental Hospitality posted:

Right now "More Cheese President" would be a massive improvement. At least on Friday nights when I order 'za.

PIZZA THE TRUMP!

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

30-40% of all Americans think that he is doing a good job as president. That's roughly the same approval rating as when he began campaigning last year. The American people love him.

Are you being facetious or do you actually think an under 40% approval rating is good?

Fasdar
Sep 1, 2001

Everybody loves dancing!
One of my Trumpy uncles argues that the certification of doctors, lawyers, and other professionals is completely meaningless and everyone is a hack anyway so we just need to get rid of the cumbersome regulations. His example was that the lawyer he hired for his son's drug dealing charge sentencing wasn't able to get his sentence reduced to nothing. Mind you, he had already been found guilty.

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

Peevent Horizon
Peete's Dragon
The Golden Cumpiss
Human Centipeed

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Catastrophe posted:

This man is 46 years old. He still goes by Kid Rock. He has no political experience and his most successful song has the nonsense title, Bawitdaba, and the lyrics are: "Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy. Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie."

He doesn't appear to have any plan other than using Trump's tactic of saying Murica a lot and calling politicians evil and saying real Muricans love Murica which means he'll probably win. Burn this country to the ground right now.

The democrats should just keep calling him a "rap musician" or "rapper" and the ultra conservative voters will probably think he's black.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

my new dog posted:

Kid Rock responds to Sen. Stabenow: “I concede she is better at playing politics than I am so I'll keep doing what I do best, which is being a voice for tax paying, hardworking AMERICANS and letting politicians like her know that We the People are sick and tired of their bull----!”

Shockingly, the racist rear end in a top hat rock star who backed Trump and loves the Confederate flag (and defended it at a NAACP event!) is dumber than dirt.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

timp posted:

I unironically enjoyed this Daft Punk medley marching band arrangement

E: It was wasted on Donny, WASTED

:same:

also I am having a sensible lol at all the completely out of time clapping going on throughout the video

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Fasdar posted:

One of my Trumpy uncles argues that the certification of doctors, lawyers, and other professionals is completely meaningless and everyone is a hack anyway so we just need to get rid of the cumbersome regulations. His example was that the lawyer he hired for his son's drug dealing charge sentencing wasn't able to get his sentence reduced to nothing. Mind you, he had already been found guilty.

kick your whole tree in the balls til ball rot plz

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Shockingly, the racist rear end in a top hat rock star who backed Trump and loves the Confederate flag (and defended it at a NAACP event!) is dumber than dirt.

And yet here I am thinking "Man, I wish Kid Rock was President instead of Donald Trump the sewage-brained fatso." and that is a seriously depressing thing to realize. But then again, I think having a kitty cat as President would be more productive than having Donald Trump because he doesn't even know how to use stairs.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Catastrophe posted:

And yet here I am thinking "Man, I wish Kid Rock was President instead of Donald Trump the sewage-brained fatso." and that is a seriously depressing thing to realize. But then again, I think having a kitty cat as President would be more productive than having Donald Trump because he doesn't even know how to use stairs.

it's only a matter of time before he starts pushing things all the way off tables
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj7b7sV-Qk4

moostaffa
Apr 2, 2008

People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

This was actually really good

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

wait i thought the polls really loved trump

e: oh right, poles

proles

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

moostaffa posted:

This was actually really good

They didn't play anything from Homework. Sad!

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Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."


So many nothing burgers

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