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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

orange sky posted:

don't worry guys, soon we'll all have robotic worms going up our rear end

https://twitter.com/mashable/status/885913559615418368

ZIONIST ANAL WORMS

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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

mdemone posted:

once I beefed with myself

I prefer porking myself

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
gently caress now i cant get rear end raptured if the rear end singularity is here

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Captain_Maclaine posted:

Lol remember when, after picking a fight with moby, Eminem got all whiny about Weird Al parodying him with Couch Potato?

he shoulda feuded w jk simmons cos hes the best m&m

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Alan Smithee posted:

ZIONIST ANAL WORMS

Mods please change my name to Zionist Anal Worm.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Lol remember when, after picking a fight with moby, Eminem got all whiny about Weird Al parodying him with Couch Potato?

I actually missed that

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Alan Smithee posted:

ZIONIST ANAL WORMS

TURNING THE FREAKING BUTTS GAY

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/885595315994329090

Piss (Three Different Ones)

orange sky
May 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/885905739662884865

So is this guy just rolling over on everyone?

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



poop w/o rhythm or u atrqact the worm

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
extremely alex jones:] hillary buttplug, excuse me, folks i apologize for that outburst

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Does Trump have an official youtube channel? Has anyone checked to see if he uploaded the piss tape there like a year ago and nobody noticed?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Iron Crowned posted:

that's a pony you moran

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


again, everyone assumed this already but it's still lol

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



punchymcpunch posted:

wtf cumshitter was just talkin about butt robots earelier

synchronicity?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buadfz2qcbY

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Gringostar posted:

TURNING THE FREAKING BUTTS GAY

once the butt goes gay, the rest follows

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

putins entire reason for doing this poo poo was to throw the us in to chaos and make everyone question democracy and him throwing everyone in the administration under the bus helps that

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

lol I'm on like 2 hours sleep and this 1pm case is pushed back at least another hour suuuure hope I don't fall asleep at the wheel later trump trump trump trump

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Lastgirl posted:

extremely alex jones:] hillary buttplug, excuse me, folks i apologize for that outburst

breaking: gweneyth Paltrow's goop and alex jones' infowars both selling anal worm

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
butt crisis actor

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Alan Smithee posted:

I actually missed that

He claimed it was damaging his legacy, or something similarly laughable.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Gringostar posted:

putins entire reason for doing this poo poo was to throw the us in to chaos and make everyone question democracy and him throwing everyone in the administration under the bus helps that

you know what this means? PISS TAPE SOOOOOOOOOON

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Gringostar posted:

putins entire reason for doing this poo poo was to throw the us in to chaos and make everyone question democracy and him throwing everyone in the administration under the bus helps that

yeah, putin's goal was never to put america on a leash, it was to toss america into a pit of starving alligators

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Gringostar posted:

putins entire reason for doing this poo poo was to throw the us in to chaos and make everyone question democracy and him throwing everyone in the administration under the bus helps that

Yup. And the Republicans as a whole dgaf lol

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Lastgirl posted:

butt crisis actor

false fart inside crack

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
as an american citizen, i am personally and deeply affected by the outcomes of lmfao get hosed putin :guinness:

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Nonsense posted:

I haven't seen snow since 2001.

Were you in lower Manhattan in September?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

i really do not want to see them thank you

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

SKULL.GIF posted:

yeah, putin's goal was never to put america on a leash, it was to toss america into a pit of starving alligators

well he went for the bonus points because why not? He was running the board anyway. He's gonna cash in those chips soon though

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
you have to realize, Putin is on the clock and he's running out of time. :smuggo:

why so interested in sanctions and crimea which is a stone throw to a pipeline to syria?

cos his country's dyin~

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Alan Smithee posted:

lol so does Eminem

remember when Eminem picked a fight with moby cuz he couldn't really beef with anyone else

remember when eminem didn't know what internet pornography was and learned about it during an interview in 2009

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
The official whitehouse youtube gets like 15,000 views on a video which is hilarious. Check out this quality content;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPixk9_wgZk

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

shiksa posted:

i really do not want to see them thank you

it's like the quote from kevin smithee film zack and miri if rosie o donell has porno no we don't wanna see that poo poo but yes we do

that's all I remember it wsnt a great porno film or film in general but fwiw

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Putin def has a nuke launching deadmans switch

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


shiksa posted:

i really do not want to see them thank you

You're joking right? After the piss tape drops it's all I'm going to watch

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Alan Smithee posted:

you know what this means? PISS TAPE SOOOOOOOOOON

Not just P TAPE but AN ENTIRE FRANCHISE OF P TAPE

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Lastgirl posted:

you have to realize, Putin is on the clock and he's running out of time. :smuggo:

why so interested in sanctions and crimea which is a stone throw to a pipeline to syria?

cos his country's dyin~

country's dyin cloud

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
We are all but extras in the Piss Tape cinematic universe

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

That DICK! posted:

Putin def has a nuke launching deadmans switch

the only thing putin hates more than americans are Russians

we're hosed

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/885916315126464512

lol

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