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Ralepozozaxe posted:Sessions was there sitting quietly on a shelf to see if anyone was being naughty.
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HappyHippo posted:IIRC the rest of the White House was offended that Kushner had hired a "Democrat" as his lawyer. Probably had something to do with her quitting. Hiring lawyers based on political affiliation is hilarious.
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Jul 14, 2017 20:46
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ReidRansom posted:Also, Kush's lawyer gives up. Without the power of The Mustache, Kushner is surely doomed.
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Jul 14, 2017 20:47
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Ralepozozaxe posted:Sessions was there sitting quietly on a shelf to see if anyone was being naughty. Made me think of this: 
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Jul 14, 2017 20:48
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Spacebump posted:Hiring lawyers based on political affiliation is hilarious. The Trump family actually just measures the lengths of their mustache curls.
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Jul 14, 2017 20:48
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It was Dave from Meet Dave, being piloted by dozens of miniature Eddie Murphys
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Jul 14, 2017 20:49
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CmdrRiker posted:This is full on conspiracy all the way down. Trump takes his marching orders from Putin, if that isn't stopped then Putin will use his influence to gradually install his Russian Oligarchs as the new corporate masters of the various pieces of the Federal government that Trump will be selling off- for starters. So if it turns out that Trump committing treason does not in fact matter, that the GOP will look the other way and keep enacting their agenda (while the various protection agencies are whittled to the bone) then the net result will be that Putin will take control of the US government.
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Jul 14, 2017 20:49
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I hate to disappoint everyone, but Jamie Gorelick is a lady I'm pretty sure. That moustache guy is the new lawyer, I think.
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Jul 14, 2017 20:50
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Ralepozozaxe posted:Sessions was there sitting quietly on a shelf to see if anyone was being naughty. Lawyer pulls some aspirin out of her purse for a headache and he slaps it out of her hand with a scream of rage.
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Jul 14, 2017 20:50
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Guys, Jamie Goerlich is the lawyer dropping out. She is a woman (fill in your thoughts on why the Trump White House wanted her gone). This mustachioed devil is the new guy.
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Jul 14, 2017 20:50
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ReidRansom posted:Also, Kush's lawyer gives up. The poo poo is circling the drain.
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Jul 14, 2017 20:50
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Majorian posted:Made me think of this: Also Sessions only recently decided that the heathen Papist holiday was infact a holy day for Jeeazus.
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Jul 14, 2017 20:52
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Chilichimp posted:Guys, Jamie Goerlich is the lawyer dropping out. She is a woman (fill in your thoughts on why the Trump White House wanted her gone). Also Ty Cobb.
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DreamShipWrecked posted:Lawyer pulls some aspirin out of her purse for a headache and he slaps it out of her hand with a scream of rage. "Real winners don't use drugs."
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Jul 14, 2017 20:52
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Chilichimp posted:"Real winners don't use drugs." Champions do?
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Jul 14, 2017 20:53
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Ty Cobb is going to pull off the mustache, revealing that it was a disguise; underneath he was James Comey the entire time.
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Jul 14, 2017 20:53
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ReidRansom posted:Also, Kush's lawyer gives up. yes I know 
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Jul 14, 2017 20:54
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Need to give the Trump side a little time to just tweet out meeting minutes, a taped conversation, and youtube video of the entire meeting first.
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Jul 14, 2017 20:55
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Chilichimp posted:Guys, Jamie Goerlich is the lawyer dropping out. She is a woman (fill in your thoughts on why the Trump White House wanted her gone). Oh gently caress, I spoke too soon. 
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Jul 14, 2017 20:57
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mod sassinator posted:Need to give the Trump side a little time to just tweet out meeting minutes, a taped conversation, and youtube video of the entire meeting first. Spoiler: it's the head of the Central Intelligence Directorate of the General Staff.
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Jul 14, 2017 20:57
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There were so many little weird things about this video, it reminded me of something purposely edited just to be a little bit off. The shots of Trump just completely not reacting except the one shot where he turns and says something to the person next to him, the weird bomb drone shot, then the shot of all the people clapping off beat at the end where the clapping immediately stops when they cut away. It's just really bizarre.
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Jul 14, 2017 20:59
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i'd believe godspeed you black emperor, but no building can hold the entirety of bss
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Jul 14, 2017 20:59
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Chilichimp posted:I thought Gozer was a man? Gozer the Traveler isn't necessarily either, and the form selected is unique to the time of reconciliation. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
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Jul 14, 2017 21:00
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also the last person certainly has to be a translator right
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Jul 14, 2017 21:00
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After thinking it over, I thought up the perfect metaphor for what awaits America if Trump gets away with this. Just imagine that America is the restaurant, we are the restaurant staff, and replace "Paulie" with "Putin"- it works perfectly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPtjyqgZAUk
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Jul 14, 2017 21:01
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FizFashizzle posted:also the last person certainly has to be a translator right Why? Everyone there seems to speak english.
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Jul 14, 2017 21:01
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FizFashizzle posted:also the last person certainly has to be a translator right To translate all these big legal words into something our delicate suthun eahs can desyfuh *fans self with a spent crunchwrap supreme box*
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Jul 14, 2017 21:02
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In which Fox News, for one brief moment, actually acknowledges reality: https://twitter.com/LeanneNaramore/status/885948819875262465
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Jul 14, 2017 21:03
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Superrodan posted:There were so many little weird things about this video, it reminded me of something purposely edited just to be a little bit off. The shots of Trump just completely not reacting except the one shot where he turns and says something to the person next to him, the weird bomb drone shot, then the shot of all the people clapping off beat at the end where the clapping immediately stops when they cut away. When people clap offbeat to live performances its really irrationally irritating to me. I understand you are getting into the music but it just makes me cringe
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Jul 14, 2017 21:03
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Maybe it's this GOP oppo dude who just killed himself?
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Jul 14, 2017 21:04
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TheScott2K posted:What is with these people and curly moustaches Because they work for the Kaiser William II analogue, but he is lacking in the facial hair department.
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Jul 14, 2017 21:05
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Prester Jane posted:After thinking it over, I thought up the perfect metaphor for what awaits America if Trump gets away with this. Just imagine that America is the restaurant, we are the restaurant staff, and replace "Paulie" with "Putin"- it works perfectly. Up your dosage. Trump is not going to publicly sell the country to Vladimir Putin.
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Jul 14, 2017 21:07
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DaveWoo posted:In which Fox News, for one brief moment, actually acknowledges reality: Aren't Shep and Wallace the only sensible people on the network though?
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Jul 14, 2017 21:07
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It was three translators hired by three different people will be what they claim Or two translators and Reince Priapism
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Bicyclops posted:Ty Cobb is going to pull off the mustache, revealing that it was a disguise; underneath he was James Comey the entire time. 
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Jul 14, 2017 21:08
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Cacator posted:Aren't Shep and Wallace the only sensible people on the network though? Shep's earning a reputation as a "lib" on Fox, but that's coming from someone who assumes anyone right of Reagan is a communist, so I don't honestly know. Also, Chris Wallace is a loving hack and has been since he did a hit interview with Bill Clinton after 9/11 where he tried to blame 9/11 on the Clinton administration.
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Jul 14, 2017 21:09
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Cacator posted:Aren't Shep and Wallace the only sensible people on the network though? You see that's what makes them "fair and balanced". They can now spend the rest of the day (and prime time) obfuscating the story.
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Jul 14, 2017 21:09
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whooo the fuuckkkkk was the thiirrddd perssonnnnnn money's on putin with a mustache and monocle
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Jul 14, 2017 21:13
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Probably just some random Russian person we've never heard of with suspected connections to powerful people.
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Fitzy Fitz posted:Probably just some random Russian person we've never heard of with suspected connections to powerful people. Yeah I'm anxiously watching my Twitter feed but there are probably only like half a dozen names that would legitimately excite me.
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