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With the top laid back and the sun shine shinin'. Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day. Anyways, he lacks a catch phrase and a show where he pretends to be a competent manager.
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Jul 14, 2017 20:33
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I love that celebrities dream of putting on a suit and attending meetings. Is that what they think about when they're staring wistfully at the audience?
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Jul 14, 2017 20:40
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Onkel Hedwig posted:Almost forgot forgot to post this picture from a german news magazine that I snapped:  
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Jul 14, 2017 20:43
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do u know jenny posted:He's got a bunch of songs when he was a rapper in the early 90s where he says "nigga" so this might actually work I yield back the balance of my time to Senator Rock from Michigan. quote:Now if you think the story is over just listen to this Senate floor erupts in applause. Mental Hospitality fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Jul 14, 2017 |
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Jul 14, 2017 20:47
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Jul 14, 2017 20:51
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That's only 5.1 inches. Sad!
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Jul 14, 2017 20:51
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:this is very unsettling
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More Kooshball lols and yet another lawyer looking like a Coen brother's movie stand-in. https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/885943991543504896
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Jul 14, 2017 21:02
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based on the name i was expecting an orc
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:this is very unsettling no, that's just the German word for centimeter.
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:it's only a matter of time before he starts pushing things all the way off tables Laughed way too hard at this, ty
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Jul 14, 2017 21:26
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Aleth posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhQkku7jLfo They should have played Music Sounds Better With You too
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Jul 14, 2017 21:35
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Say what you will about Donald Trump, the man has a good singing voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NkNcwzGCfQ
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Jul 14, 2017 21:38
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935 posted:This is exactly why he's going to win. A younger than 50, charismatic celebrity who transcends musical genres, who spent the last few DECADES hammering home his message of rags to riches good 'ol boy from Michigan who loves real 'murica. We're in a new world where policies and experience don't matter anymore. Kid Rock is going to stomp Debbie Stabenow into paste. It won't be like Trump vs Hillary, it will be Trump vs Jeb.  I'm the tennis court at Kid Rock's childhood home
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Jul 14, 2017 21:42
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Jul 14, 2017 21:42
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We need to counteract Kid Rock running by going full leftist with Jello Biafra. He's already run for office before and had a sweet catchphrase: There's always room for Jello!
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Jul 14, 2017 21:46
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While a former President is recovering from dehydration because he's still helping build houses for the poor at 92 years of age.
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Jul 14, 2017 21:49
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Skoora posted:We need to counteract Kid Rock running by going full leftist with Jello Biafra. He's already run for office before and had a sweet catchphrase: There's always room for Jello! Hey, I already know what his campaign theme could be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg2A8U3YDGA Make you hazy, make you lazy, drive you crazy. For days and days and days and days and days and years.
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Skoora posted:We need to counteract Kid Rock running by going full leftist with Jello Biafra. He's already run for office before and had a sweet catchphrase: There's always room for Jello! I would vote the poo poo out of Jello. I can already see the attack ads that he advocates for killing the poor lol
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Jul 14, 2017 21:49
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let's take a moment to honor the one year anniversary of one of the moments that paved the way to our idiot president: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwaiyjh1dGk *ron howard voice* but she couldn't
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Jul 14, 2017 21:51
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Egbert Souse posted:While a former President is recovering from dehydration because he's still helping build houses for the poor at 92 years of age. YEAH! Not paying taxes and screwing less-wealthy people out of money has made this country the wonderful place it is. Stupid Democrats! Jesus christ I can't wait until these ghouls all die so I can go on a US tour pooping on all of their graves.
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Jul 14, 2017 21:57
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Pokemon Go to the polls jesus christ what is wrong with her
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Jul 14, 2017 21:58
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Feminasty Slut posted:Pokemon Go to the polls jesus christ what is wrong with her Rickets, the vapors, morgellon's, and legionaires disease.
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Jul 14, 2017 22:00
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That's german. It actually reads: "Dick Trump, Dick"
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Catastrophe posted:YEAH! Not paying taxes and screwing less-wealthy people out of money has made this country the wonderful place it is. Stupid Democrats! Be sure to eat lots and drink lots of prune juice.
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:this is very unsettling I  ed
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Egbert Souse posted:Franken/Yankovic 2020 Franken/Stein 2020
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"most people would have committed the crime"
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awww 3O your avatar, post in here a bit friend and the avatar god will make you right as rain
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lmao this treasonous retard pissman is president.
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Jul 14, 2017 22:21
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Burt Sexual posted:And he's pretty funny I hear, he'd tear trump up gently caress it Chris Rock for President. This time we are going with an angry black man.
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Jul 14, 2017 22:22
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wouldn't this be more of a tri-fold pamphlet?
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Jul 14, 2017 22:25
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Raged posted:gently caress it Luther for President. FTFY
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Beelerzebub posted:FTFY I don't know if Luther Vandross is our best option here.
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i would vote for detective chief inspector luther, in spite of being fictional and very obviously ineligible i would vote for any idris elba character, including stringer bell and the guy who throws the on/off switch for rainbow road in thor
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I like that in this time line womanizing, fornicating, spouse abusing, serial adultery and having multiple divorces can finally be seen as the good, wholesome christian values that they are.
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