GOT: Stick them with the disappointy end

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Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

so the waif killed the oldest man in westerost?

It's possible. Jaqen said a girl is no one. Arya never was no one. The waif was no one. Jaqen would know.

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# ? May 17, 2024 00:09

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Jaqen used to be cool. Now we all found out he's some sort of face janitor.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 03:41

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

Varys the merman is Jaqen anyways

# ? Jul 15, 2017 03:45

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Solice Kirsk posted:

Jaqen used to be cool. Now we all found out he's some sort of face janitor.

lol

# ? Jul 15, 2017 03:51

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

whoflungpoop posted:

im so fuckiong ready for this ive been leaving snail trails everywhere

Gross

# ? Jul 15, 2017 03:54

Hustlin Floh: Jul 20, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

In any other (actually good) show the Blackfish would make a come back this season since he got killed off screen. Instead they'll just never mention him again.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 04:09

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Someone spoil this season for me I don't have time to watch it.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 04:09

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Bert Roberge posted:

Someone spoil this season for me I don't have time to watch it.

Jon is going to ride a dragon

# ? Jul 15, 2017 04:17

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

I think all the giants are dead so everyonea hopes are dashed.

Unless we get white walker giants.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 04:34

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Bert Roberge posted:

Someone spoil this season for me I don't have time to watch it.

Jamie kills Cersei.
Arya kills Littlefinger.
That's about it.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 05:08

JIZZ DENOUEMENT: Oct 3, 2012; STRIKE!

Sand Snake Titties > Fake Sansa Titties

Fight me!!!

# ? Jul 15, 2017 06:01

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Waltzing Along posted:

Jamie kills Cersei.
Arya kills Littlefinger.
That's about it.

The rest is Sam and Gillie and the baby I hope.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 06:17

el B: Jan 30, 2004; holler.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Jaqen used to be cool. Now we all found out he's some sort of face janitor.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 06:18

el B: Jan 30, 2004; holler.

Nope meant to quote this

Bert Roberge posted:

The rest is Sam and Gillie and the baby I hope.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 06:18

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Why does Jaimy kill Cersy?

# ? Jul 15, 2017 08:01

Pistol_Pete: Sep 15, 2007; Oven Wrangler

Whenever somebody's stabbed in GoT, they look surprised and then slowly fall down dead instead of going "Ow, Christ, you stabbed me, that really hurts, I'm bleeding all over, quick, call an ambulance!"

It's just soooooo unrealistic.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 09:06

ruddiger: Jun 3, 2004

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Jon is going to ride a dragon

More like the dragon's gonna ride him.

Dany's going to rape Jon.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 09:12

warez: Mar 13, 2003; HOLA FANTA DONT CHA WANNA?

Pistol_Pete posted:

Whenever somebody's stabbed in GoT, they look surprised and then slowly fall down dead instead of going "Ow, Christ, you stabbed me, that really hurts, I'm bleeding all over, quick, call an ambulance!"

It's just soooooo unrealistic.

How many stabbings have you witnessed

# ? Jul 15, 2017 10:25

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Holy poo poo, the new season starts sunday. I thought it started in august for some reason.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 10:46

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

I've thought many things

Here's one of them:

When deaf people think or read things, what voice is it they hear in their minds

# ? Jul 15, 2017 11:06

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Zzulu posted:

I've thought many things

Here's one of them:

When deaf people think or read things, what voice is it they hear in their minds

They see sign language?I don't know how that would work with reading though.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 11:18

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Can't wait for Stannis to make his comeback.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 12:08

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Zzulu posted:

I've thought many things

Here's one of them:

When deaf people think or read things, what voice is it they hear in their minds

Your voice transmits itself through your skull's bone, so AFAIK most deaf people would be able to hear their own voice. That's also how Beethoven and other composers were able to listen to their music after getting deaf.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 12:09

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Solice Kirsk posted:

Jaqen used to be cool. Now we all found out he's some sort of face janitor.

haha

# ? Jul 15, 2017 12:51

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Sand Snake Titties > Fake Sansa Titties

Fight me!!!

http://i.imgur.com/lC1YED3.mp4

# ? Jul 15, 2017 13:11

Randarkman: Jul 18, 2011

Embarassing.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 13:17

ArgumentatumE.C.T.: Nov 5, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

is that supposed to be an actual fight from the actual show

are they supposed to be killing eahc other it looks like a community theater swordfight

# ? Jul 15, 2017 14:49

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

actually ill have you know that real swordfights look very awkward

there's no choreography in real life :grin:

# ? Jul 15, 2017 14:51

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:

is that supposed to be an actual fight from the actual show

are they supposed to be killing eahc other it looks like a community theater swordfight

they are literal children told to pretend they can take on grown men

# ? Jul 15, 2017 14:54

R-Type: Oct 10, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

big nipples big life posted:

http://i.imgur.com/lC1YED3.mp4

I've seen fights at renfair that look more realistic. I wonder if that was a costume action test scene or a practice scene they injected because they lacked for shooting time.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 16:10

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

R-Type posted:

I've seen fights at renfair that look more realistic. I wonder if that was a costume action test scene or a practice scene they injected because they lacked for shooting time.

The Sand Snake auditions were just all the girls getting topless.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 16:44

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Someone find/post updated spoilers. Also, who is the cool mod that will not edit thread titles?

# ? Jul 15, 2017 17:28

rydiafan: Mar 17, 2009

All I want is for Lyanna Mormont to throw shade at people for 10-15 minutes per episode.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 18:59

Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

I hope a dragon steps on someone

# ? Jul 15, 2017 19:03

Hustlin Floh: Jul 20, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Toadvine posted:

I hope a dragon steps on someone

Now you're thinking outside the bun.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 19:09

COMRADES: Apr 3, 2017; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Zzulu posted:

actually ill have you know that real swordfights look very awkward

there's no choreography in real life

Yeah but what happened to the choreography in S1 is what I'm saying

# ? Jul 15, 2017 19:11

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Uhh they've been some good fights and some terrible fights like the show is a roller coaster of poo poo because they keep using a bunch of different directors which is crazy to me

# ? Jul 15, 2017 19:17

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

Glenn Quebec posted:

Uhh they've been some good fights and some terrible fights like the show is a roller coaster of poo poo because they keep using a bunch of different directors which is crazy to me

Every television show does this.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 19:25

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Zzulu posted:

actually ill have you know that real swordfights look very awkward

there's no choreography in real life

ya

and the awkward fuckers die, their opponent doesn't freeze in place to let them score a hit

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whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

rydiafan posted:

All I want is for Lyanna Mormont to throw shade at people for 10-15 minutes per episode.

She and Olenna deserve their own spinoff that's nothing but tag team sass mouth

# ? Jul 15, 2017 19:35

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