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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Yinlock posted:

imagine if your life was a lovely joke, that would be the worst

My life is gag reel that plays on a loop in the breakroom in hell

On the ed balls channel

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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Joementum posted:

anything that annoys cardinals fans is, by definition, cool and good

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://twitter.com/NPR/status/885996833184641024

Thinkin bout horse

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




give it a lick
it tastes just like raisins

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

They even doxxed that one goon's butthole.

hosed up imo

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
guys I know that all of Trump's policies are driven by idiocy, greed, and personal grievance but he's not so bad once you get to know him

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Dr Cheeto posted:

guys I know that all of Trump's policies are driven by idiocy, greed, and personal grievance but he's not so bad once you get to know him

hes totes someone id have a beer w...oh..really? ok then

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
My life is that of a horse continually forced to spend time with Mike Pence.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://twitter.com/michaelianblack/status/886235108872790016

:allears:

A great man once said
You can put the pickle in the cucumber but you cant get the cucumber out the pickle

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
https://twitter.com/electrolemon/status/489101252844736513

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Our government would not be better if Hillary had been chosen by the electoral college.

Edit: Vote Jeb next time bitches.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Elephanthead posted:

Our government would not be better if Hillary had been chosen by the electoral college.

Edit: Vote Jeb next time bitches.

:wrong:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

punchymcpunch posted:

those look like jacoby shovels, theyre suspiciously shiny

very good

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
with the fcc reversing their policy on net neutrality RIP SA forums

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

looks like the patriot blend that's available on the infowars shop also prisonplanet dot com

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


nuclear tkaes

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Agrajag posted:

with the fcc reversing their policy on net neutrality RIP SA forums

Comcast will charge by the post

this is great news for fyad

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I don't want poors on my internets anyway.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Don't Worry!!

¡JEB! Can Fix It! Cuck Yeah!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
this is still the funniest thing that happened this week

https://twitter.com/VictorBlackwell/status/886203554096140288

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?129:1

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i just wanna say


TRUMP

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/ForecasterEnten/status/886073205114511362

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003



E lol


quote:

nmfdonald trump will become pres ident due to russian collusionsrxl,dtp

Inspector Hound has issued a correction as of 16:14 on Jul 15, 2017

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
All of you morons who are hating on that NY Democrat for saying being rich is tougher than being poor HAVE YOU EVER HEARD MO MONEY MO PROBLEMS BY THE NOTORIOUS BIG

That guy is absolutely right.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Baloogan posted:

Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad.
\

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://twitter.com/coinneachmac/status/885574317781733376

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Joementum posted:

this is still the funniest thing that happened this week

https://twitter.com/VictorBlackwell/status/886203554096140288

i almost can't (can?) believe this

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

triple sulk posted:

i almost can't (can?) believe this

wait until u see the goddamned chain of rear end marks on the wall stretching from CA to TX, will u believe it then??

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

triple sulk posted:

i almost can't (can?) believe this

Said in an off the record conversation on air force one, wh made the conversation public the next day but cut out a part where djt admitted jr told him about the meeting

yorkinshire
Apr 28, 2009

In space no one can hear your dope beats.

Joementum posted:

this is still the funniest thing that happened this week

https://twitter.com/VictorBlackwell/status/886203554096140288

Acme must be upset they can't bid on this

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Unperson_47 posted:

these ppl have the form of someone who's never used or seen a shovel in their lives

just wait till they have to use the giant scissors when it opens lol

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
trump just thinks so hard about things that ya gonna have ta deal its TRUMP

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Baloogan posted:

trump just thinks so hard about things that ya gonna have ta deal its TRUMP

Do you think he was hit on the head by a sack of drugs being thrown over a wall at a young age?

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

It's now a week since the dam broke on Russians in Trump Tower and the right's argument keeps changing. This morning I read Trump's family and friends talking to Russians about an election is perfectly fine, but the entire Clinton family needs to be thrown in prison because Hillary bad.

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Joementum posted:

this is still the funniest thing that happened this week

https://twitter.com/VictorBlackwell/status/886203554096140288

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaVgRj2e5_s

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Joementum posted:

this is still the funniest thing that happened this week

https://twitter.com/VictorBlackwell/status/886203554096140288

by jove trump thinks of everything

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Bert Roberge posted:

Do you think he was hit on the head by a sack of drugs being thrown over a wall at a young age?

i think its hilarious hes thinking about this

trump is operating on ironic-galaxy-brain level 24/7

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Joementum posted:

this is still the funniest thing that happened this week

https://twitter.com/VictorBlackwell/status/886203554096140288

i will convince trump to give me 25b dollars for my invisible wall, once i hire a cadre of experienced and dedicated mimes

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Tiler Kiwi posted:

i will convince trump to give me 25b dollars for my invisible wall, once i hire a cadre of experienced and dedicated mimes

all of french canada stands ready

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