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HappyKitty: Jul 11, 2005

Anime Reference posted:

I used to read Achewood religiously and I don't really understand it either. Sometimes Onstad just does weird poo poo.

Pretty sure that comic was a passive-aggressive response to the fan response to the previous comic where a weird-looking bird creature announces itself as a prostitute that Ray hired, prompting the fandom at the time to make all sorts of posts about "OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING"

So Chris Onstad gave them a thing indeed.

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03212008

Anyway, enough Achewood chat - here's my Achewood tattoo and my gross hairy arm as penance

# ? Jul 14, 2017 22:12

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# ? May 14, 2024 04:46

fullroundaction: Apr 20, 2007; Drink beer every day

Christ what an rear end in a top hat

# ? Jul 14, 2017 23:31

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

# ? Jul 15, 2017 02:03

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

HappyKitty posted:

Pretty sure that comic was a passive-aggressive response to the fan response to the previous comic where a weird-looking bird creature announces itself as a prostitute that Ray hired, prompting the fandom at the time to make all sorts of posts about "OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING"

So Chris Onstad gave them a thing indeed.

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03212008

Anyway, enough Achewood chat - here's my Achewood tattoo and my gross hairy arm as penance

for reals?

# ? Jul 15, 2017 05:52

Psychobabble!: Jun 22, 2010; Observing this filth unsettles me

Ive only heard of achewood and those are the only two comics I've ever read so based on those it looks loving stupid

# ? Jul 15, 2017 06:08

HappyKitty: Jul 11, 2005

CommonShore posted:

for reals?

That's always been my take. Back when the comics had a commenting forum, there was a veritable chorus of posters wondering what the hell that chicken thing was supposed to be, kill it with fire, etc. I don't think it's a coincidence that 3 days later, the writer gave the readers an actual body horror genitalmonster.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 16:43

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

HappyKitty posted:

That's always been my take. Back when the comics had a commenting forum, there was a veritable chorus of posters wondering what the hell that chicken thing was supposed to be, kill it with fire, etc. I don't think it's a coincidence that 3 days later, the writer gave the readers an actual body horror genitalmonster.

I mean the tattoo

# ? Jul 16, 2017 13:50

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

# ? Jul 16, 2017 18:12

poptart_fairy: Apr 8, 2009; by R. Guyovich

Never nice to see skid marks on your partner.

# ? Jul 16, 2017 18:13

treiz01: Jan 2, 2008; There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

poptart_fairy posted:

Never nice to see skid marks on your partner.

Or another man's name when you hittin it from behind

# ? Jul 16, 2017 18:42

Crust First: May 1, 2013; Wrong lads.

https://i.redd.it/jf58dh0woq9z.jpg :nws:

https://i.redd.it/49vfn1daur9z.jpg :nws:

# ? Jul 16, 2017 18:47

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Crust First posted:

The only thing I see wrong with these three is that goddamn tribal piece.

All of the ones above them...hoo boy.

# ? Jul 16, 2017 18:56

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Crust First posted:

This one is absolutely perfect.

# ? Jul 16, 2017 18:59

treiz01: Jan 2, 2008; There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

This one is absolutely perfect.

I want this now

# ? Jul 16, 2017 22:06

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Crust First posted:

Holy poo poo why.

Monster logo? Is that the monster logo? With a confederate...whyyyy. (or is it just a bearclaw scratch that looks like the monster logo?)

And then the shocker is a fairly common dumb tattoo, but the bloody tampon brings this to a whole new level of awful. Why?

Crust First posted:

This however loving owns

# ? Jul 16, 2017 22:50

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I don't know any redneck douchebags to ask, so: what's the deal with the monster logo? It seems to have transcended advertising but I don't know what it's supposed to represent besides lots of energy or something.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 01:23

Strudel Man: May 19, 2003; ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Monsters are powerful, like me.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 01:31

ricketyvickyt: Sep 9, 2010

Snowy posted:

I don't know any redneck douchebags to ask, so: what's the deal with the monster logo? It seems to have transcended advertising but I don't know what it's supposed to represent besides lots of energy or something.

I don't know any rednecks either but my UK born and raised ex had the green Monster logo tattooed on her neck...it's a cover up of her ex girlfriends name 🙄

Edit: before you ask, no I don't have any pictures because I wisely blocked her on all social media

# ? Jul 17, 2017 01:57

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

One of my previous coworker's uncles was the founder of Monster, and the whole culture surrounding it now is so funny cause the dude is like a huge liberal hippie who donated a bunch of money to charities and stuff

# ? Jul 17, 2017 02:50

Queering Wheel: Jun 18, 2011

Snowy posted:

I don't know any redneck douchebags to ask, so: what's the deal with the monster logo? It seems to have transcended advertising but I don't know what it's supposed to represent besides lots of energy or something.

It looks like claw marks made by a monster.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 05:51

synthetik: Feb 28, 2007; I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

# ? Jul 17, 2017 14:28

Wendell: May 11, 2003

"It was funny on Connor McGregor's suit, I bet it'll be even better on my arm! Removed from all context! Or any semblance of a joke!"

# ? Jul 17, 2017 17:39

dpack_1: Mar 23, 2009; Let another's wounds be your warning

synthetik posted:

I guarantee this was what the artist was screaming in his head while doing this.

# ? Jul 18, 2017 17:28

Psychobabble!: Jun 22, 2010; Observing this filth unsettles me

Unloading some saves from my phone for the thread, hopefully no repeats as I read this thread a lot. All are from FB. Enjoy the spoils of my travels:

:nws:

ishhttp://imgur.com/QsregbS
:nws:

http://imgur.com/mF0dKNr
:nws:

http://imgur.com/d53rUd7
:nws:

http://imgur.com/kpW44uT
:nws:

http://imgur.com/EbdPQr1 For half naked fat chick
:nws:

http://imgur.com/T18KetA
:nws:

ish http://imgur.com/KYCamyS
:nws:

http://imgur.com/kOIgSSE the actual nudity is censored but just to be safe I'm linking it
:nws:

http://imgur.com/p8wxFfI well done but jfc

So poorly executed

Just why

http://i.imgur.com/XLTJhJx.jpg
Why are 90% of R&M tattoos terrible?

All I can see: http://imgur.com/xElTQ1d

Technically well done but just awful concept

These are on a former coworker of mine who is 18 and has barely any tattoos

There's more but that'll do for now

Edit: vvv oh Frick I meant to link that one, my bad. Fixed.

Also sorry about the pubes, that's just how I found it :shrug:

Psychobabble! has a new favorite as of 08:04 on Jul 20, 2017

# ? Jul 20, 2017 06:35

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

I think posting the one image of rick and morty having sex is problematic.

# ? Jul 20, 2017 07:07

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Psychobabble! posted:

http://imgur.com/kOIgSSE the actual nudity is censored but just to be safe I'm linking it

Another shot of this was posted earlier, but now we all know what that guy's pubes look like. :thumbsup:

Psychobabble! posted:

These are on a former coworker of mine who is 18 and has barely any tattoos

I hope his name was Michael.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK6rFVg3qHo

LingcodKilla posted:

I think posting the one image of rick and morty having sex is problematic.

Yeah, good call. Probably should nuke that one.

whypick1 has a new favorite as of 07:13 on Jul 20, 2017

# ? Jul 20, 2017 07:10

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

I saw a terrible but technically well executed violent bondage tattoo in the wild today. Why is this such a seemingly common theme?

# ? Jul 20, 2017 18:14

Internet Wizard: Aug 9, 2009; BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

CommonShore posted:

I saw a terrible but technically well executed violent bondage tattoo in the wild today. Why is this such a seemingly common theme?

People getting off on exhibitionism and also they make terrible decisions

# ? Jul 20, 2017 21:13

Living Image: Apr 24, 2010; HORSE'S ASS

CommonShore posted:

I saw a terrible but technically well executed violent bondage tattoo in the wild today. Why is this such a seemingly common theme?

Half the fetish is telling people about their fetish

# ? Jul 20, 2017 22:04

synthetik: Feb 28, 2007; I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

Holy poo poo close the thread, nothing's going to top that post.

But, I guess it's weird that I kinda like the black line across the neck one. Can't actually articulate why.

# ? Jul 20, 2017 23:04

Gromit: Aug 15, 2000; I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Woody's Tattoo Studio in the UK is a goldmine of tasteless stuff. As all these are NSFW, I might as well provide direct links to the pages:

A startling memorial to Princess Di here:
http://www.woodystattoostudio.com/tattoo-gallerys/gallery-woody/woody-7.html

A bumper crop of stuff here. Come for the Flintstones porn, Scooby Do beastiality, Supergirl surpise and horse porn, stay for the Michael Jackson commentary:
http://www.woodystattoostudio.com/tattoo-gallerys/gallery-woody/woody-10.html

A new take on both Sleeping Beauty and Marilyn Monroe:
http://www.woodystattoostudio.com/tattoo-gallerys/gallery-woody/woody-12.html

That's a selection, but there's gold of one sort or another on just about every other page. You know, like this:

# ? Jul 21, 2017 10:01

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 21, 2017 10:36

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Gromit posted:

Woody's Tattoo Studio in the UK is a goldmine of tasteless stuff. As all these are NSFW, I might as well provide direct links to the pages:

"Hey Woody can I get a tattoo of a child loving his own mother? Yeah? Awesome. Oh also make them from a children's cartoon"

# ? Jul 21, 2017 11:56

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Say Nothing posted:

It's like both the tattooist and the client had never seen a tattoo. :psyduck:

# ? Jul 21, 2017 12:12

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

What is it about that demure hands behind the hips pose that every teenager seems to default to drawing like that?

# ? Jul 21, 2017 18:28

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Heath posted:

What is it about that demure hands behind the hips pose that every teenager seems to default to drawing like that?

It's because they can't draw hands.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 18:31

there wolf: Jan 11, 2015; by Fluffdaddy

Psychobabble! posted:

Unloading some saves from my phone for the thread, hopefully no repeats as I read this thread a lot. All are from FB. Enjoy the spoils of my travels:

http://imgur.com/EbdPQr1 For half naked fat chick

Execution is lousy, but I am totally behind this stabbing-my-burger-heart tattoo as a subject.

Psychobabble! posted:

http://i.imgur.com/XLTJhJx.jpg
Why are 90% of R&M tattoos terrible?

Having actually gone out for the Rick mobile a few months back, I can say it's because a large percentage of the fanbase is a bunch of assholes seeking instant gratification in try-hard edginess.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 19:03