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Jimmy Little Balls posted:It's hot here now so everyone has shaved their dogs, but not the head or feet. It's amazing.
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McGavin posted:Probably somewhere around this level: Everything about this is absurdly Chinese. 1) Commentators unable to grasp concept of long term strategy vs short term strategy. Don't understand how player scoring more points early can score fewer points later. 2) Ridiculous accusation of faulty equipment after Japanese win, leading to players swapping places (????) 3) Nonsensical scoring system. The final round is worth as many points as both rounds that came before it??? Like wtf.
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 16:29 |
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I was going to go out and do something with my normal non-plunge friend I haven't seen in a while, so we met at the metro station to go. A sudden wall of water canceled our plans, so she said she was hungry. We were at the station near my apartment, so all I knew near there was... Saliya, my dumpy pizza joint. She wanted to have some salad while complaining that she was under the impression that I eat there seven nights a week (it's once per week now). I was telling her she needs to come try my cooking, and our server girl took our order. I noticed the other server girl staring at me. I always thought she was cute and pleasant, and I will admit I wish I could get her Wechat without ruining my chance to ever eat there again. I have flirted with her every time I have eaten while she was there. Since this is China, most people see a girl and a guy eating a table and they will automatically assume we're on a date or a couple, and this girl was shooting some spicy eyes at my friend. I would make eye contact with her, and she would look at my friend and back to me, like I had betrayed her. Our meal was almost finished and the cute and pleasant server came up and pointed at something near/on my friend, I don't know what, and started shouting at her. She kept shouting and finding some fault and it was a majestic display of face and pissiness. My friend just sat there, taking this wall of face and saying nothing. The server left and I asked my friend what she said. "Don't talk about it." "Why?" "Don't." I guess I will never know. Atlas Hugged posted:One of these days I'll put together a list of goons I've seen in compromising situations in bars of ill repute and it will be a heck of a list. Jeoh posted:Inside each individual pod is a chair, monitor, computer and gamepad, and men can sit and play retro 1990s games.
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 16:31 |
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Impressive, you've gained the ability to bring out the crazy, not only before plunging, but before even talking to them.
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 16:37 |
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Haier posted:My friend just sat there, taking this wall of face and saying nothing. The server left and I asked my friend what she said. "Don't talk about it." "Why?" "Don't." First off, this is bullshit, you should have demanded to know, like a foot-stamping tantrum, at least for our curiosity. think of your constituency. Haier posted:The girls from bars would be waaaay worse than those dating app ones, and I am sure I'd get into fights weekly. korea and china - not so different
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 16:42 |
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Haier, we need to know what was said by the tantrum waitress. Please find out. Also, sigh at this: http://www.standard.co.uk/news/lond...g-a3588336.html Guess we are in for lovely bike litter too.
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 17:07 |
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Yeah it's like oBike launched all over Europe this month. Their bikes are loving atrocious.
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 17:40 |
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So much face loss. Ted Cruz wants to rename the street the Chinese embassy is on in DC after Liu Xiaobo. https://goo.gl/kZrD1s Automatic Slim fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Jul 15, 2017 |
# ? Jul 15, 2017 17:55 |
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Does anyone have that picture of the tourists taking a photo of the sign "this way to the mona lisa" because I can't find it.
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 19:18 |
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Automatic Slim posted:So much face loss. For his grand finale, the Zodiac Killer tears the face off the entire nation of China.
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 20:18 |
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the west should not interfere in chinese matters
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 20:21 |
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http://i.imgur.com/jVTxYlL.mp4
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 20:24 |
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When does her dick fall out?
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 20:57 |
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Thx, now I have yellowfever.
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 22:05 |
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The best thing to come out of the D&D thread. Mods please change my name to Lewd Sauna Ayi.
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 23:50 |
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This seems topical. Story on Chabuduo https://what-chinese-corner-cutting-reveals-about-modernity
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Gath posted:This seems topical. Story on Chabuduo Even the URL is chabuduo (I think you meant https://aeon.co/essays/what-chinese-corner-cutting-reveals-about-modernity)
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 00:48 |
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Gath posted:This seems topical. Story on Chabuduo this could not be a more perfect China.jpg post
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 00:49 |
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hailthefish posted:Even the URL is chabuduo eh Chabuduo
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 00:50 |
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hailthefish posted:Even the URL is chabuduo Excellent article. Thanks
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 02:16 |
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quote:‘There’s a Tianjin-level explosion every month,’ a staff member at a national-level work-safety programme told me, asking for anonymity. ‘But mostly they happen in places that nobody cares about.’ Careless disasters are buried all the time; when a chemical plant exploded in Tangshan in March 2014, a friend there told me of the management’s relief after the Malaysia Airlines flight 370 went missing the next day, swallowing up all other news and making sure nobody but them noticed, save for 13 widows. e: god drat this is the article that keeps on giving... quote:Many Chinese cities are half building site; I’ve gone on walks through back alleys that resembled Super Mario levels, full of grinding wheels shooting out flurries of super-heated sparks, bricks dropped from scaffolding above without warning and cords strung across the pavement. ‘Why don’t you put tape around that?’ I asked at one spot, pointing to a guttering pit next to the road, deep enough to break a neck. The migrant workers shrugged. ‘Nobody told us to.’
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 02:58 |
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Krinkle posted:Does anyone have that picture of the tourists taking a photo of the sign "this way to the mona lisa" because I can't find it. Judging by the hair, they may be Korean though.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:50 |
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Steakandchips posted:Haier, we need to know what was said by the tantrum waitress. Please find out. I literally use Ofo twice a day and it is great, but I just can't see it working so well in a city with proper traffic rules and/or lack of segregated cycling infrastructure. Also lol at the people saying "Well Mobike won't work in Manchester because they're all vandals and they'll nick the bikes!". They obviously haven't seen how most people in China treat the bikes...
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 05:07 |
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Someone on Wechat sent me this sticker and I can't stop laughing at Chinese Bobby Hill. I must have had too much milk tea today.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 06:27 |
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hailthefish posted:Even the URL is chabuduo quote:In the bedroom, the ceiling-high air-conditioning unit runs its moisture through a hole knocked in the wall, stuffed with an old cloth to avoid leakage, while the balcony door, its sealant rotted, has a towel handy to block the rain when it pours through. When that article was first posted, it reminded me of my own window:
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 07:34 |
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Grand Fromage posted:Yeah I always enjoy watching the recycling and trash bins emptied into the same filthy, reeking tricycle. That's why I save most of my recycling in separate bags and leave it out for the old/homeless people, then it gets turned into the actual recycling center and they get some cash. My wife's family saves them to turn into her dad who is a sort of recycling aggregator as part of his business.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 08:05 |
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Haier posted:Someone on Wechat sent me this sticker and I can't stop laughing at Chinese Bobby Hill. I must have had too much milk tea today. hfzrzgcghzgzgkhkfgsjg rofl that's excellent
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 09:25 |
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So I'm working on my master's right now and though I'm taking classes in Thailand, it's an American program and American professors are sent out to our site a few times a year. Most of my peers are teachers in the international schools who are looking for an easy pay boost and the rest are foreigners who work in the Thai public schools and need a master's to keep their visas since Thailand keeps raising the standards for burned out sexpats to spend their weekdays around children. They haven't bothered increasing the base pay for teaching in a Thai public school though, so the only people who do it are former Russian prostitutes and 19 year olds on a gap year in addition to the aforementioned sexpats. And if you think I'm exaggerating about anything in the above paragraph then you don't know Thailand at all. Anyway, I'm sitting in class and the guy next to me is basically blind. His smartphone's screen is blown up to the maximum zoom so you can't help but read his messages as they come in and the professor is droning on about the dangers of having children sit on carpets during reading time. Usually it's pretty boring stuff like making dinner plans or having someone look at a leak under his sink but yesterday I saw the following message: "6000 baht, short time, no anal" Naturally I wasn't the only one who saw this particular text and so when the guy walked away during break everyone in the immediate vicinity started discussing why the hell he was being quoted a price that high. The consensus was it's because he's black. God bless this country and everyone who works in it.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 09:59 |
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So why does thailand have the rep for sex wonder land? also whats the going rate for short time no anal?
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 10:58 |
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Ups_rail posted:So why does thailand have the rep for sex wonder land? Thailand is sex capital of Asia if not Earth. They even have a red light district that is exempt from the alcohol restrictions on Buddhist holidays.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 11:00 |
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https://i.imgur.com//X9rMTip.gifv
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 11:06 |
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If it's not just because he's black he must have some nice expensive taste
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 11:07 |
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Holy poo poo nice aim. Maybe the 6000 baht hooker is super hot?
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 11:12 |
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Maybe he is buying not renting.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 11:14 |
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Ups_rail posted:So why does thailand have the rep for sex wonder land? Well, to a large extent it is. quote:also whats the going rate for short time no anal? A deaf hooker once quoted my coworker 1000 baht, but I don't know if that included a discount
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 11:15 |
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E_P posted:Maybe he is buying not renting. I'd save a bit longer and get the anal option pack. It's got to help any resale value, surely.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 12:23 |
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i found a chicago tribune article from 1995 that i felt belonged in this thread for some reasonquote:Japan May Still Surpass U.s. To Become Leading Economic Power By The Year 2000
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 21:10 |
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Atlas Hugged posted:"6000 baht, short time, no anal" Wow, that's like ~$175 bucks.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 21:20 |
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Accretionist posted:Wow, that's like ~$175 bucks. That seems like a lot for a quickie with a prostitute.
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Zil posted:That seems like a lot for a quickie with a prostitute. what do you normally pay?
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