Beet Wagon posted:

Er_Dova was a brokebrained motherfucker who couldn't write a single reddit post without calling someone a retard. I followed him around for a couple weeks as "Er__Dova" and would quietly respond to the people he insulted, apologizing for 'my' rudeness and wishing them a nice day. Eventually he found out, had a total loving meltdown, declared war on me, went through four pages of my reddit history commenting on every post I had made (star citizen related or otherwise) about how people shouldn't trust me, and then deleted both his accounts. It was cool.

e: now that I think about it, he didn't actually figure out it was me, he just had a meltdown cause I called him 'commando' and that made him assume it was me.

Mirificus posted:

https://www.reddit.com/user/tsutsuman

Roflan posted:

Star Citizen: User has deleted their account.

SelenicMartian posted:

Kromlech posted:

mmorpg

Ramadu posted:

this is really really funny

quote:

Don't believe ANY word from this guy. He's someone who has fallen SO low as to be jealous of a VIDEOGAME, and defending some annoying and laughable character with proven mental issues. He's the living proof of someone more pathetic than the one he follows like a little pet.
Just stay away from him. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Beet Wagon posted:

First he sent me this after I called him 'commando'



Then he went through half my comment history and replied to everything with this:

(which I didn't get screenshots of cause I was too busy laughing)

and then he sent me this:



I sat in the parking lot at school for like an hour while all this was going down cause I was laughing to hard to drive properly.

cool new Polack jokes posted:

Ben Folds Five Billion

peter gabriel posted:

I don't start wars but I finish them *deletes reddit account*

peter gabriel posted:

I don't start wars but I finish them *deletes reddit account*

TheAgent posted:

Actually here, here's a real honest to god quote from Will Maiden, the Senior Systems Designer for CIG:

quote:

yes and no. sometimes complexity is our own worst enemy, we build systems that are far too complex because "that's what's expected" of us now. we also build a complex system because it could be used in 100 different ways. but we're always looking to strip compelxity [sic] out and keep things straighforward. like the insurance or persistance, but whenever you do, there is alaways [sic] someone Chris Roberts saying "yes but what about..." and you ahve [sic] to add another unanticipated exception to the design. so it can always swell. it is a battle between serving the game, serving the expectation and giving the player what they need, but not always what they want placating Chris so we don't get fired

They are hosed and have no idea what they are doing.

WarpDogs posted:

As a former software analyst this makes me really salty. he basically outlines problems my position was invented to solve like 2-3 decades ago

also if I were an actual fan or even employee of CIG and read that I'd be really nervous, because he basically is saying "fans Chris Roberts are expecting too much of us, and we're too incompetent to do even a tenth of it"

his nibs posted:

https://clips.twitch.tv/ConsiderateSteamyPhoneCopyThis


Pumped for cargo 2.0

Plural Abysss posted:

Beet Wagon posted:

First he sent me this after I called him 'commando'



Then he went through half my comment history and replied to everything with this:

(which I didn't get screenshots of cause I was too busy laughing)

and then he sent me this:



I sat in the parking lot at school for like an hour while all this was going down cause I was laughing to hard to drive properly.

Beet Wagon posted:

First he sent me this after I called him 'commando'



Then he went through half my comment history and replied to everything with this:

(which I didn't get screenshots of cause I was too busy laughing)

and then he sent me this:



I sat in the parking lot at school for like an hour while all this was going down cause I was laughing to hard to drive properly.

Mirificus posted:

Another war successfully concluded.

Kromlech posted:

Some star citizens i know are now interested in another promising mmorpg, Chronicles of Elyria. I wonder how it stacks up but i'm too lazy to investigate. Someone touch the poop and report back, TIA.

https://chroniclesofelyria.com

Mirificus posted:

https://twitter.com/real_lethality/status/815748768427634688