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Ramadu posted:where did derek get the 285 million figure from anyway It can only be Derek's inside sources. If it's anywhere near accurate, crobbler needs some kind of award. If this wiki is accurate: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_expensive_video_games_to_develop then this project would be the number one most expensive game, even including marketing.
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He says bad things about my video game, I wish the apocalypse to him and his. - A very sane person.
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Kosumo posted:I blame Titanic, she stole that Haha. And here I was just going to let the dragon eating a dick fly by. But now, nope. Can't do it. I just see this as a potential star Citizen mini game challenge. For every box of dicks you buy, there may be a dragon inside eating them. With Game of Thrones almost ready to go again, you know you want to be the new mother of dragons. So go get naked and start hunting those boxes of dicks, because if you catch them all you too might find some dick eating dragons. (This is the longest per-word post with dragons and dicks in it thread. Please archive it for posterity)
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Space Crabs posted:I'd still like to know why Chris Roberts is a visionary since pretty much anyone could take an hour and come up with a more compelling universe than he has. I think people regard him (incorrectly) as a visionary is because there are certain current facts about what a game can do. Instead of CR accepting those facts and working around them, he says, "Yeah, but that's only because I haven't done it yet." And then he goes on. Now it's important to realize that as of yet, he hasn't made a single one of these outlandish promises come true. It's possible that these promises are also holding him back; though I doubt it as it looks like he does not have the programming talent to even start to approach these issues much less surmount them. I think one of the biggest is the MMO twitch style gameplay featuring space combat and ground combat stuff simultaneously. Such as being able to blow holes in ships and watch marines fighting inside, or through windows, with huge mile long ships modeled out completely with internal structures. Despite the fact that CR has not bested a single one of these goals, people should probably stop assuming he is a visionary, and more of an under experienced over promiser. This happens a lot, especially in indie game development because everybody thinks making an RPG or GTA is pretty easy. At least until they start working on it outside of their one room test level, if they even get that far.
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History Comes Inside! posted:Do they not realise As a general rule. no.
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History Comes Inside! posted:Do they not realise anyone can use lumberyard Ironically it seems anyone can also use lumberyard and also pretend they are partners with Amazon. It's just kind a thing.
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Kromlech posted:Some star citizens i know are now interested in another promising mmorpg, Chronicles of Elyria. I wonder how it stacks up but i'm too lazy to investigate. Someone touch the poop and report back, TIA. There's a COE thread in the MMO HMO, but I'll summarize: vague promises, nobility titles for sale (10k for king), I'm personally in a group where people have proudly dropped 40k+ and no they're not rich, devs have explicitly stated they won't enforce RMT and people think that's totally fine because ~transportation~, they've backtracked on like 30 design ideas, "zerging will be impossible" promises, etc. Dead game. Lots of people using it to try to make gaming communities, it's hilarious.
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 a sane backer posted:I think the worst thing that could happen to derek is if we kidnap him in the dead of night, strip him naked, cut him open from groin to throat, and feed him into a pit of scorpions and fire ants. Capture it all on film and upload it for Lord Croberts' amusement
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Degs posted:I'm personally in a group where people have proudly dropped 40k+ and no they're not rich, gently caress man, there's some giant whales in the gaming community I play lovely games with, but they're all either actually legit rich, or Engineer/Buisiness nerds with no kids/wives/etc and big paychecks. Couldn't imagine dropping 40k on a game unless I had millions, and even then probably never.
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The Titanic posted:Haha. And here I was just going to let the dragon eating a dick fly by. But now, nope. Can't do it. EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A DRAGON INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF DICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, DICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN SPLORCHIN SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME GELATIN EGGS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CITIZENS CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE ON DISABILITY CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE DRAGON AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING MELT DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN OVIPOSITOR.
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Well this is scary. It's just a video game, guys. Don't be weird and creepy.
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Thoatse posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A DRAGON INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF DICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, DICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN SPLORCHIN SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME GELATIN EGGS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CITIZENS CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE ON DISABILITY CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE DRAGON AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING MELT DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN OVIPOSITOR. Oh poo poo lol. We'll have to combine forces. 
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The narrative is that Derek is making up his kids and wife, but if they're real he definitely beats them. They're super normal
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https://twitter.com/adnan_ahmed/status/886332730589323264 https://twitter.com/Sporkyy/status/886317637306855424 https://twitter.com/Franjayallday/status/886313720254676992 https://twitter.com/StarCitizenTrac/status/886299568064708609 https://twitter.com/_Jeg_/status/886249184353038337 https://twitter.com/toggleModal/status/886210774426935297
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MilesK posted:If I thought for one second Derek wasn't a millionaire with a hot wife and cool car, I'd change my opinion on Star Citizen so quick. 
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Ponzi posted:CIG have partnered with the UK Government. Now that one would't surprise me. Our government has done some dumb loving poo poo recently.
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Boo Huxley (Sandi), obsessed with age, as always.
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Thoatse posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A DRAGON INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF DICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, DICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN SPLORCHIN SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME GELATIN EGGS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CITIZENS CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE ON DISABILITY CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE DRAGON AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING MELT DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN OVIPOSITOR. Interesting. For me, every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's four post bed. I know it's not mine but I'll see if I can use it for the weekend or a one-night stand.
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Ponzi posted:CIG have partnered with MadCatz. CIG have partnered with HMPS Brixton.
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Wow, that's a good point about the sheer expense of Star Citizen. At the moment 150 million makes it the fifth most expensive game ever made - including marketing costs and accounting for inflation. Except it's not made, hell it isn't even half done! Holy crap!
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Jesus gently caress, what happened to cause 4003458761985761987 posts since I caught up yesterday? Also, I played tabletoparmymans today. In the spirit of de-skeletonisation day this week, I called my armymans "Fourth Stimpirical Chilldankly Detection and Eradication Operations" and "Fourth Stimpirical Pain Tax Evasion Inspectors".
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Ponzi posted:CIG have partnered with MadCatz. CIG have partnered with AMD. CIG have parnered with Intel.
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Spatial posted:Wow, that's a good point about the sheer expense of Star Citizen. At the moment 150 million makes it the fifth most expensive game ever made - including marketing costs and accounting for inflation. Except it's not made, hell it isn't even half done! Holy crap! Aye, Derek's number puts it at number one. Accuracy of that, completely unknown. Their own tracker puts it at number 5, between Star Wars: The Old Republic, and Destiny. There's a $71 million spread between those two, and it's not a good place to be for something in a barely alpha tech-demo state.
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