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TheMadMilkman
Dec 10, 2007

Robot Hobo posted:

Nixon was a bit odd like that. Some people close to him felt that Nixon's politics were surprisingly liberal... when he was sober. When he'd been drinking though, he passed right through conservative and landed at paranoid authoritarian. His drinking problem got worse and worse as his presidency went on, and we know how that ended.

I had a college professor that worked in the Nixon white house. One on one, Nixon was very personable, and absolutely adored children. This was a comms class, so he would note the differences between his own experiences and the media narratives of Nixon.

He never once defended Watergate, though.

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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Robot Hobo posted:

That's when I really started to realize that there was a massive difference between "News" and "Conservative News." I remember when Fox News spent a while attacking Sesame Street because the show had the audacity to say that sharing was a good thing. Sharing! Taught to our children! How dare they indoctrinate children with such liberal/socialist brainwashing.

This is Sesame Street, my top (maybe only) answer to the question "Is there anything truly good that America has given to the world?" If you're willing to poo poo on Big Bird and Grover because they say kids should learn to share... there's no depth you won't sink to.

Don't forget when they went after Mr. Roger's because he had the audacity of telling kids they were special just the way they are.

https://youtu.be/29lmR_357rA

mynnna
Jan 10, 2004

KickerOfMice posted:

My friend, you're bringing a knife to a toe-claw fight.

GreyjoyBastard posted:

Can chickens disembowel you, generally? No? I didn't think so.

That's because they're a twentieth the size.

Yeah. That's exactly why. :colbert:

e:

GreyjoyBastard posted:

Well duh, why do you think Australian cats have the stingers on their extra claw and their tail?



Actual Australian cat.

mynnna fucked around with this message at 06:40 on Jul 16, 2017

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

BrandorKP posted:

Have you spent time in these areas? Are you only relying on demographic data?



Yes, I have lived in the East for a year, in Vermont.

I have visited 44 states.

I have lived on three continents, as well.

I mean, that is how I understand this stuff. I went to Vermont, and at first I was amazed because I met a kid who had grown up on Long Island, and so I asked him "Oh, so you spend a lot of time in New York City?" and he answered "I've been to the city once or twice, but I don't really like it". I know that to people in the Northeast, their fifth of the country is the only show, and that their is this supposed gigantic difference between Connecticut and New Jersey. I know that there is this big subjective regionalism, but it is because the people there don't realize how big the country is, what differences there are. To them, the difference between New York and Ohio is the end of the story.

I mean, if your point is that subjective differences can be real, I agree. That is how Trump won: by convincing suburbanites in Ohio that they were the great neglected hinterland, instead of a place that is objectively part of the Eastern United States' main political and social nexus.

Trump even has said, at a point where he was like less than 200 miles from Washington, D.C., that it was good to escape Washington, and be in the "real America". And this was like...two hours drive from Washington, D.C.

We went from a President who was born in Hawaii, grew up in Indonesia, went to college in Los Angeles, New York and Boston, lived in Chicago, to a president whose worldview is that suburban Pennsylvania is the "Real America"

I don't agree with it, but I know that a lot of people think that way.

Ogmius815
Aug 25, 2005
centrism is a hell of a drug

Holy lol "I know those perfidious east coasters, I lived in Vermont for a year!"

gently caress off back to flyover land.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

BrandorKP posted:

The best advice I was given as a child was:
"You don't have to say everything you think. When you see a connection you don't have to tell everybody. You can think it and not say it."
I have ignored this advice often and never regret ignoring it. But it's good perhaps excellent advice.
I don't think glowing fish is trolling. I think he doesn't recognize that his insight might only be his.

I am very willing to hear the opinions of people who have traveled and lived in different parts of the United States, and who have lived in different countries.

I've crossed the country on bus and train several times. I don't know if many of the people who have disagreed with me have done so.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Ogmius815 posted:

Holy lol "I know those perfidious east coasters, I lived in Vermont for a year!"

gently caress off back to flyover land.

I don't even live in the United States.

Same Great Paste
Jan 14, 2006




Am I losing my mind or something? So Trump comes out in the past couple of days saying he'll be mad if the republicans can't pass the healthcaretax cuts bill. Two weeks or so ago, wasn't he saying ~ whatever happens happens it's all good?

Trazz
Jun 11, 2008

Same Great Paste posted:

Am I losing my mind or something?
We're all losing our minds

There shall not remain
A single unbroken American brain

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006

glowing-fish posted:

he was like less than 200 miles

Distance is relative too.

awesmoe
Nov 30, 2005

Pillbug

Same Great Paste posted:

Am I losing my mind or something? So Trump comes out in the past couple of days saying he'll be mad if the republicans can't pass the healthcaretax cuts bill. Two weeks or so ago, wasn't he saying ~ whatever happens happens it's all good?
he has a refreshing approach to the old political bugbear of flip-flopping

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

BrandorKP posted:

Distance is relative too.

I know it is.

Imagine how you might view distance if you are six years old, and you are living in Indonesia. You live with your mother and a man who functions as a father, but you are told you have another father, who you've never seen. Your mother shows you a globe and explains the difference between where you are now and the continent where your father lives. And then there is a big ocean and she tries to explain that these little specks are places you might remember from when you are three or four. And then she says you are a citizen of the United States and those little specks are just a part of it, and your grandparents come from the middle of it. Imagine how you would stare at that globe and try to understand how big the world is, where these people that you have only heard of or barely remember live.

That is a subjective experience. So is growing up in a metropolis in the East Coast, driving 50 miles into the country for summer camp, and thinking of that as pretty much the end of the world.

One subjective experience gives people a much richer and fuller version of the world.

Only, its really not richer because it is lost.

The view of the United States as a nation of ideas was lost. And it lost to the vision of the United States as a limited country, with one lifestyle and geographic region being the "real America"

And the majority of this thread not only accepts that, accepts the idea of a limited United States defined by a limited geography, they literallly can't imagine anything differently.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Mister Adequate posted:

If you're looking for another, "Best thing about America" polls conducted abroad routinely return an extremely positive opinion of NASA.

(If you're okay with covering up aliens, of course :tinfoil:)

I'm with the folks who assert we have objectively proven that the United States does not have secret evidence of extraterrestrial life visiting Earth, because Donald Trump would not have been able to keep it secret for longer than six and a half minutes at most.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



The idea that the US is subdivided into cultural regions isn't exactly a revolutionary one, but I think you're probably overstating some aspects and understating others, glowing-fish.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

GreyjoyBastard posted:

I'm with the folks who assert we have objectively proven that the United States does not have secret evidence of extraterrestrial life visiting Earth, because Donald Trump would not have been able to keep it secret for longer than six and a half minutes at most.
They could have just lied to him, or kept him distracted til he forgot he'd asked.

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008
They told him about aliens early in the administration, back before they learned to say "Trump" every third word. So he just wasn't listening.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Holy poo poo, I come into this thread for the first time in weeks and glowing-fish is STILL writing essays about how Ohio is part of the east coast or whatever

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Mr Interweb posted:

Isn't he like no. 2 in voting along party lines behind only TED loving CRUZ?!

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/congress-trump-score/

This tracker is handy. McCain is not a Ted Cruz, he's a Bob Corker.

The reason we're so angry at McCain isn't really McCain per se, he's a Republican and there aren't any good Republicans, the problem is centrists and the media bending over backwards to give him credit for being a maverick despite being more in line with Trump than loving Rand Paul. It's because McCain has a carefully cultivated false image built over a few decades and there's a certain element that's desperate for the Good Republicans story.

Whenever Trump does a Bad Thing, McCain is first on a microphone to tut-tut about it, but he never actually does anything about it. Ditto Ben Sasse, Lindsey Graham and Marco Rubio.

Simplex
Jun 29, 2003

Mister Adequate posted:

The idea that the US is subdivided into cultural regions isn't exactly a revolutionary one, but I think you're probably overstating some aspects and understating others, glowing-fish.

I kind of think that Civil War 2 would be the result of the Balkanization of the United States into regions roughly defined by the major college football conferences. The actual conflict would occur in the areas where there is overlap between two conferences, such as in states like Florida, South Carolina and Georgia as they try to determine once and for all if they are SEC country or ACC country.

Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(

Simplex posted:

I kind of think that Civil War 2 would be the result of the Balkanization of the United States into regions roughly defined by the major college football conferences. The actual conflict would occur in the areas where there is overlap between two conferences, such as in states like Florida, South Carolina and Georgia as they try to determine once and for all if they are SEC country or ACC country.

I hate that this sounds more plausible than most alt-history theories about the US Balkanizing.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

glowing-fish posted:

And the majority of this thread not only accepts that, accepts the idea of a limited United States defined by a limited geography, they literallly can't imagine anything differently.

What is your point?

You have successfully laid out your thesis. "America is made up of different regions with different people in them who view things differently."

WHAT NOW? What do you want us to DO with this information?

And if it's nothing, then SHUT THE gently caress UP FOREVER!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


Kevyn posted:

Holy poo poo, I come into this thread for the first time in weeks and glowing-fish is STILL writing essays about how Ohio is part of the east coast or whatever

Pshaw.

Ohio isn't even part of the USA.

RottenK
Feb 17, 2011

Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE

maybe stop responding to him

ever thought of that

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

RottenK posted:

maybe stop responding to him

ever thought of that

I'm trying to shock something, anything, different out of him just to see what it is. Does he believe in anything other than "different people in different places feel different?"

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo
How did I post in the completely wrong thread?

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002


mccains body trying to force him to do the right thing

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

WampaLord posted:

I'm trying to shock something, anything, different out of him just to see what it is. Does he believe in anything other than "different people in different places feel different?"

he believes it's a funny troll people fall for which is half true

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔
yeah but trolling this much with this weird thing and going out of his way to write long posts that present these sort of real arguments... it's just loving stupid. At least do something simpler if you're gonna troll otherwise you're wasting too much of your life doing the dumbest thing in the world.

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016

evilweasel posted:

mccains body trying to force him to do the right thing

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

namaste faggots posted:

It seems like only yesterday when everyone in America hated France for ~reasons

I'm not sure, but I think that Geno's Steaks might still sell "Freedom Fries." It took until I think last year before they took down the "This is America, when ordering speak English" sign, and reportedly it was the owner's dying wish that it be kept up.

Captain Monkey posted:

To be fair, itd not like he colluded with the Russians to steal an election in exchange for the relaxation of sanctions while enriching himself and his family at the expense of the American taxpayer while simultaneously trying to worsen our healthcare nationally for no real reason.

So Nixon actually doesn't seem so bad, comparatively.
I mean, if you discount him literally sabotaging peace talks, sure. He should be exhumed, hanged, burned, and then blown out to sea. (Interesting note, my wife's friend's dad is the one who found the evidence regarding this.)

tetrapyloctomy fucked around with this message at 09:00 on Jul 16, 2017

Robot Hobo
May 18, 2002

robothobo.com

evilweasel posted:

mccains body trying to force him to do the right thing
There isn't an anti-rejection drug powerful enough to make that happen.

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

Robot Hobo posted:

There isn't an anti-rejection drug powerful enough to make that happen.

The bleeding was from his brain trying to crawl out of his eye socket.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Maybe some pretty nurses can convince McCain to not gently caress up America's health care system

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

FuturePastNow posted:

Maybe some pretty nurses can convince McCain to not gently caress up America's health care system

If I worked in that hospital I guarantee you I would find ways to work within earshot of his room, and keep bringing up all of the patients who died due to insufficient care or who were struggling because of insurance issues. Hopefully some other folks think similarly.

In reality, while he was undergoing induction for anesthesia the neurosurgeon was probably talking about how much he needs a tax break because he just doesn't take nearly enough of his wages home, and it'll be burned in McCain's subconscious forever as though God Himself said it.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Robot Hobo posted:

There isn't an anti-rejection drug powerful enough to make that happen.

Even Zuni rockets couldn't make it happen.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich
https://twitter.com/VictorBlackwell/status/886203554096140288


...I see...

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

tetrapyloctomy posted:

I'm not sure, but I think that Geno's Steaks might still sell "Freedom Fries." It took until I think last year before they took down the "This is America, when ordering speak English" sign, and reportedly it was the owner's dying wish that it be kept up.

I mean, if you discount him literally sabotaging peace talks, sure. He should be exhumed, hanged, burned, and then blown out to sea. (Interesting note, my wife's friend's dad is the one who found the evidence regarding this.)

genos steaks is a reactionary right wing shithole though so that's not really that indicative of much

steaks are fairly good though

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
So I read that Jr's getting his lawyers paid using Trump election money.

Is this legal, and more importantly, who would prosecute him for it?

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Comstar posted:

So I read that Jr's getting his lawyers paid using Trump election money.

Is this legal, and more importantly, who would prosecute him for it?

Much like most things in the past year, probably not and no one.

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


This isnt the kind of transparency people are calling for.

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