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Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only person who goes to plays by himself. I pretty much never see anyone else unaccompanied.

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i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

Female depression - moments of existential reflection after throwing up in a public toilet until her friends provide more mdma so she can go back to getting humped by Chad on a dancefloor (self.Incels)
submitted an hour ago by Alia_Harkonnen
"What am I doing with my life?" depressed Stacy asks her reflection in a mirror, feeling deep and dramatic and as if background music is playing just for her because this moment is so good it could be from a movie. To make sure she immortalizes it she takes a selfie and posts it on Instagram with that same exact question.
"Oh, Chad!" she remembers happily and leaves the toilet.
From their homes, 85 orbiters are competing to see whose comment on her post will be most encouraging, mixed it with an undertone of hornieness covered by a healthy dose of blind worship.

[–]gstvtrpdon't pm me, normie. 0 points 5 minutes ago
Why is it that nobody makes observations like this even when moments like this happen all the time. Nobody is writing this realistically anywhere but here.

[–]Nancy125 1 point 18 minutes ago
All orbiters really just need to be exterminated. Cannot stand such mass irrationality and flat out spinelessness. God, all the comments there are on all the normedia, you know these betas would provide a bodily bridge across a puddle for the whores to trample across. Just maddening really.

[–]smileatthecrocodile 2 points 50 minutes ago
Women cannot have depression, their lives are on easy mode

[–]TheEngineer19Truecel, Oxygen Thief and Monster 7 points an hour ago
This is brilliant!

[–]HomoheroBishiiincels give me your energy 5 points an hour ago
Females feel depressed after getting jizzed and peed on by Chad and he leaves them forever. They're depressed both from the shame and the fact that they can't have a Chad all to themselves. They then rationalize it by claiming it's all due to the patriarchy or whatever else, making them feel "ashamed of their sexuality" for getting pumped and dumped by Chad, and getting hit on by average/ugly men aka "catcalling creeps."

[–]OrangeFez2311I found a unicorn but maintain an incel worldview. 8 points an hour ago
The image of dozens of bluepilled orbiters scurrying over each other like ants on her Instagram to gain affection while she's probably high and being spitroasted for the third time that night is hilarious.

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Jim Barris posted:

Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only person who goes to plays by himself. I pretty much never see anyone else unaccompanied.

I go to events by myself all the time. I ask friends if they want to go, and it's great if they do, but I'm going either way. It felt kind of weird at first, soon enough though it was fine. Hell, I just drove to Memphis last week to see a show by myself and I had a great time. These guys could start small, going to a movie alone. Sit in the back, and in the dark nobody will even know you're there, much less alone. But we know for them it's more about being the victim than actually improving anything.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Imagined posted:

We should be so lucky to have Japan's incels: "kind and gentle men who, without being bound by manliness, do not pursue romantic relationships voraciously and have no aptitude for being hurt or hurting others."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbivore_men

Sounds like they're the Ubermensch

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

vortmax posted:

I go to events by myself all the time. I ask friends if they want to go, and it's great if they do, but I'm going either way. It felt kind of weird at first, soon enough though it was fine. Hell, I just drove to Memphis last week to see a show by myself and I had a great time. These guys could start small, going to a movie alone. Sit in the back, and in the dark nobody will even know you're there, much less alone. But we know for them it's more about being the victim than actually improving anything.

That last bit is certainly true, but the hard part about going to something alone is that if you already feel isolated and alone, being isolated and alone in public can amplify that. That of course has little to do with incels' problem that they don't want to solve, though. Especially when they are trying to cultivate a stench of weeks without showering.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such
As a weird loner, I think going to the beach alone is great. You show up and leave when you want, do what you want while you're there, and there's no "well whadaya wanna do next" jabber afterward.

And anyway what are they scared of, losing their reputations as sad shut-ins? Who cares if you look like a loser if you're contemplating suicide because you haven't had sun on your face in three weeks?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

i like that posted:

[–]HomoheroBishiiincels give me your energy 5 points an hour ago
Females feel depressed after getting jizzed and peed on by Chad and he leaves them forever. They're depressed both from the shame and the fact that they can't have a Chad all to themselves. They then rationalize it by claiming it's all due to the patriarchy or whatever else, making them feel "ashamed of their sexuality" for getting pumped and dumped by Chad, and getting hit on by average/ugly men aka "catcalling creeps."

:eyepop: Yowza!!

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



watersports way more popular than i thought

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

watersports way more popular than i thought

All these dudes assume that everyone is into gross humiliation stuff like they are and it's really weird!

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
He says jizzed and peed on so at the very least he knows that they are two separate things.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I dunno, it could be like the Indian Facebook porn thread where they don't quite understand English words/phrases

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


Croisquessein posted:

As a weird loner, I think going to the beach alone is great. You show up and leave when you want, do what you want while you're there, and there's no "well whadaya wanna do next" jabber afterward.

And anyway what are they scared of, losing their reputations as sad shut-ins? Who cares if you look like a loser if you're contemplating suicide because you haven't had sun on your face in three weeks?

You're not thinking like an incel. Going to the beach alone isn't the issue, the issue is there are inevitably hot girls there and some of those STACYS will have CHADS and maybe even there will be some PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION and god I'm rock hard from all these hot girls who will never touch me but are all over CHADS DICK. This also applies to movies because they're a popular couple thing to do.

Also going to the beach alone is great. Mix a bunch of drinks, throw them in a cooler and just lay on the beach and get absolutely hammered while laying in the sun and enjoying life.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

timefly posted:

:rolleyes: I met one of my best friends ever by going to a bar alone, and she invited me out the night I met my boyfriend so I met him as a result too. Also, going to the beach by yourself owns. They'd grow out of this BS a lot quicker if they stopped with this subreddit

I don't get the whole "going by yourself?? Gross!" thing. Like nobody cares. The only one making it weird is themselves.

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Oct 15, 2012

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Sentient Data posted:

I dunno, it could be like the Indian Facebook porn thread where they don't quite understand English words/phrases

Bhabi stop it.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

watersports way more popular than i thought
You seem like a nice guy, albeit a bluepilled cuck that has bought what the feminist-controlled university system have sold him, so I'm just gonna tell it to you plainly: ALL FEMALES are literally getting pissed and shat on, asphyxiated, with their heads dunk repeatedly in toilet bowls over and over again

and if it's not happening to you you're not in the top twenty percent of men who have 80% of the sex.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

dudeness posted:

He says jizzed and peed on so at the very least he knows that they are two separate things.

Turns out, I've been doing sex 50% wrong all this time.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

My Linux Rig posted:

I don't get the whole "going by yourself?? Gross!" thing. Like nobody cares. The only one making it weird is themselves.

Agreed. If I'm having sex by myself, why shouldn't I go see a movie by myself?

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

i like that posted:

You seem like a nice guy, albeit a bluepilled cuck that has bought what the feminist-controlled university system have sold him, so I'm just gonna tell it to you plainly: ALL FEMALES are literally getting pissed and shat on, asphyxiated, with their heads dunk repeatedly in toilet bowls over and over again

and if it's not happening to you you're not in the top twenty percent of men who have 80% of the sex.

35 years of marriage, and I'm not doing it 'right'. Never been pissed or 'shat' on, asphyxiated, or dunked in a toilet bowl. None of which, BTW, sound even remotely pleasurable. They do, however, seem like something incels want Chad to do to them.

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

Khazar-khum posted:

35 years of marriage, and I'm not doing it 'right'. Never been pissed or 'shat' on, asphyxiated, or dunked in a toilet bowl. None of which, BTW, sound even remotely pleasurable. They do, however, seem like something incels want Chad to do to them.

35? Wow. You must be from the mythical before-time when women had arranged marriages to sad incel losers and had no choice in the matter. Ask any young Stacey; you haven't lived until you've been railed from behind with your head dunked in a toilet bowl, preferrably while Chad is flushing some incel's face down it at the same time. Much like an incel who never had a high school sweetheart, you have missed out on a vital formative experience and will forever be stunted for life. If only your parents had bribed the matchmaker or added another couple of pigs to your dowry.

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
For the record, I have pissed on multiple women. Not sure why they wanted this but not gonna pass up that kinda opportunity.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

soy posted:

For the record, I have pissed on multiple women. Not sure why they wanted this but not gonna pass up that kinda opportunity.

I feel like, mechanically, this should be difficult but hey Im not a doctor of guynatomy.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
My kid used to piss on me frequently, is he going to grow up a Chad

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
I've pissed off multiple women so now I go to the movies alone and curse all the Stacies who dare appear in public in the company of men.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

My kid used to piss on me frequently, is he going to grow up a Chad

You should be proud :911:

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
lol

"Good thing that you find this disgusting. My main point was that men get far more pressure to lose weight while fat women are celebrated by "fat acceptance" and all that bullshit. Men are held to harsh standards, while the only standard for women is to have a vagina. Getting laid is no problem for women who put a disgusting amount of weight on while a lower amount of weight can take a guy from being laid all the time to not getting laid at all."

It's not possible that being overweight is a bad time for all the genders!

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

I asked out a woman and she said no. Does that make me an incel because she won't automatically gently caress me, or am I a Chad for having the confidence to ask her out in the first place?

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

It's not possible that being overweight is a bad time for all the genders!

I'd go far as to say that women, especially those with boomer parents, have it much worse

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


SciFiDownBeat posted:

I'd go far as to say that women, especially those with boomer parents, have it much worse

I've never lived their lives, and as such, have never felt their struggles. How can they possibly have it worse than me? My pain is the only pain that's real.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

lol

"Good thing that you find this disgusting. My main point was that men get far more pressure to lose weight while fat women are celebrated by "fat acceptance" and all that bullshit. Men are held to harsh standards, while the only standard for women is to have a vagina. Getting laid is no problem for women who put a disgusting amount of weight on while a lower amount of weight can take a guy from being laid all the time to not getting laid at all."

It's not possible that being overweight is a bad time for all the genders!

Pretend i responded to this with four pages of every "fat gently caress thin wife" sitcom couple starting with the got danged honeymooners (animated and live action)

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

SciFiDownBeat posted:

I asked out a woman and she said no. Does that make me an incel because she won't automatically gently caress me, or am I a Chad for having the confidence to ask her out in the first place?

If you were a Chad, she would be jumping into your arms before you even had the chance to ask.

This doesn't mean you're an incel. You could be a normie or beta orbiter. I'm not sure - are normies and beta orbiters the same thing?

quote:

I'd go far as to say that women, especially those with boomer parents, have it much worse

If you follow incel philosophy, you'll realize that this is impossible because even the most repulsive woman has beta orbiters clamoring for her affection. There is no such thing as a lonely woman. Or so the story goes, written by people who've never had anything beyond the most superficial interaction with any woman besides their mom.

Makes me wonder what's up with these guys' moms, actually. Do they know their own sons see them as sub-human...

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

Pretend i responded to this with four pages of every "fat gently caress thin wife" sitcom couple starting with the got danged honeymooners (animated and live action)

To be fair a lot of times these days it's like that so they can run the same old lame "dumb husband, smart wife" plots for the thousandth time without the audience questioning it, because she's the best he could ever get.

You cast Jon Hamm in that role and people will wonder why he doesn't just go gently caress his secretary.

RedSnapper
Nov 22, 2016

green chicken feet posted:


This doesn't mean you're an incel. You could be a normie or beta orbiter. I'm not sure - are normies and beta orbiters the same thing?


Beta Orbiters are just stage one that then evolves into either a Beta Provider or transcends into inceldom. Like a pokemon.

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


I'm pretty sure beta orbiter is just code for "guys who have friends who are girls". Like it's some binary thing where either you want to gently caress a girl or have 0 interest in her so any friendship is just fake.

RedSnapper
Nov 22, 2016

ranbo das posted:

I'm pretty sure beta orbiter is just code for "guys who have friends who are girls".

In humanspeak it is. But it is incels we're talking about

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

I think a beta orbiter is when one celestial body orbits another celestial body which is itself orbiting a celestial body. E.g. the moon (orbiting the earth, which orbits the sun). Earth would be the alpha orbiter here, and the sun.... the orbitee

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



incel_comic.jpg

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Croisquessein posted:

As a weird loner, I think going to the beach alone is great. You show up and leave when you want, do what you want while you're there, and there's no "well whadaya wanna do next" jabber afterward.

And anyway what are they scared of, losing their reputations as sad shut-ins? Who cares if you look like a loser if you're contemplating suicide because you haven't had sun on your face in three weeks?

For me it all depends on the goal, you know? I have an intense personality so sometimes I want to go to the beach to seriously tidepool. Other times I might want to just chill out with some friends and show them the basics of identifying chitons, or sunbathe, or whatever.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

ranbo das posted:

I'm pretty sure beta orbiter is just code for "guys who have friends who are girls". Like it's some binary thing where either you want to gently caress a girl or have 0 interest in her so any friendship is just fake.

You see, women just Slutty Stacies who want nothing but money and Chad cock. This is totally different from the noble incel who is only capable of seeing women as sex objects.


Don't doxx me and/or sign your posts

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

green chicken feet posted:

Makes me wonder what's up with these guys' moms, actually. Do they know their own sons see them as sub-human...

Mom's aren't women they're moms

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
The OP of this one made me a little sad, but that first comment cheered me right up:


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