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I am tempted to add another layer about straight people gay-marrying each other all over the place to annoy that homophobic woman when they find out she works at a registry office.
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 09:10 |
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kazil posted:
I like how the author makes sure to point out that their friend is specifically uncomfortable talking to feeeemales and """dudebros""". Just so you know their friend is a lovely human being. They're one step away from hitting a new PB because they were scared of spooky gang bangers and """thugs""" following them. OP your friend is bad and you are probably bad by association.
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 09:26 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:Tip income is imputed to people who work in ordinarily tipped positions, so if you're a waiter and you only report your $2.13 an hour (US minimum wage for tipped employees), you could be audited and fined. Avenging_Mikon posted:Yes, because tips are expected to cover a certain percentage of their wage, which the employer then doesn't have to provide. It's a god-damned huge mess in the states and should be overhauled at the federal level. Tipping laws are dumb as poo poo and if you tip nothing you're an rear end in a top hat, but they claimed this happened in Montreal. Canadian laws on the topic are slightly less stupid than American. Minimum wage is set by the province, and in Quebec it's $11.25 CAD (a bit over $9 USD right now), but the minimum wage for people who get tips is $9.45, not $2.something. Some provinces just have one minimum wage for everybody. Prism has a new favorite as of 15:27 on Jul 15, 2017 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:I like how the author makes sure to point out that their friend is specifically uncomfortable talking to feeeemales and """dudebros""". Just so you know their friend is a lovely human being. They're one step away from hitting a new PB because they were scared of spooky gang bangers and """thugs""" following them. OP your friend is bad and you are probably bad by association.
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 17:16 |
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 19:00 |
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In the drama classroom
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 00:57 |
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quote:Weeding Out The Bad Neighbors
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 01:04 |
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I want specifics on what that writer thinks swallowing a lemon looks like. Unpeeled? Is that a real turn of phrase?
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 02:36 |
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Eating a lemon causes some people to make a puckery face, but you have to taste it, which you can't do if you're just swallowing it. So it's a real turn of phrase, but the writer got it wrong. edit: articulated what I meant really badly Nyarai has a new favorite as of 13:34 on Jul 16, 2017 |
# ? Jul 16, 2017 03:27 |
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Thats a phrase meaning someone made a 'sour' face you numbskulls.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:03 |
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saying he "swallowed" a lemon is what makes it weird saying he bit into a lemon is a common phrase
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:41 |
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Splitting the finest of hairs ITT.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 05:04 |
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Captain Monkey posted:Thats a phrase meaning someone made a 'sour' face you numbskulls. I honestly can't tell if the people saying this isn't a real saying are trolling the guy who somehow never heard that phrase before. quote:I took Paige out to dinner. We had a mundane conversation up until she finished her dinner completely. There was nothing left on her plate and she said proudly, "I'm in the clean plate club!" like she was a five-year-old.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 05:41 |
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Tell me more about this... Deb web.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 05:55 |
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Here.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 06:31 |
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Pretty sure if you wrote that on a board the immediate assumption would be that it is a school shooting or a bomb threat.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 11:27 |
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 13:34 |
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No joke, I would totally attend a clean plate club convention in Vegas. Bring on the crab legs No really guys, we totally got on the dark web by accident and we won the human body part raffle. We can so get on it, I know a 12 year old whose been getting drugs off the dark web! Please don't waste my time with things like "how would a 12 year old even pay for that transaction." Also I found a port of Mario World on the dark web that lets you play as Sonic, no you can't have a copy because it only works on my computer because of my special hacker code, no you can't see my computer it's in the shop getting a special cooling system installed because it's such a huge hacker machine. The biggest STDH is that I refuse to believe somebody actually writes like that.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 13:58 |
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I actually do not understand any of this whatsoever.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 14:13 |
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It's a shoplifter (but it's totally OK it's just RP or something) writing about someone else shoplifting. I think.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 14:18 |
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maswastaken posted:It's a shoplifter (but it's totally OK it's just RP or something) writing about someone else shoplifting. I think. I know shoplifting fandom is 'a thing' on tumblr, but I desperately hope you're joking and the RP comment is an excuse they use and they don't actually RP out being fourteen and nicking twelve dollar makeup from a lovely mall department store
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 14:55 |
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ishikabibble posted:I know shoplifting fandom is 'a thing' on tumblr, but I desperately hope you're joking and the RP comment is an excuse they use and they don't actually RP out being fourteen and nicking twelve dollar makeup from a lovely mall department store It's probably a bit of both. People who actually shoplift and write about it on Tumblr claim it's just RP in the same way that people post about "someone who isn't me" or "a friend" doing something illegal or embarrassing. Probably plenty of fake stories from sheltered teenagers who want to seem cool and edgy, too.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 15:56 |
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gschmidl posted:I actually do not understand any of this whatsoever. That was a mechanical bull ride of a story
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 16:12 |
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sweeperbravo posted:That was a mechanical bull ride of a story Turning and twisting but ultimately fake and going nowhere?
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 16:19 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:It's probably a bit of both. People who actually shoplift and write about it on Tumblr claim it's just RP in the same way that people post about "someone who isn't me" or "a friend" doing something illegal or embarrassing. Probably plenty of fake stories from sheltered teenagers who want to seem cool and edgy, too. quote:This Is Not The Checkout You Are Looking For quote:Close, But No Cigar quote:Evolving To Avoid Tipping
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 17:40 |
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quote:Me: “I don’t believe in tipping.” What stinging wit, and not at all the best way of looking like a huge rear end in a top hat, no siree.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 17:52 |
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quote:Me: “Listen, ma’am. I attend [University], and I’ve been on the Dean’s List every semester. I’m a National Merit Scholar. I got a 2320 on my SATs, and graduated from my high school with a 91/100 GPA. It’s safe to say I’m a fairly smart guy. Do you honestly think I would be here, not only showing you a fake ID, but one that explicitly states that I’m not even 21?”
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 18:29 |
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Fathis Munk posted:What stinging wit, and not at all the best way of looking like a huge rear end in a top hat, no siree. It makes me think of the Reservoir Dogs opening scene
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 18:35 |
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91/100 gpa?
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 18:35 |
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The maximum gpa is 100 however he got a 91
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 18:41 |
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Zelder posted:91/100 gpa? "I'm smart as poo poo. Also I got a B+ in high school (loving JOCK rear end PE)"
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 18:42 |
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Zelder posted:91/100 gpa? It's a Texas high school. They don't use decimals because everything is bigger there.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 18:42 |
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I once ran into a 7-11, bought a 6 pack of beer, paid, went to my car, then realized I forgot cigarettes. I ran back in, asked for the cigs, and the (same) cashier asked for my id. I was like "uh, dude. You JUST checked it for me to buy alcohol, so I'm over 21, so why do you need to see it again to buy something that's age restricted to 18?" He kind of gave me a blank look for a minute and still asked for my id. Moral of the story: there are some people who just follow the rules really closely.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 18:52 |
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The '97 valedictorian from my high school got busted selling cocaine during his freshman year at an Ivy League school. So ya, smart people do lots of dumb things.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 19:02 |
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Zipperelli. posted:I once ran into a 7-11, bought a 6 pack of beer, paid, went to my car, then realized I forgot cigarettes. I ran back in, asked for the cigs, and the (same) cashier asked for my id. I was like "uh, dude. You JUST checked it for me to buy alcohol, so I'm over 21, so why do you need to see it again to buy something that's age restricted to 18?" Yeah, if he didn't check he probably would have got fired. Instead of trusting people to make their own decisions, it's easier to just have it be a blanket policy.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 19:08 |
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IDs. I remember being carded felt like a pain in the rear end back in my early 20s. Then comes the late 20s and they stop asking all together and you just wish they would again. omnibobb posted:Yeah, if he didn't check he probably would have got fired. Instead of trusting people to make their own decisions, it's easier to just have it be a blanket policy. Over here the government tests stores constantly. They have legal aged staff that look very young go in and make test purchases. Clerks are not just required to check the ID of buyers but also the IDs of the people they accompany. So if you and a friend arrive at the store and your friend waits outside. The clerk should ask for your friends ID as well or refuse to sell to you. If you then leave and return half an hour later they might refuse you again unless you brought your friend and his ID. The government has an alcohol monopoly and selling is secondary priority to keeping minors from drinking. Catberry has a new favorite as of 19:39 on Jul 16, 2017 |
# ? Jul 16, 2017 19:31 |
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Oh no, I have to pull out my ID which I probably have on me because it's the same license that allowed me to drive to the store in the first place and contained in the same wallet where I keep my cash that I have to pull out in order to pay with anyway. Oh woe is me. I will never understand the bitching about being carded. It's a negligible inconvenience.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 19:36 |
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Garrand posted:Oh no, I have to pull out my ID which I probably have on me because it's the same license that allowed me to drive to the store in the first place and contained in the same wallet where I keep my cash that I have to pull out in order to pay with anyway. Oh woe is me. To be fair I don't drink but my mates do and I got carded for being in their company when they bought beers and cigarettes mainly.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 19:41 |
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Haifisch posted:Cigars Is that even a thing? Cashiers keeping a book of all 50 state IDs so they can check out-of-staters? And just LOL at bragging about your high school GPA to prove you're too smart to get a fake ID that only lets you buy tobacco.
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Is that even a thing? Cashiers keeping a book of all 50 state IDs so they can check out-of-staters? If there's a college nearby, yes.
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