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Jonas Albrecht posted:Taking all bets on whether or not Jay Mike and Ranch will like Valerian. I think I'll watch the movie. And I'll give you my review. Does that excite you?
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The Bananana posted:I think I'll watch the movie. And I'll give you my review. Does that excite you? I don't know. Are you more Wizard or are you more Jay?
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goon 1: I hate josh but also i am josh. goon 2: lol i hate josh too. isn't that funny josh: do you have stairs in your house? goon 1: i hate you, josh. josh: Im stuck in a well. Should i dig? goon 2: I was stuck in a well before and you need to climb!!!
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josh is alright in re:view i think because he's not trying to be funny. he definitely reminds me of some of my friends' friends who were way too into troma and early peter jackson joints.
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FuturePastNow posted:I agree that Hollywood should stop making bad movies, only good from now on Hollywood has never made good movies, they've only accidentally hired great directors. Groovelord Neato posted:josh is alright in re:view i think because he's not trying to be funny. he definitely reminds me of some of my friends' friends who were way too into troma and early peter jackson joints. But that also applies to Jay, which is probably why they became friends. It also applies to me... I just hope I'm a Jay and not a Josh 
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vermin posted:I don't know. Are you more Wizard or are you more Jay? I'm more of a if Mike and Jay had a baby
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I really like that my youtube recommendations are now full of RLM instead of atheists ranting about feminism. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cqt54sT_Ls
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Paladinus posted:I really like that my youtube recommendations are now full of RLM instead of atheists ranting about feminism. Nobrandcon is still my favorite RLM thing
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Go to :43 and watch the little girl in the green hat get traumatized for life
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Idk if I'm ready to watch Josh do his Scientistman impression thanks tho.
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Schweinhund posted:Go to :43 and watch the little girl in the green hat get traumatized for life Lololol
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counterfeitsaint posted:Nobrandcon is still my favorite RLM thing Same here, it's hilarious.
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Trip Report: The Void is dumb and it's just weird tentacles and poo poo just for the sake of tentacles and poo poo.
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I wanted it to fill the void in my heart but instead it filled the void in my colon 
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counterfeitsaint posted:Trip Report: The Void is dumb and it's just weird tentacles and poo poo just for the sake of tentacles and poo poo. hentai is not rlm related
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counterfeitsaint posted:Trip Report: The Void is dumb and it's just weird tentacles and poo poo just for the sake of tentacles and poo poo. dammit i wanted it to be good! gently caress movies!
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counterfeitsaint posted:Trip Report: The Void is dumb and it's just weird tentacles and poo poo just for the sake of tentacles and poo poo. Yeah I didn't like the void very much but I loved the practical monster effects, too bad they only used it like 3 times.
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The Void looked interesting but I could see it being one of those films that works better as trailers than as an actual movie. I recently watched The Autopsy of Jane Doe and I liked the first bit (Brian Cox is always great), a supernatural procedural would be really cool but it really starts to suck at a certain point. Just a bunch of lame jump scares and "it was all in their heads!" at a certain point.
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priznat posted:"it was all in their heads!" at a certain point. I thought Jane Doe was a witch who's cursed dead body tricks everyone in her vicinity to kill each other. so not exactly the "it was all in their heads" meme.
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It's "all in their head" in the way Oculus tricks everyone into killing them selves. I enjoyed Oculus but Jane Doe started off mysterious and just turns into gore and jump scares.
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Yeah, mostly how all the dead zombie folks were just the witch mind-messing with them which could have been ok I suppose but ehh it was just kind of a missed opportunity with the whole autopsy angle. They should have been able to "solve" it or something.
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Ahh I see, yeah that movie got lame at the end but it left me wanting more adventures of the wandering corpse lady.
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a bone to pick posted:Ahh I see, yeah that movie got lame at the end but it left me wanting more adventures of the wandering corpse lady. Could almost be a weekly tales from the crypt thing where her corpse shows up somewhere and just starts fuckin poo poo up  Haunted Weekend at Bernie's!
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I appreciated The Void. I didn't like it, but I appreciate that they put so much effort into the practical effects. Unfortunately the last scene has a horrible green screen shot which left me with a sour taste in my eyeballs.
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I was going to watch The Void but Jay said it was meh and he's right about everything always, so then I didn't. Sounds like it was the right call.
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HoAssHo posted:I was going to watch The Void but Jay said it was meh and he's right about everything always, so then I didn't. Sounds like it was the right call. 0% of all the tentacles in the movie went up vaginas/dickholes/assholes so he must've been very disappointed.
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there is something so quaint about early RLM reviews. maybe it was before they moved into their real warehouse space so the sets were just in their apartments or whatever but it looks so shoddy and low rent. probly the older cameras they were using too
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"Rich Evans is Defeatable" is the best title for any video ever. makes me laugh just thinking about it.
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the good fax machine posted:Wow, Mike got really fat That's just the natural Midwestern aging process.
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skinny mike and skinny rich are Not Canon.
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Old Story posted:George Romero died, 4-minute RLM Romero-chat highlight reel incoming I think he's another one of those directors who accidentally made a good first movie that was a real collaborative effort but really took all the credit and Hollywood worships them for some reason.
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The Archaic posted:I think he's another one of those directors who accidentally made a good first movie that was a real collaborative effort but really took all the credit and Hollywood worships them for some reason. I'm not like a huge Romero fan but Night, Dawn and Day are all great. Though all of them are kind of have that collaborative quality about them, at least those three which are the ones I have seen. I think they characterize him pretty well in the Re:View on Dawn of the Dead, in that he's kind of sloppy but in a mostly good way.
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