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Frank Clark because holy poo poo. Also he's a perfect example of an rear end in a top hat douche. Some guys are douches. Other guys are assholes. A douche is not the same thing as an rear end in a top hat. Aaron Hernandez was an rear end in a top hat which is why he was never eligible for Douche of the Year. Then there are the rare assholes who are also douches. Frank Clark is one of those.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Some guys are douches. Other guys are assholes. A douche is not the same thing as an rear end in a top hat. Aaron Hernandez was an rear end in a top hat which is why he was never eligible for Douche of the Year. Then there are the rare assholes who are also douches. Frank Clark is one of those. Yeah, some guys might try to keep their nose clean and maybe even make amends after a particularly terrible incident where they beat the poo poo out of their girl and get off scot free. Not Frank Clark, he's out there doing work.
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Grittybeard posted:Yeah, some guys might try to keep their nose clean and maybe even make amends after a particularly terrible incident where they beat the poo poo out of their girl and get off scot free. Not Frank Clark, he's out there doing work. Yeah, I'm going Frank Clark.
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Jul 16, 2017 17:36
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Jul 16, 2017 17:59
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Yeah we can call this one early. Frank Clark defeats the Bengals, 30-4.
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Jason Whitlock vs. Bob KraftLeperflesh posted:Jason Whitlock Magnetic North posted:Whitlock. One of the douchiest things to do is to refuse to change while being simultaneously offended when you are not showered with adulation. It's possible you aren't selling what they want, friendo. Not everyone can be loved for who they are, and if you aren't one of those people, you can either must pander to be beloved, or you can be yourself but remain unloved. PostNouveau posted:Jason Whitlock saw Cosby fall off his perch and went, "Oh boy, now I can be the black guy who makes a bunch of money by making GBS threads on black people." I hope him and Charles Barkley spend eternity in hell arguing about which of them hates hip hop more. Leperflesh posted:Bob Kraft Zurreco posted:Bob Kraft is a poo poo heel owner who enables Belichick and Brady, believes in the Patriot Way, and even weaponized his wife's death to bolster the brand. He also promoted the idea that Deflategate was a conspiracy against Brady and, when he saw the writing on the wall, tried to throw himself onto the sword
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I don't think anyone is going to take my vote away from Whitlock here but I'll wait to see some arguments. This is coming from one of a total of two goons who kinda like him a few years ago since his podcast was funny.
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bob kraft. to be transparent i will explain why i'm voting this way. i am not racist (+1 point) and no one even knows what the other guy has done between May 19, 2016 through May 18, 2017 (+2 points) and that guy appears to be so large that he likely has a lot of difficulty in everyday life any how (no points left to gain, however if another reason was perhaps not strong enough for a full point then this certainly is)
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Whitlock I think this sums it up nicely: http://www.theroot.com/jason-whitlock-please-stfu-about-lebron-racism-every-1795762128 "Jason Whitlock, Please STFU About LeBron, Racism, Everyone, Everything Forever" quote:He’s an apologist mouthpiece for the racist side of whiteness, and has built his entire career on it, earning a space in the writing pantheon as the biggest black voice willing to publicly and continually bash black people under the guise of “helping” black people. Kraft is an interchangeable NFL owner type who lucked into Belichck and Brady and is frankly just boring otherwise.
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Cavauro posted:bob kraft. to be transparent i will explain why i'm voting this way. i am not racist (+1 point) and no one even knows what the other guy has done between May 19, 2016 through May 18, 2017 (+2 points) and that guy appears to be so large that he likely has a lot of difficulty in everyday life any how (no points left to gain, however if another reason was perhaps not strong enough for a full point then this certainly is) Sadly you get -1,000 for being the Cavauro gimmick, and -3 for not using capitalization.
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Cavauro posted:bob kraft. to be transparent i will explain why i'm voting this way. i am not racist (+1 point) and no one even knows what the other guy has done between May 19, 2016 through May 18, 2017 (+2 points) and that guy appears to be so large that he likely has a lot of difficulty in everyday life any how (no points left to gain, however if another reason was perhaps not strong enough for a full point then this certainly is) to be transparent as well I will explain that you got three points for this vote and you should feel good inside as a result e. If I was grading on English, this whole subforum would be in so much trouble.
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Jason Whitlock, who's arguably the worst of the Kaepernick haters. Edit: I know it's not in the football context, but his rant against LeBron when he had his house vandalized with the n-word was real bad.
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sean10mm posted:Sadly you get -1,000 for being the Cavauro gimmick, and -3 for not using capitalization. I'm Glad You're having a fun time posting here as well
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Jul 16, 2017 19:09
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iospace posted:Jason Whitlock, by virtue of Sean10mm's logic, especially in regards to Kraft.
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I hate to not vote for the Trump supporting Patriots owner, but Jesus Christ Jason Whitlock is loving vile. His stuff about Kaepernick is why I'm voting for him this year, but the poo poo he wrote about Serena Williams is god damned insane.
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Jul 16, 2017 19:47
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I claimed earlier that in a contest between player and owner, I would always vote for the owner for douchebag out of class solidarity. This is true. However, Jason Whitlock is a "journalist" and not a player, so gently caress him for being a douchebag of the highest order.
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Leperflesh already quoted my thesis statement here, but let's take another angle on this. You may or may not remember 5 years ago when a video of Robert Kraft was leaked where he was doing something a little silly with a woman 40 years his junior: Wikipedia posted:In June 2012, Kraft began dating actress Ricki Noel Lander. In July 2012, Kraft assisted Lander in creating an audition video for a role in The Internship, a then-upcoming Vince Vaughn/Owen Wilson film. In the video, Kraft reads Wilson's lines for a bikini-clad Landers, dances briefly, curses, and throws a punch at another actor. After an anonymously supplied copy of the video was hosted on the Barstool Sports website, it went viral and became a subject of commentary on late-night television." Now, February-December relationship aside, his public response was pretty chill. Wikipedia posted:Kraft issued a statement saying "I tried to help Ricki prepare an audition tape ... I never intended that it would be made public and I regret that it has. I think we can all agree that Owen Wilson has nothing to worry about. I am going to stick to my day job. He owned up to it, and had a little fun at his own expense. Remember, this guy is a loving billionare. He could have done all manner of terrible poo poo to the institution that leaked this footage. Whether he didn't exact revenge because he thinks it'd be bad for the brand or because he found a way to cope with the embarrassment, no one can say. But you can't say anything about this is douchey. Why am I talking about this, since it was not from this year? It's a parable. I want you to imagine what Jason Whitlock would have done if something like that had been released about him. He would have complained that it should never had been made public, and that it was unfair for people to mock him for just helping out a dear friend in need, and also it's your fault that you don't like his acting skills and how he's actually great and understands what the kids like and why can't he get people to rally behind him in his defense. We would still be hearing about the aftermath today. Skwirl posted:I hate to not vote for the Trump supporting Patriots owner In Foundation and Empire, Magnifico describes why he was kept around by the Mule; he says he amused the Mule with his weakness and wretchedness, or something like that. If it came out that Kraft had a similar reason for keeping attachments to Trump, I would not be surprised.
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Have to vote for every racists black friend Jason Whitlock.
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i've decided to change my vote to Whitlock from all the peer pressure in the private messaging service On here. Further, the p220 really makes me want to "shoot a number of bullets". We're almost to the big show boys. The real baddies.
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That doesn't make it better, in some ways it makes it worse.
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I've spent some time thinking hard about my undying hatred of the Patriots and it has 100% to do with their fans. Robert Kraft, he who may have moved on too soon following the passing of his dear wife, who remains publicly friends with Donald J Trump, who wisely gave up a ring to Putin while in Russia. This man is not a douche, this man is just a man. Jason Whitlock by default. I expect this to be 1 point
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pillsburysoldier posted:It's gonna be Whitlock and Clay Travis in the finals Mmhmm Whitlock
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For the future: Clay Travis got his family kicked off a plane because his kids and wife have lice or something He published an entire article about it playing up the victim stuff he likes to impugn others with lmao https://www.outkickthecoverage.com/delta-pulled-family-off-planes-saturday/
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Grittybeard posted:I don't think anyone is going to take my vote away from Whitlock here but I'll wait to see some arguments. Yeah, this didn't happen. Jason Whitlock.
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pillsburysoldier posted:For the future: Clay Travis got his family kicked off a plane because his kids and wife have lice or something We still need a new douchebag tracker thread for 2017-18... anyway with an (eventually) unanimous decision, Jason Whitlock crushes Bob Kraft, 36-0.
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Tom Brady vs. the Chargers Front OfficeLeperflesh posted:Tom Brady Shangri-Law School posted:Not only is Tom Brady everything I previously said about him, he is also a union member that sides with management, a form of life even lower than scabs. Leperflesh posted:Oh yeah that reminds me how he "helpfully" moved a big chunk of his compensation off-book, to be maximally friendly to management. E.g. he gets paid by his gym being on campus at the Patriots' playfield, for example. And other poo poo like this. Nothing 100% provable, but the Pats have like $7-$10M per year extra to play with due to the incredibly favorable deals Brady keeps signing. Leperflesh posted:Chargers Front Office Zurreco posted:To pile on, the Chargers knowingly employed and publicly supported a medical practitioner known for overmedicating patients and once abandoning his on call to get drunk and maybe gently caress a stripper. It took a lot of lawsuits to gertt him removed.
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Allow me to make my attempt, then, as to why, you should vote for the Chargers Front Office over Thomas Brady. First, yes, the Bosa holdout was mostly on them. Some bit of explanation as to how the FO got to that point: John Spanos is the man who's in charge of contract negotiations by and large. Tom Telesco (the GM) mostly does talent finding and getting players in the door. Telesco is good at what he does. John Spanos....not so much. See, Spanos was an up-and-coming executive when noted dipshit AJ Smith was GM and handled contract negotiations. Spanos learned primarily from Smith in that regard. Keep in mind that under Smith, a shocking amount of talent walked out of the Chargers and to other teams. Most notably -- Vincent Jackson, LaDanian Tommlinson, Drew Brees among many others. Smith was a hard-nosed 'my way or gently caress you' negotiator who was also notoriously impatient in negotiations if he didn't get his way. He was fired along with Norv Turner for a drat good reason -- they were the primary culprits as to why the Chargers were run straight into the ground. So John Spanos took over contracts while Tom Telesco handled most everything else. Under the new regime, things have gotten a lot more stable. Talent isn't allowed to walk out the door so easily, but unfortunately that's also translated to bad talent. The likes of Donald Butler, Donald Brown, Orlando Franklin, Trevor Robinson, Shareece Wright have all been starters on this team. Below replacement-level guys were on the team for much longer than they ever had any right being. They're way too attached to their broken toys and mostly unwilling to let people go if they suck. That's for broken toys. Let's talk their older but awesome toys, specifically one in particular -- Eric Weddle. He was a top-3 Safety for almost every season he was with the Chargers. But when it came time to talk about his third contract, they gave him the cold shoulder and poo poo on him every chance they got during his last season, to the point that on the last day he was at Qualcomm, he peeled out and got the gently caress out of town ASAP. This is why once in a while you might see 'Weddle was right'. Last year's holdout with Bosa falls into neither of these categories, but at the same time follows a similar pattern. This front office seemingly doesn't believe in superstar talent, and thinks it can "fix" bad talent. Add into this their unwillingness to adapt to a new situation and you can see how they set themselves on fire over his holdout. He was a top-3 pick, something they hadn't had for over a decade, and the first for John Spanos and Tom Telesco. Telesco knew he wanted Bosa. Spanos didn't recognize that a top-3 draft pick basically maxes out the limits of the rookie contract. However, they relied on an argument of 'this is how we always do things no matter who it's for' to get themselves in trouble. The money issue was handled quickly, meaning Bosa got the maximum. It was over offset language vs. 100% guaranteed money. Bosa wanted both. Spanos was only willing to give him one or the other. Bosa's agent called bullshit. Holdout commences. You can make the argument that Bosa could've accepted one or the other to end it and move on with life. That's fair. You could say the same thing about Spanos. Yes, both parties share the blame for that, but overall, Bosa was looking out for himself while Spanos did the Chargers a massive disservice by ~sticking to his guns~ over something that wouldn't matter in a few years. Furthermore, he put into play the scenario that Joey Bosa might hold a grudge over this and refuse to sign anything after his rookie contract is up, therefore wanting to play for Literally Any Other Team. And I won't blame him one bit for that. This year, the front office did let go of some guys that were on their way out already -- Brandon Flowers and King Dunlap, and even got rid of Orlando Franklin, eating a serious amount of dead money in the process. However, they put themselves in the unenviable position of having to carry over some other huge underperformers like Joe Barksdale, while getting another potentially colossal mistake in Russel Okung with no way to get away from them anytime soon. This front office is inept in many places, hostile in contract negotiations with anyone not named Philip Rivers, and overall have wasted the best years of many players on their watch. Don't be surprised if that continues. Vote Chargers Front Office, and make no difference in this matter. Besides, Tom Brady will be around much longer. He'll get his shot at the BRFDotY award someday. Hail Satan.
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I select the Chargers Front Office, then change my vote to the other one, then change it back to the original bolded choice. what is it that makes this option different from voting for the spanos family? well, it includes spanos but is so much more. Tom telesco is a little fucker who probably did plenty of bad things. Randy Mueller is some kind of weird guy. pick em
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I will make an effort post later but in case I forget Chargers front office.
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I'll vote for Tom Brady here, his snake oil business alone is enough for him to be a douche worthy of a vote (let alone everything else Brady) and the Spanos family is a separate nomination that covers most of the problems I have with the Chargers.
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Grittybeard posted:I'll vote for Tom Brady here, his snake oil business alone is enough for him to be a douche worthy of a vote (let alone everything else Brady) and the Spanos family is a separate nomination that covers most of the problems I have with the Chargers. This is my main logic in regards to Brady over Chargers FO. I'll wait until Sean10mm's post before finalizing.
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