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nopants posted:wrong "Dany shits in a field" accounts for incredible quantities of poo poo. "The more she drank, the more she shat." It's exponential.
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I'm also sad that Cersei confirmed that she and Jaime are the last Lannisters. I had very high hopes of Genna Lannister showing up.
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Man how ADD are young people these days that something that gets 5 minutes of screentime bores them enough to comment on. In 50 years shows will just be montages of murder and loving to keep people's attention.
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Jul 17, 2017 05:34
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Man that Ed Sheeran cameo loving sucked
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TOOT BOOT posted:Man how ADD are young people these days that something that gets 5 minutes of screentime bores them enough to comment on. In 50 years shows will just montages of murder and loving to keep people's attention. Throw in some making GBS threads into that montage and you've got me sold.
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TOOT BOOT posted:In 50 years shows will just montages of murder and loving to keep people's attention. I will pay you to produce said show now
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lezard_valeth posted:I will pay you to produce said show now Didn't Starz already do that several years ago?
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Escobarbarian posted:Man that Ed Sheeran cameo loving sucked His haircut broke the fourth wall. Also the Hound's line about man buns.
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mastershakeman posted:I was on team euron before tonight and this ep cemented that he's the only guy worthy of a crown now Does Hot Topic sell crowns? Edit: I guess this will work 
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Bran crossing the wall breaking its magic or bringing it down sure was exciting
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Best part was the hound looking in the fire and that whole cottage scene. I'm gonna be disappointed if he doesn't end up getting the fire sword.
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drunken officeparty posted:Bran crossing the wall breaking its magic or bringing it down sure was exciting he didnt even check his frostbite
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Escobarbarian posted:Man that Ed Sheeran cameo loving sucked I had never heard this name before tonight and all of the sudden a bunch of loving dorks nerds and spastics are losing their poo poo over some loving apparent singer guy. Calm your tits because you sound like the most complete bitches of all time
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I'm not sure why exactly Ed at the Wall doubted that Bran was who he said he was, why would they lie about that?
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Lycus posted:Didn't Starz already do that several years ago? Spartacus? Yeah it ruled.
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wah wah ned Charlton did some waltz on my dragon program what the gently caress.
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Supreme Allah posted:I had never heard this name before tonight and all of the sudden a bunch of loving dorks nerds and spastics are losing their poo poo over some loving apparent singer guy. It was bad though? Anyway thought they'd up the pacing of this season but nah typical slow af GoT premiere.
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Escobarbarian posted:It was bad though? I DONT KNOW OR CARE WHO THAT oval office IS AND I HOPE EVERYONE WHO DOES ACTUALLY DIES TONIGHT There, I said it. No takesy backsy.
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at least everyones own little plotline is converging into a unified one
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"mommy some singer gently caress got on my dragon show!"
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With the teleporting thing, I feel that way about real history sometimes. Like I straight up don't understand how things got done in ye olde days. Roman consuls served for one year, how they managed to make an army, march it to wherever away, fight stuff and come back all while also being able to be up to date on stuff at home is a mystery to me. It would take me longer to walk to my closest Walmart than it apparently took Julias Ceasar to get from Italy to Egypt.
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drunken officeparty posted:With the teleporting thing, I feel that way about real history sometimes. Like I straight up don't understand how things got done in ye olde days. Roman consuls served for one year, how they managed to make an army, march it to wherever away, fight stuff and come back all while also being able to be up to date on stuff at home is a mystery to me. It would take me longer to walk to my closest Walmart than it apparently took Julias Ceasar to get from Italy to Egypt. Probably someone did the math on the timeline. After all, a guy on youtube worked a whole theory to explain the irregular lengths of GoT's winters involving 2-3 suns with equations and other math sorcery to back it up. The real answer is don't be that guy. Just don't think about it and enjoy the tits and dragons and tittied dragons
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Supreme Allah posted:"mommy some singer gently caress got on my dragon show!"
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Supreme Allah posted:"mommy some singer gently caress got on my dragon show!" new thread title?
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I was getting a lot of anxiety in the poop montage because like the food was the same color as the poop and they serve them in the same dishes? I was convinced someone was going to eat the poo poo.
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lezard_valeth posted:new thread title? "tits and dragon" show, please.
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Krinkle posted:I was getting a lot of anxiety in the poop montage because like the food was the same color as the poop and they serve them in the same dishes? I was convinced someone was going to eat the poo poo. The bedpans have different rims. Yea, I looked.
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Good things this episode • The Hound and the cottage • Euron's clothes • Tormund and his waifu • Poop Bad things • Jaime and Cersei talking over the map • Daenarys • Littlefinger's ineffective flailing • The fact that no one thought to look for Dragonglass at Dragonstone This list is definitive
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disjoe posted:• The fact that no one thought to look for Dragonglass at Dragonstone They knew it was there, but no one realized it was worth anything until just recently. Like, only the Night's Watch, and now everyone who was in that room with Jon, know about Dragonglass' effectiveness.
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Constant posted:at least everyones own little plotline is converging into a unified one ya like every single character basically has to murder or ally with one another and theres no new characters left so its basically who is left standing before the final season for the super war or whatever
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WampaLord posted:They knew it was there, but no one realized it was worth anything until just recently. Like, only the Night's Watch, and now everyone who was in that room with Jon, know about Dragonglass' effectiveness. Then why is Sam like WAIT A MINUTE THATS DRAGONGLASS
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disjoe posted:Then why is Sam like WAIT A MINUTE THATS DRAGONGLASS He had to find something out this episode that was not very important so that he can later get frustrated at his lack of findings and then Gilly offhandledly reads a random paragraph and Sam goes like "OMG GILLY THAT'S THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING!". This will be in episode 7. The rest of Sam's participation in this season will consist of more poop montage.
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disjoe posted:Then why is Sam like WAIT A MINUTE THATS DRAGONGLASS "They" meaning people who had lived there or otherwise known that info about the castle. Sam, who has never been to Dragonstone before, did not know before he saw the info in the book. Stannis knew there was Dragonglass mines, he just didn't give a gently caress.
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My theory is they used Ed Sheeran in that role because she'll use his face to get access somewhere to kill Jaime or Cersei. You wouldn't remember the face of a random actor in a 2 minutes scene many episodes down the line, but you will remember Ed Sheeran.
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the episode was mostly bad this whole season is gonna be poo poo cuz d&d can't write for poo poo and can't just copy grrm's writing anymore
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Niwrad posted:My theory is they used Ed Sheeran in that role because she'll use his face to get access somewhere to kill Jaime or Cersei. You wouldn't remember the face of a random actor in a 2 minutes scene many episodes down the line, but you will remember Ed Sheeran. If I'm not misremembering I read there will be a lot of other "celebrities" cameos this season, so I wouldn't make that big of a deal out of it. Just HBO's way of saying "hahaha look at all the money we made out of this show"
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lezard_valeth posted:If I'm not misremembering I read there will be a lot of other "celebrities" cameos this season, so I wouldn't make that big of a deal out of it. Just HBO's way of saying "hahaha look at all the money we made out of this show" I saw a favorite guy, Jim Broadbent, who was W. S. Gilbert from the Topsy Turvy movie, as ol' Maester Marwyn but I guess he's not going to light up any glass candles or do anything but be a name and tell sam to stay outta the forbidden library.
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So, uh, that was an episode alright. For the people that didn't notice it, Arya is now going North because the friendly Lannister boygroup talked a lot about family, which made her reevaluate her goals in life. This might get presented as a shocking twist when she shows up in the North, but it really shouldn't. What made me wonder is why Cersei did not tell Euron "well you see, there is this Dragon Queen on her way, maybe destroy her armada on the sea if you are the greatest captain ever". Nope - he is going to catch himself some sand snakes, giving us a really satisfying conclusion to that story. Oh and while Jaime for some reason is concerned with feeding their army while in King's Landing, Dany can just land on a bleak island worth nothing and her presumably starving army is fine with that.
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Krinkle posted:I was getting a lot of anxiety in the poop montage because like the food was the same color as the poop and they serve them in the same dishes? I was convinced someone was going to eat the poo poo. not sure I would want the bedpan guy to also be the caterer. Seems like a bad match.
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WampaLord posted:"They" meaning people who had lived there or otherwise known that info about the castle. Sam, who has never been to Dragonstone before, did not know before he saw the info in the book. Didn't Stannis literally tell Sam directly there was dragonglass at Dragonstone?
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