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pillsburysoldier posted:https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jul/16/ohio-state-coma-zach-lawrence Why doesn't Urban Meyer go for a visit? I'm sure he'd reach up to shake his hand...
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Joey Freshwater posted:Went on a date tonight and the girl is from Huntsville, AL. She told me that Tennessee and Bama don't have a rivalry and that she's both a Bama and Auburn fan because state allegiances matter more than "old" rivalries. I hope you walked out and left her with the bill. That is bullpoo poo.
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Joey Freshwater posted:Went on a date tonight and the girl is from Huntsville, AL. She told me that Tennessee and Bama don't have a rivalry and that she's both a Bama and Auburn fan because state allegiances matter more than "old" rivalries. This girl is an A+ troll, marry her.
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Frinkahedron posted:This girl is an A+ troll, marry her. This.
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Joey Freshwater posted:Went on a date tonight and the girl is from Huntsville, AL. She told me that Tennessee and Bama don't have a rivalry and that she's both a Bama and Auburn fan because state allegiances matter more than "old" rivalries.
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Frinkahedron posted:This girl is an A+ troll, marry her. I didn't consider this, but I've changed my mind. Visit her on bended knee.
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She was completely serious. She didn't attend either school which isn't really a surprise. She got mad when I told her if she thought any of that was true she didn't know anything about the SEC. She'd told me she was a big fan of the SEC even though she went to Minnesota. She's also a Pats fan. I kind of hate her a little bit.
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Joey Freshwater posted:She was completely serious. She didn't attend either school which isn't really a surprise. She got mad when I told her if she thought any of that was true she didn't know anything about the SEC. I retract what I said earlier. 
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I want to watch football with her
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If you gently caress her I guarantee the rubber breaks and she gets pregnant.
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Seriously, you're trying to get with a GOPHER? The only dopier name I can think of for a team is the "Crimson". At least "Crimson Tide" is somewhat cool.
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I feel like, that's trouble right there. She'll get you into trouble somehow with attitudes like that.
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What can I say it was a Bumble date. On her profile thing she'd written out a list of "likes" and SEC football was one of them
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Crotch Bat posted:If you gently caress her I guarantee the rubber breaks and she gets pregnant. SEC fan, so that one's staying pregnant too.
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Joey Freshwater posted:she'd written out a list of "likes" and SEC football was one of them The gently caress she does. Yankee go home! Is Phyllis's husband still alive? Mulga wouldn't be too bad a drive.
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Going to Minnesota but watching something other than minnesota football just shows she's smart
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Joey Freshwater posted:What can I say it was a Bumble date. On her profile thing she'd written out a list of "likes" and SEC football was one of them Huge red flag, up there with "sapiosexual"
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Nebraska lost CB/probably best player on D Chris Jones to a meniscus tear for 4-6 months, hooray~ E: And hey, Joey, at least it's better than meeting a girl who abhors football. I'd certainly never call that a dealbreaker, but around here, it'd be like ... "Well, I'm going to have something going on for like 12 Saturdays later this year; hope that's cool" Real Name Grover fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Jul 17, 2017 |
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Episode two of Big Dumb Ten is up now. MV now has permission to go full Iowa Twitter Fan on us. Also I get to relive every painful Sparty No! moment: https://soundcloud.com/bigdumbten/episode-2-a-refresher-course-in-bad-draft-picks
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vyst posted:Should use that neckerchief to pick up that cute doggos poo poo Joey Freshwater posted:She was completely serious. She didn't attend either school which isn't really a surprise. She got mad when I told her if she thought any of that was true she didn't know anything about the SEC. Sever. Hit the gym.
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Consider becoming a eunuch and not having any dastardly feminine seductress ruin your journey to football enlightenment
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The SEC is my favorite football team
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Sash! posted:Consider becoming a eunuch and not having any dastardly feminine seductress ruin your journey to football enlightenment She probably would have wanted to get married on a Saturday in the fall and gently caress that noise
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Hot take: gently caress big marriage ceremonies in general. Go to the court house and get it over with.
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iospace posted:Hot take: gently caress big marriage ceremonies in general. Go to the court house and get it over with. Is this the "act like you've been there before" of marriage takes?
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Nah, I hate wedding ceremonies after having to sit through one too many
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Weddings are dope
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iospace posted:Hot take: gently caress big marriage ceremonies in general. Go to the court house and get it over with. As an in-between choice, be like me: go to Vegas and rent the mid-level chapel at the Mandalay Bay. Invite no more than the parents and two friends apiece. Short ceremony, beautiful location, and then all of you go get drunk at the Rainforest Cafe and gamble instead of having a reception. Now, don't be like me and marry a violent alcoholic with borderline personality disorder. I can't possibly stress that part enough.
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iospace posted:Nah, I hate wedding ceremonies after having to sit through one too many I also hate free food and booze and the electric slide
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MourningView posted:Weddings are dope I'd correct this to receptions are dope.
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Speaking of SEC superiority Former Bama RB and 49ers RB is coming back to football at the age of 30. He retired after like one or two seasons to up and join the military http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/4...=trueAnthem%3A+
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iospace posted:Hot take: gently caress big marriage ceremonies in general. Go to the court house and get it over with. I did that and it was great. Whole thing took half an hour (maybe an hour if you include the license), and then I went to the gym. No stress, no obligation, no planning, no bullshit. e: whoops, I just realized this isn't the chat thread. My bad. Anals of History fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Jul 17, 2017 |
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Grittybeard posted:I'd correct this to receptions are dope. Love is very good and cool imo. Also most ceromonies I've been too lately (and I've been to like 6 already this year) have been like 15 minutes tops but maybe that's a product of living in godless California
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After all my rich friends' weddings, I feel like any wedding I have will be poo poo in comparison
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Weddings are highly variable - wife's work friend wedding - probably going to be terrible. Your first friend from college to get married - probably going to be real fun unless anybody involved is religious.
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Spacemonkey57 posted:Weddings are highly variable - wife's work friend wedding - probably going to be terrible. Counterpoint: nah Have some drinks, meet some new people, dance, have fun
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Best wedding I ever went to was at my cousin's grandparents house at in the woods. Had a big bbq and poo poo. Good times.
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Fluffdaddy posted:I also hate free food and booze and the electric slide In order: wedding food is ok, lol if it's an open bar, sure, but good luck with that, and gently caress the electric slide Randaconda posted:Best wedding I ever went to was at my cousin's grandparents house at in the woods. Had a big bbq and poo poo. Strong avatar post combo here.
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iospace posted:In order: wedding food is ok, lol if it's an open bar, sure, but good luck with that, and gently caress the electric slide 
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I've been in 4 weddings in the last year. All four were pretty great ceremonies for godless heathens. None of them lasted more than 20 minutes. Sister's was the best ceremony as you'd expect from a theater major. Receptions varied. Almost got laid at one, but got a little too intoxicated and ran off to follow some people to a sleeping couch instead. Ate some sweet-rear end Russian food (plus Franklin BBQ for the "rehearsal dinner") for the 2nd. Danced a bunch at another because the DJ was actually pretty good at getting people to the floor. Ate too much at the fourth because they catered BBQ and tacos and hells yeah I can get down to some BBQ and tacos, even if it's heathen Florida BBQ and Tacos. The takeaway? Food doesn't matter as long as it's there and can be served quickly, have an open bar (and don't forget the Tonic if you're going to have gin), get a DJ that'll play a mix of classic rock anthems and modern beats (bonus points for electro swing), and gently caress the electric slide.
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