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mdemone posted:no we don't want that, then there's a fresh new GOP head in the senate after the governor appoints one. i hope he lives until 2018 only for him to die after az hopefully turns blue
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Butch "Governor of Idaho" Otter is still in the hospital
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it's 2017 and there are over 9000 ways to die and they're all silly and stupid life has become a space quest game
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"Hey Blipdorp, there's this one specimen in the simulation that always sounds like he's upset about stuff, but then he just forgets about it and goes along with it anyway! Heh, what a double-talker." "Hmm. I've got an idea. Bring up his vitals, tweak his blood flow settings...there! Now he can finally back up all those words with action for once. Man, the subjects will love the irony!"
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Gringostar posted:i hope he lives until 2018 only for him to die after az hopefully turns blue az blue is maybe a 2024 or 2028 thing
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https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/887045020121006080 TRUMP
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zen death robot posted:Remember that time John McCain took part in the Savings and Loan scandal and got away with it?! (My theory is that so many people wouldn't have gotten away with it if it had a less boring name).
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Schnorkles posted:az blue is maybe a 2024 or 2028 thing Nah, we'll have whites only voting by then and be a literal apartheid state.
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I'd like to point to those guitars in the back and bring up one of my favorite stories from the Obama admin: they raided gibson because they were smuggling endangered wood. The CEO was like "I'm being persecuted cause I'm conservative waaaa" and it turns out there were actually smuggling endangered wood. Then years later they sued and got their endangered smuggled wood back.
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Jul 17, 2017 21:27
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Joementum posted:the mall cop robots are "rented out for less than minimum wage" and don't really do anything but "have a commanding presence" These are not the robo cops we were promised  These look like bread machines
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rear end cobra posted:he's great yeah he made my day thanks trimp 
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Schnorkles posted:az blue is maybe a 2024 or 2028 thing clinton was only 3.5 points away from trump there so it's possible, plus they just got rid of the tent city racist sheriff
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Jul 17, 2017 21:28
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https://twitter.com/liliankim7/status/752727828047601665quote:A 300-pound security robot at at the Stanford Shopping Center knocked down and ran over a 16-month-old boy. The parents of the injured boy are understandably pissed, claiming the autonomous machine is dangerous.
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also this beef deal was brokered under obama
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gregday posted:also this beef deal was brokered under obama it's all bout BRANDING
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Reality Winner posted:what i'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and i like to kiss my own butt
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zegermans posted:I'd like to point to those guitars in the back and bring up one of my favorite stories from the Obama admin: they raided gibson because they were smuggling endangered wood. The CEO was like "I'm being persecuted cause I'm conservative waaaa" and it turns out there were actually smuggling endangered wood. gently caress gibson guitars
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BEEP HE WAS NO ANGEL BOOP
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https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/887045020121006080 "and women"
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Joementum posted:this is me. this is all of us. Now That's What I Call Existential Despair! Vol. MCMXXVII
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Joementum posted:this is me. this is all of us. poo poo watch dogs 2 is real now. Joementum posted:the mall cop robots are "rented out for less than minimum wage" and don't really do anything but "have a commanding presence" so it doesnt even do anything. i just rolls around playin the imperial march until some teen breaks it with his dads car or a brick.
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gregday posted:also this beef deal was brokered under obama This is what makes it so funny to me
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https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/887046345881726977 e: gently caress, why does it only show one tweet sometimes
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why the gently caress are we sending our beef to China
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yo Al what happened to the one with fat harold bormstorm
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lol that those security bots can be defeated with a super soaker, some tinfoil, and some spraypaint
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Louisgod posted:why the gently caress are we sending our beef to China we produce a gently caress load of it and millennials aren't buying it because they're killing it everywhere
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http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2017/07/trumps-epa-head-confirmed-environmentalists-worst-fears/quote:when he responded to praise from co-host Andrea Lindenburg. “I like what Donald Trump has done here as president,” she said. “He took a guy who wanted to get rid of the EPA—dismantle it—and put him in charge of it.”
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we got congressmen here, we got women... you want women, I'll get ya the best drat broads ya ever seen e: dammit bradd you deleted the funny tweet 
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lol I can't wait to go on a mall crime spree once those replace all security guards by putting down tape in the pattern that those things recognize as "no-go"
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Tesseraction posted:yo Al what happened to the one with fat harold bormstorm i shot it in teh head now im remaking it and now he's merely paunchy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdC0mDwktLQ
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ex post facho posted:lol that those security bots can be defeated with a super soaker, some tinfoil, and some spraypaint being fair some spray paint would take out a normal mall cop tbh
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lol if we're producing so much beef that it's rotting why isn't it cheaper then huh
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