Schadenfreude Thread: What did they think would happen?

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leKhzb5D4IU

# ? Jul 17, 2017 08:26

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# ? May 27, 2024 05:27

acejackson42: Mar 27, 2005; You didn't say what I think you said...

That video has made the rounds over the last year or so. He's just some guy who trains jiu jitsu, happens to be massive and decided to end that situation with as little violence as possible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1LqoUPjqRQ

# ? Jul 17, 2017 09:20

Roblo: Dec 10, 2007; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

acejackson42 posted:

That video has made the rounds over the last year or so. He's just some guy who trains jiu jitsu, happens to be massive and decided to end that situation with as little violence as possible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1LqoUPjqRQ

Of course someone had to repost it with him as a member of "Seal Team 6". Fucks sake.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 09:32

Jippa: Feb 13, 2009

Roblo posted:

Of course someone had to repost it with him as a member of "Seal Team 6". Fucks sake.

Easy click bait views.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 09:37

gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

belt posted:

Ann Coulter is in meltdown mode on her twitter over being moved over a seat. It's pretty funny to watch if you can stomach typing "Ann Coulter twitter" into your search bar. I loving hate airlines but whatever makes this idiot go full on rage mode is good in my book (ie. gay marriage, immigration, equal rights)

Also trash is usually transported in the luggage compartment, if at all.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 09:53

Double Punctuation: Dec 30, 2009; Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Roblo posted:

Of course someone had to repost it with him as a member of "Seal Team 6". Fucks sake.

I don't think they meant it literally.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 09:58

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Trig Discipline posted:

That's what happens when an amateur gynecologist accidentally removes the engineered joists from your pelvic floor.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Just fill it with rocks. She's not looking for "gynecologist levels" of pelvic floor. It'll be fine.

I love you both SO MUCH right now.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 12:39

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

ekuNNN posted:

While I hate Ann Coulter, this actually seems like a very poo poo thing to do for an airline.

Should have known better than to photograph the Baba Yaga.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 12:40

gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

ekuNNN posted:

Sour news:

quote:

While we can all agree this would be a fairly Keanu thing to do, and the photos appear to show him doing it, he was actually just filming a scene for a movie. In Generation Um�, filmed in 2010 and released in 2012, Keanu�s character �impulsively steals a video camera from a playground where a performance is taking place and is chased into the subway, narrowly escaping harm,� according to the New York Times review.

I�ll take the NYT�s word for it. I haven�t actually seen Generation Um�, which has a 0% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes, and neither have most other people. That�s probably why few recognized the �paparazzi� photos as a scene from the movie.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 12:55

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I love you both SO MUCH right now.

This forum's still got it

# ? Jul 17, 2017 12:56

Serephina: Nov 8, 2005; 恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

gschmidl posted:

Sour news:

Sigh.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 13:47

hackbunny: Jul 22, 2007; I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Roblo posted:

Of course someone had to repost it with him as a member of "Seal Team 6". Fucks sake.

Aren't the identities of Seal Team 6 members a secret for their protection

# ? Jul 17, 2017 14:16

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

Korgan posted:

https://twitter.com/lama__e/status/802288320420134912

EN TAH NET

# ? Jul 17, 2017 14:23

Mu Zeta: Oct 17, 2002; Me crush ass to dust

hackbunny posted:

Aren't the identities of Seal Team 6 members a secret for their protection

Not if they want to sell.books or work in Hollywood

# ? Jul 17, 2017 14:25

Such Fun: May 6, 2013

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I love you both SO MUCH right now.

Ha Ha! Yes!
(I don't get it

)

# ? Jul 17, 2017 17:14

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Such Fun posted:

Ha Ha! Yes!
(I don't get it )

A goon's hosed up his bathroom floor.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 17:17

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Solice Kirsk posted:

Just fill it with rocks. She's not looking for "gynecologist levels" of pelvic floor. It'll be fine.

Didn't know Lena Dunham had an account here

# ? Jul 17, 2017 17:24

Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

canyoneer posted:

Didn't know Lena Dunham had an account here

# ? Jul 17, 2017 17:40

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Such Fun posted:

Ha Ha! Yes!
(I don't get it )

Paladinus posted:

A goon's hosed up his bathroom floor.

What Paladinus said.

Here. Read this, and be enlightened: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3813464

It's long, but it is glorious.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 17:48

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

canyoneer posted:

Didn't know Lena Dunham had an account here

calm down, spicy boy

# ? Jul 17, 2017 17:51

trickybiscuits: Jan 13, 2008; yospos

gschmidl posted:

Sour news:

quote:
While we can all agree this would be a fairly Keanu thing to do, and the photos appear to show him doing it, he was actually just filming a scene for a movie. In Generation Um�, filmed in 2010 and released in 2012, Keanu�s character �impulsively steals a video camera from a playground where a performance is taking place and is chased into the subway, narrowly escaping harm,� according to the New York Times review.

I�ll take the NYT�s word for it. I haven�t actually seen Generation Um�, which has a 0% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes, and neither have most other people. That�s probably why few recognized the �paparazzi� photos as a scene from the movie.

I've seen that movie multiple times and really like it.

Fun fact: The sad Keanu photo was taken at the time this movie was filmed, but everyone involved in the movie was having a great experience and enjoying themselves so it was actually from a pretty good time in his life.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 19:07

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

To be fair, from what I've heard about Keanu, it wouldn't surprise me if he did that anyway.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 19:13

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

ekuNNN posted:

I can't get over this last picture. It looks like the camera got photoshopped in.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 20:00

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Chromatic posted:

he's still doing stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRotuJJ25rE

If I had a million dollars I'd build this donut machine and stuff LA Beast into it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtEFEdrrXc4

# ? Jul 17, 2017 21:48

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I read an article one time that left me thinking Keanu has legit depression. :smith:

# ? Jul 17, 2017 21:48

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://i.imgur.com/Z6DpHCq.mp4

# ? Jul 17, 2017 21:56

BovineFury: Oct 28, 2007; I moo for great justice!

Finally a picture.

NSFEyes.

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-40630852

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:16

Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Goat hates an office building,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxCVbISr21U

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:51

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

gschmidl posted:

Sour news:

laaaame

# ? Jul 17, 2017 23:31

Ninurta: Sep 19, 2007; What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

Lime Tonics posted:

Goat hates an office building,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxCVbISr21U

Bill hadn't had his morning coffee, give him a break.

# ? Jul 18, 2017 00:18

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

Lime Tonics posted:

Goat hates an office building,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxCVbISr21U

That goat owns. Good job, goat.

# ? Jul 18, 2017 00:19

Jamfrost: Jul 20, 2013; I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.; Slime TrainerS

Randaconda posted:

Why is the rope designed that way? Is it to bring it back easier for the next person? Also, paaaaaaaainnnnnnnnnn.

# ? Jul 18, 2017 00:21

Thomamelas: Mar 11, 2009

# ? Jul 18, 2017 01:16

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 18, 2017 01:51

18 Character Limit: Apr 6, 2007; Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!; Nap Ghost

Thomamelas posted:

"What is my purpose?"
"You patrol offices."
"... oh my god."

# ? Jul 18, 2017 02:15

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.