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Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Shageletic posted:

https://twitter.com/JonLemire/status/887052011094638594

lol

So we're all agreed that Somali cop is capitals S screwed right?

racists

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:08

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# ? May 30, 2024 07:20

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

alnilam posted:

like i used atleast mildly respect the nra, as a nonprofit advocating a cause i din't agree with but at least as one that stuck to its cause

then there ws that time they advocated really hard for a bill that had to do with arms sales to blacklisted foreign governments, which has zero anything to do with the gun rights of americans, and i realized they are 100% an arms manufacturers lobbying group and 0% a gun-owning citizen advocacy group

now i don't even know wtf

still an arms manufacturing group, just turns out that the people who make them all the money are crazy right wingers

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:08

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

alnilam posted:

but enough about you're posting

Turn on your monitor

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:08

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

quote:

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# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:08

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Nonsense posted:

I know how divided we are talk is blase and all that, but the country is deeply polarized, and there is nothing left but this. People shouting pro trump bullshit in the middle of a theater or whatever. people launching into trump rants when your in line at a place. gently caress all that noise. something snapped. dunno how it unsnaps

throw all trump voters into the sea

problem solved

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:08

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Gringostar posted:

gently caress that

carve a swastika in their heads so they carry around that shame for the rest of their lives

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:09

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG: Mar 2, 2005

Shageletic posted:

So we're all agreed that Somali cop is capitals S screwed right?

turbofucked

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:09

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Reality Winner posted:

mccain has access to the best opiates and highest class trollops money can buy. he's fine.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:09

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/887053359567470592

:byobear:

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:09

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Mariana Horchata posted:

https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/887053359567470592

adorable huh????? i guess we know who our fifth column is in the humans vs ai conflict

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:10

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

When is McCain up for reelection?

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:10

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/WillStick/status/887056106916200449

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:10

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

wait so what exactly is mccain goin under the knife for

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:10

FormerPoster: Aug 5, 2004; Hair Elf

tacodaemon posted:

Italians Mad At Food is one of my new favorite twitters

https://twitter.com/ItalianComments/status/887033920209997825

I mean, lasagna DOES taste better with bechamel instead of ricotta. No need to make a federal case over, though, I'll still eat it if you put it in front of me.

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/WillStick/status/887056106916200449

Buying sex? Sure, we've been doing it for millenia. Seems like a solid investment to me.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:10

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG: Mar 2, 2005

Schnorkles posted:

wait so what exactly is mccain goin under the knife for

he had a huge clot in his brain

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:11

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

GobiasIndustries posted:

When is McCain up for reelection?

he just got reelected

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:11

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

GobiasIndustries posted:

When is McCain up for reelection?

2022

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:11

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

BiohazrD posted:

he had a huge clot in his brain

ruh roh

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:11

FormerPoster: Aug 5, 2004; Hair Elf

Schnorkles posted:

wait so what exactly is mccain goin under the knife for

Apparently you can only be a big loving scumbag for so long before all that scum builds into a blood clot over your eyeball.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:12

juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

cum, in America

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:12

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG: Mar 2, 2005

also they needed to remove the last pieces of his spine

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:12

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Pay them more you scumbag

I just tells em what to do some other guy signs the paychecks

Al! posted:

i get these all the time and make a point to confound them. unless they got a subpoena they arent getting poo poo

yea I just string them further up the line to my boss who I know will hang up in their face.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:12

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Naerasa posted:

Apparently you can only be a big loving scumbag for so long before all that scum builds into a blood clot over your eyeball.

sometimes it stops in your ears though

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:13

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Naerasa posted:

I mean, lasagna DOES taste better with bechamel instead of ricotta. No need to make a federal case over, though, I'll still eat it if you put it in front of me.

Buying sex? Sure, we've been doing it for millenia. Seems like a solid investment to me.

keeping the pieces dry and then just layering bechamel/sauce/meat makes it easy. ricotta is messy, not easy to layer.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:13

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Schnorkles posted:

ruh roh

Yeah, skull-drilling stuff apparently

Gringostar posted:

2022

Ugh

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:13

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

I can just imagine the NRA, lustfully waiting in the corner, waiting to fist someone, truthfully

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:13

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Shageletic posted:

I can just imagine the NRA, lustfully waiting in the corner, waiting to fist someone, truthfully

http://i.imgur.com/MP52NFf.gifv

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:14

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Yinlock posted:

throw all trump voters into the sea

problem solved

the sea can wash away all the evils of humanity

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:14

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

the sea can wash away all the evils of humanity

it will, probably

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:15

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

im running in 2020 and my entire campaign will be quotes from the works of euripides

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:15

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Squizzle posted:

the sea can wash away all the evils of humanity

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:16

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/887043061158686720
https://twitter.com/samstein/status/887040980226125825

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:16

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

barbaric ionians keep insurance rates high

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:16

Perfectly Safe: May 30, 2003; no danger here.

"*psst* Hey, America, listen to this. Listen to this. The President, right? Buuuuuut...a real idiot!...no no no, I know, but I mean really stupid. Like, an utter fuckwit, personality disorders, a real dick as well, probably racist and too stupid to know that he's raci...oh, you've got someone? Great...GREAT! *thumbs up*"

I mean, this was a real conversation and yes, I initiated it and in retrospect it was silly and irresponsible but I hope that we can all move past it and, you know, be adults about the whole thing. For my part, I'm sorry that America misunderstood and thought I was being serious.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:16

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Mr. Sharps posted:

I just tells em what to do some other guy signs the paychecks

yea I just string them further up the line to my boss who I know will hang up in their face.

Then are they really "your" employees? :thunk:

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:16

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

im running in 2020 and my entire campaign will be quotes from the works of euripides

for ur first debate u should just recite Aristophanes' The Clouds everytime u are asked a question

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:16

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

every nigth before bed i lube up my dilz and gently caress my gun

then i shoot the cum out of the gun at a fresh copy of an inconvenient truth

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:16

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Al! posted:

adorable huh????? i guess we know who our fifth column is in the humans vs ai conflict

idk i just woke up 5min ago, is this what all yall have been talking about all afternoon?

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:17

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Naerasa posted:

hahaha is that real?

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/887040132595019776

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:17

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# ? May 30, 2024 07:20

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Squizzle posted:

im running in 2020 and my entire campaign will be quotes from the works of euriPEEdes

# ? Jul 17, 2017 22:18

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