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Naw, just gotta steer into the skid. Wear some gold chains and silk pyjamas, and say things like "what's happenin' cool cats and kittens. " Excuse me, I need to place an order on Amazon and fill out some name change forms.
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Krispy Kareem posted:I used to substitute and one day while doing attendance I was presented with the name Manlove. He's probably got a car parts place or two in lower Delaware.
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Chard posted:Fun for all ages Sit n' Spin, even.
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Krispy Kareem posted:I used to substitute and one day while doing attendance I was presented with the name Manlove. 
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Gaylord Michigan 49735, USA https://goo.gl/maps/nunDMWUpdLT2
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So the one on the left is a buttplug what's the one on the right supposed to be?
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First, imagine wet tissue paper. This is what the inside of your dick is like.
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It's even more fun when he does readings! There's always someone in the audience who doesn't know what's about to happen (people leaving is common, vomiting or fainting, less so, but it still happens).
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Magnus Praeda posted:It's even more fun when he does readings! There's always someone in the audience who doesn't know what's about to happen (people leaving is common, vomiting or fainting, less so, but it still happens). Actually fainting was extremely common, often more than one person a reading. http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/the-guts-effect
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trapped mouse posted:Actually fainting was extremely common, often more than one person a reading. Well, he also says the pregnant from heavily diluted semen in chlorinated water was a true story, so I'd take Chuck's word with a big grain of salt.
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Jesus Christ it looks like someone was degloved Google degloving if you wanna barf all over yourself
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Does having children just completely break a parent's brain? I mean why would you take this picture in the first place.
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veedubfreak posted:Does having children just completely break a parent's brain? I mean why would you take this picture in the first place. To embarass the kid in high school when their friends come over.
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Magnus Praeda posted:It's even more fun when he does readings! There's always someone in the audience who doesn't know what's about to happen (people leaving is common, vomiting or fainting, less so, but it still happens). Well, I can vouch for that one being true, at least for me. I was at a reading in a writing class in college and had to leave the room lest I vom. That's one yucky story.
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Magnus Praeda posted:It's even more fun when he does readings! There's always someone in the audience who doesn't know what's about to happen (people leaving is common, vomiting or fainting, less so, but it still happens). Who are these people that would go to one of his readings and yet have not been desensitized to gross stuff by the Internet ? Like gently caress man just the memory of the three seconds I accidentally looked at the neck fungus lady pictures is worse than any mere words alone could ever be.
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veedubfreak posted:Does having children just completely break a parent's brain? Yes.
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veedubfreak posted:Does having children just completely break a parent's brain? Purple sand-scone
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bongwizzard posted:Who are these people that would go to one of his readings and yet have not been desensitized to gross stuff by the Internet ? People who think readings by published authors are supposed to be upscale, civilized events and don't bother/know how to google an author's work? There's plenty of people who will just see that an author is doing a reading and go without looking into the author's work much/at all. I live in a "literary" town and people go to readings to see and be seen. Who's reading is often less important, as long as they're a big enough name (or locally famous). trapped mouse posted:Actually fainting was extremely common, often more than one person a reading. This may have happened more in the early days, but I think people have caught on a lot since. Also, as Dienes noted, Palahniuk isn't exactly the most reputable source of accurate information. Still, exaggerated or not, it happens.
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Also, isn't a key that he starts the story asking the audience to hold their breath, specifically for as long as the story is? And the story itself is probably well beyond how long the average person can hold their breath? So some jerk who thinks some dude telling him 'hold your breath' is a challenge, after like 4 minutes they're probably going to pass out.
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The entire thing sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me and probably just some pretentious lies about how his work is so important and meaningful that people literally faint or have to go have a cry. I mean he literally says 'a week later her therapist called and asked for the piece to help with psychoanalyzing' and if that isn't just a pretentious artists version of 'everybody on the bus stood up and clapped' I don't know what is.
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It happened one time at a reading, probably from something unrelated to the book, and the lore grew from there. I like his books but I can't imagine anyone legitimately passing out from reading them.
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that Guts story really bothers me because it's so medically implausible and physiologically unsound and ignores the basics of human abdominal anatomy like "the intestines are nestled throughout and thoroughly connected to an entire lymphatic/circulatory/connective organ called the omentum and cannot be unspooled like a dropped ball of yarn" and "delta-P situations typically ensnare a flat plane of human tissue like a shoulderblade or abdomen, and must involve extreme gradients/very small portals to ensnare reticulated tissue like the perianal area, at which point escape is impossible rather than just disfiguring" and also "this sounds like an elaborate excuse by a kid who stuck something up his butt and perfed his sigmoid colon and also molested his little sister repeatedly until she got pregnant and tried to claim she must have encountered his jizz in the swimming pool." I mean the story is well-tuned to the vagal nerve sympathy triggers of the human body-- anal and cervical trauma, vasopuncture, vigorous carotid massage, etc-- and probably does cause people to pass out from sympathetic vagal response. But it's such eye-rolling stdh that it reads like well-written reddit.
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elise the great posted:that Guts story really bothers me I knew our beloved Factual Queen would come to save us. I KNEW IT!
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