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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
How do I distinguish a Chad from a Normie cuck? Both get laid, is there a quantifiable amount of effort into getting laid that pushes you from one category into the other?

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

General Dog posted:

How do I distinguish a Chad from a Normie cuck? Both get laid, is there a quantifiable amount of effort into getting laid that pushes you from one category into the other?

Easy, normie cucks are always walking in the semen on the Chads in front of them.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

SciFiDownBeat posted:


I'd go far as to say that women, especially those with boomer parents, have it much worse

I agree, but I was pointing out how these guys aren't even capable of realizing "oh, it's rough for everyone." Realizing that is like, step 0.5 in having basic empathy IMO

And you're not wrong about boomer parents. My dad is a good dude and never intentionally did anything to hurt me, but the weird boomer thing about weight plus his unintentional bluntness made me cry a couple times in middle/high school. Even after I started playing basketball and got to a healthy weight. Eventually my pediatrician* gave him a stern talking to, after the nth "what can (my name) do to slim down her calves and.... chest?" He legitimately did not understand body types. Or large calf muscles. Or boobs I guess.

*where I grew up, kids see pediatricians until 19 or longer, dunno if that's common

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

Pretend i responded to this with four pages of every "fat gently caress thin wife" sitcom couple starting with the got danged honeymooners (animated and live action)

I thought of this when reading that, but I'm guessing their response would be "those men aren't obese, merely overweight" which wouldn't technically be wrong in most cases but totally misses the point. Roughly 10% of the people suffering from anorexia and/or bulimia are male. That number has been going up, but it still overwhelmingly effects females. This would be written off as femoids being dumb and vain. These guys can justify anything.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Literally A Person posted:

The OP of this one made me a little sad, but that first comment cheered me right up:




LOL once again these nerds have it all backwards so it fits the Scientology of Not Getting Laid orthodoxy they adhere to-- "confidence" is exactly what it takes to answer "we should open the relationship" with "Nah, I'm out."

d3c0y2
Sep 29, 2009
How are the incels reacting to a female doctor who? I imagine there is a huge cross over between incels and doctor who fans raging over a girl doctor?

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

LOL once again these nerds have it all backwards so it fits the Scientology of Not Getting Laid orthodoxy they adhere to-- "confidence" is exactly what it takes to answer "we should open the relationship" with "Nah, I'm out."

"women want thing" Should I try to get thing? Naw, thing doesnt exist. But also Chad has it.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
All of my local beaches have "no single (or groups of only) men" rules.

So I literally can't go the beach by myself.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

All of my local beaches have "no single (or groups of only) men" rules.

So I literally can't go the beach by myself.

lol i really want the story of what kind of sex perversion ruined it for everyone.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Pac-Manioc Root posted:

lol i really want the story of what kind of sex perversion ruined it for everyone.

Well going to guess creepers setting up in the bushes jacking it.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
I don't know why its there but me and a couple of friends had to spend time in a cell because of it.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

I don't know why its there but me and a couple of friends had to spend time in a cell because of it.

You guys didn't think to go together?

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

I don't know why its there but me and a couple of friends had to spend time in a cell because of it.

Lmao, do you live in North Korea or something?

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

You guys didn't think to go together?


JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

"no single (or groups of only) men"

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
Are these like private beaches or something? I've never heard of public ones having rules like that.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Yeah give up the deets on No Incel Beach.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013


please don't post your bowel movements itt, thanks

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Pick posted:

I have an intense personality

Pick confirmed for basic bitch

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Dreddout posted:

Pick confirmed for basic bitch

She hates drama.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

d3c0y2 posted:

How are the incels reacting to a female doctor who? I imagine there is a huge cross over between incels and doctor who fans raging over a girl doctor?

No sane people care, if that answers your question

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


SciFiDownBeat posted:

No sane people care, if that answers your question

Yeah how dare this guy want to make fun of idiot misogynists on the internet in this thread about making fun of idiot misogynistic on the internet

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



SirSamVimes posted:

Yeah how dare this guy want to make fun of idiot misogynists on the internet in this thread about making fun of idiot misogynistic on the internet

there are enough threads and thread derails about nurse who, unless someone wants to tie it to r/incels with a fresh catch of content i am kind of exhausted of it

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
I love how people on the internet can be "so over it" about something that was announced yesterday.


If we had today's social media on 9/12/2001: "God, are you people STILL talking about that?"

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Women tell gross incel cavetrolls that they need to have "confidence" because actually coming out and telling them they need to throw away their Xbox and get on a treadmill is almost always a shoot the messenger situation

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Imagined posted:

I love how people on the internet can be "so over it" about something that was announced yesterday.

If we had today's social media on 9/12/2001: "God, are you people STILL talking about that?"

It's because we go through this every time a traditionally white* and/or male character is recast as a PoC and/or a woman: a bunch of cranks come out of the woodwork to complain about it, everyone else spends a few minutes marveling at their stupidity (if they even notice), life goes on.

*Sometimes not even really white - a surprising number of people assumed that Rue from The Hunger Games (who is described as having "dark brown skin and eyes") was white and got mad when they cast Amandla Stenberg (who is black) in the movie adaptation.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Imagined posted:

I love how people on the internet can be "so over it" about something that was announced yesterday.


If we had today's social media on 9/12/2001: "God, are you people STILL talking about that?"

I feel like it should be harder to get over 9/11 than to get over a casting announcement for a British television show.

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Pick loves to laugh.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



there probably are people who recasting a woman/poc as a major character in their children's fantasy story is basically 9/11


this thread is about their stories.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

"Nurse Who"? That's a really stupid one.

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

there probably are people who recasting a woman/poc as a major character in their children's fantasy story is basically 9/11


this thread is about their stories.

:doink:

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Heimdall IS black

d3c0y2
Sep 29, 2009
I'm sorry thread I just wanted to know if incels had gone even more insane than regular internet dweebs about it.

Please forget I said anything before this derails completely

Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000

fruit on the bottom posted:

I feel like it should be harder to get over 9/11 than to get over a casting announcement for a British television show.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
Didn't norse gods do all kinds of wacky poo poo all the time? Like Thor's hammer had a stumpy little shaft (:dong:) because Loki pranked the dude making it for him.

Maybe Heimdall just looked down from Valhalla one day, saw that there's black people in some parts of the world and turned himself black like "hahah check this out guys!"

Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000

fruit on the bottom posted:

Heimdall IS black

Hi, Im Dall

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Please do not gently caress your Confidence Whores, it's probably part of a scam.

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
My God, just marathoned this thread for a few days. What a wild and wonderful ride. I'd say half of these stories have to be made by trolls to send the actual incels further into despair and sheer loving insanity.

If not these guys really just need to go trans and gently caress the Chads they constantly obsess over.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

School Nickname posted:

If not these guys really just need to go trans and gently caress the Chads they constantly obsess over.

Ah, but you see that would just be ULTIMATE COPE

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

quote:

when do normans even speak to women besides tinder anyway

curious because i've never actually spoke to one before besides my mom lol

quote:

Whenever I see an opportunity to do it. Its not often but there are always opportunities outside of Tinder. gently caress tinder. I met my current girlfriend at a bar; she was ordering a drink and I just talked to her, regardless of what I thought she might think.

quote:

rapey af

quote:

Dafuq you talking about? In what hosed up fantasy do you live where approaching a woman at a bar is rapey?

quote:

what sort of hosed up god complex do you have to think any random woman wants to speak to you loving normie freak

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Don't shower

Normids and femaloids want us to shower so we don't smell, not to help us. They're saying to shower for their own sake.

I stopped bathing weeks ago and I get filled with joy sitting next to people and watching them cover their nose or get up and leave.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Female college rommate. What should I do?

So I was looking for a roommate online for the next college year. A female has contacted me and wants to share the apartment with me. As I am an incel it would be extremely frustrating for me to live with a female of my age. I have few options and if I refuse her I might be alone in my room the whole year like I was last year. All I did is study and watch porn as it was the time before I found this subreddit (I was going throught the process of becoming a beta provider, I know I was bluepilled thinker) Also one normie guy contacted me but is not very interested and I have little options. The problem is I can not afford to live alone. Normie or female? What will it be? I found myself in an interesting situation. Never had any contact with a female and now I have to live with her? One more thing I dont know the guy or the female as I have no friends. Just found them online. UPDATE- The female is above average looking. That makes it even worse.

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goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


lazorexplosion posted:

Female college rommate. What should I do?

So I was looking for a roommate online for the next college year. A female has contacted me and wants to share the apartment with me. As I am an incel it would be extremely frustrating for me to live with a female of my age. I have few options and if I refuse her I might be alone in my room the whole year like I was last year. All I did is study and watch porn as it was the time before I found this subreddit (I was going throught the process of becoming a beta provider, I know I was bluepilled thinker) Also one normie guy contacted me but is not very interested and I have little options. The problem is I can not afford to live alone. Normie or female? What will it be? I found myself in an interesting situation. Never had any contact with a female and now I have to live with her? One more thing I dont know the guy or the female as I have no friends. Just found them online. UPDATE- The female is above average looking. That makes it even worse.

leave your door open

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