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30 TO 50 FERAL HOG: Mar 2, 2005

here lies bcra

pepperoni and chhez

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:00

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# ? May 18, 2024 21:53

juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

holy gently caress he's so tall!!!! wow he's taking up my entire wall! floor to ceiling, all!

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:00

Al!: Apr 2, 2010; Can't post for 4 hours!

Al! posted:

rollie fingers?

no wait im thinking of this guy

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:00

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

I still 100% believe it's passing btw

My explanations for how will be, admittedly, a bit less coherent and grounded, but I 100% believe this because it was literally a condition of every Congressional Republican's election from their dark money fuckers

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:01

OhFunny: Jun 26, 2013; EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/887117985822801920

:kheldragar:

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:01

Chunky Salsa: Aug 31, 2016; "Isn't that right, Zach?"

Who's ever heard of Michigan maple syrup though?

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:01

Augus: Mar 9, 2015

Augus has issued a correction as of 03:08 on Jul 18, 2017

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:01

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

that said, craven self-interest also responds to a David Duke wannabe getting his junk shot off and people pinning "if you pass this I die and you're coming with me" notes on office doors

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:02

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Al! posted:

no wait im thinking of this guy

You can't eat without junk getting stuck in that mousestache. That's inherently unclean.

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:02

juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

Al! posted:

rollie fingers?

Who is Ty Cobb? The top corruption lawyer just hired by Donald Trump :v:

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:02

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

GobiasIndustries posted:

Michigan is real bad about not poisoning its citizens, but it has some great syrup, berries, beer, syrup, fudge, corn somehow, inland lakes, salt mines, &....some other stuff I can't think of now

im sorry but every single one of those has been poisoned

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:02

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

I love the fact that no right wing media personality no matter how carefully groomed to be palatable can exist outside of the insane right wing bubble

Every one that has tried to branch out has been crushed. Kelly got dumpstered by Alex Jones of all people lmao

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:03

juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

and let me be clear that i am like four years old and had to google that cuz i have no fuckin clue who that is

but i think rollie wore it best

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:03

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Chunky Salsa posted:

Who's ever heard of Michigan maple syrup though?

Frankly I'm glad it's under the radar. Much like Faygo being a superior soft drink to everything.

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:03

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Someone explain thread title I just woke up

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:03

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

I still 100% believe it's passing btw

My explanations for how will be, admittedly, a bit less coherent and grounded, but I 100% believe this because it was literally a condition of every Congressional Republican's election from their dark money fuckers

Okay but follow me on this one: What if those payoffs were made under the assumption that R congressmen would have a President that could sell the legislation to the American people and provide political cover?

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:04

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Zikan posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/839883804315684864

'we're gonna crack some fuckin skulls' - Donald "Johnny Boi" Soprano as he zooms down the New Jersey turnpike in his firetruck

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:04

Utz: Aug 1, 2008; by vyelkin

juche avocado posted:

so i assume we've already discussed this dude at length

hello, sailor!

a doctor or lawyer like that?

u know he can't be bought

just look at him

is his own fuckin man

honest as he can be BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY willing to be of service and LOYAL

isn't politically correct and speaks his mind

he's what you want in a doctor or lawyer if you're smart and know a lot

he's the perfect doctor or lawyer, doesn't matter which

YOU'RE HIRED

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:04

Al!: Apr 2, 2010; Can't post for 4 hours!

Epic High Five posted:

I still 100% believe it's passing btw

My explanations for how will be, admittedly, a bit less coherent and grounded, but I 100% believe this because it was literally a condition of every Congressional Republican's election from their dark money fuckers

from the way the've been acting lately imo the dems are way more corrupt than the republicans re: dark money, as it turns out republicans really are just a pack of complete morons who can't legislate or govern and only care about cutting their own taxes

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:04

MadJackal: Apr 30, 2004

Concerned Citizen posted:

https://twitter.com/SenMikeLee/status/887107244688650241

bye

That's some good news to start off the week.

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:04

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Alan Smithee posted:

Someone explain thread title I just woke up

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/07/am-i-a-fcking-baby-report-details-the-moment-trump-turned-on-ex-campaign-chairman-paul-manafort/

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:05

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Augus posted:

[timg]i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/151/360/169.jpg[/timg]

Augus posted:

[timg]imgur.com/se9qihU.jpg[/timg]

http://i.imgur.com/psVwJ4q.gifv

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:05

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

pillsburysoldier posted:

https://twitter.com/brithume/status/887115271886053376

and out comes the "entitlement" card

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:05

Al!: Apr 2, 2010; Can't post for 4 hours!

i think the ty cobb/rollie fingers joke is pretty funny so expect to repeat it over and over again like a big ol dad

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:05

juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

Alan Smithee posted:

Someone explain thread title I just woke up

the t man apparently said something along the lines of "dementia word pastiche . . . the legislative(?) process *does swirly motion with hand* [end of remark]"

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:05

Chunky Salsa: Aug 31, 2016; "Isn't that right, Zach?"

GobiasIndustries posted:

Much like Faygo being a superior soft drink to everything.

You know who else thinks that

Yeah

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:06

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

A Handed Missus posted:

'we're gonna crack some fuckin skulls' - Donald "Johnny Boi" Soprano as he zooms down the New Jersey turnpike in his firetruck

*the camera zooms out to reveal that the firetruck's wheels are clamped and secret service agents are running by the window quickly holding landscape paintings to give the illusion of movement*

*trump continues making vroom vroom sounds*

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:07

Drastic Actions: Apr 7, 2009; FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!; Nap Ghost

Yinlock posted:

and out comes the "entitlement" card

Living is the biggest entitlement of all IMO

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:07

DAD LOST MY IPOD: Feb 3, 2012; Fats Dominar is on the case

trump is 100% gonna blame RINO McConnell for this

of course, had the bill passed, he would 100% be blaming McConnell for how unpopular it was in a year. "I had a big beautiful plan to cover everyone and McConnell sabotaged it."

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:07

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Eugene V. Dabs posted:

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1968)

There is panic throughout the nation as the dead suddenly come back to life. The film follows a group of characters who barricade themselves in an old farmhouse in an attempt to remain safe from these flesh eating monsters.

10PM EST / 7PM PST HERE: http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew

CHOOSE YOUR ARMY:

-SKELETON ARMY
-GHOST ARMY*
-LIVING DEAD ARMY

*member u cant bone w no bones ok