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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

lazorexplosion posted:

Female college rommate. What should I do?

So I was looking for a roommate online for the next college year. A female has contacted me and wants to share the apartment with me. As I am an incel it would be extremely frustrating for me to live with a female of my age. I have few options and if I refuse her I might be alone in my room the whole year like I was last year. All I did is study and watch porn as it was the time before I found this subreddit (I was going throught the process of becoming a beta provider, I know I was bluepilled thinker) Also one normie guy contacted me but is not very interested and I have little options. The problem is I can not afford to live alone. Normie or female? What will it be? I found myself in an interesting situation. Never had any contact with a female and now I have to live with her? One more thing I dont know the guy or the female as I have no friends. Just found them online. UPDATE- The female is above average looking. That makes it even worse.

Actually being around an actual living breathing female that isn't his mother might actually be good for him. Mind you, I'm using normal human logic.

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KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Literally A Person posted:

Actually being around an actual living breathing female that isn't his mother might actually be good for him. Mind you, I'm using normal human logic.

That woman would be living in extreme danger.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

KomodoWagon posted:

That woman would be living in extreme danger.

I never said she shouldn't carry a polearm for protection.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

How are people not talking with or interacting with ladies on a regular basis? It seems like they'd have to jump through hoops and structure their lives in very difficult ways. But I can see it being possible for weirdos.
-You don't interact with female sales staff because you buy everything online and are a shut-in.
-You don't have women in your social circle because you don't have a social circle.
-You don't have female co-workers because you don't work.
-Your internet "social life" is r/incels so once again no women.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Baronjutter posted:

How are people not talking with or interacting with ladies on a regular basis? It seems like they'd have to jump through hoops and structure their lives in very difficult ways. But I can see it being possible for weirdos.
-You don't interact with female sales staff because you buy everything online and are a shut-in.
-You don't have women in your social circle because you don't have a social circle.
-You don't have female co-workers because you don't work.
-Your internet "social life" is r/incels so once again no women.

They might be not counting interactions with sales staff or work related things. And depending on their job they may still have limited interaction with women there.

More realistically, they are unemployed, never leave the house, and their mom buys all their food.

chumbler fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Jul 18, 2017

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Baronjutter posted:

How are people not talking with or interacting with ladies on a regular basis? It seems like they'd have to jump through hoops and structure their lives in very difficult ways. But I can see it being possible for weirdos.
-You don't interact with female sales staff because you buy everything online and are a shut-in.
-You don't have women in your social circle because you don't have a social circle.
-You don't have female co-workers because you don't work.
-Your internet "social life" is r/incels so once again no women.

Your answer is that they DO jump through hoops to avoid women. There's been several posts where they explain that they avoid female cashiers, etc.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Dienes posted:

Your answer is that they DO jump through hoops to avoid women. There's been several posts where they explain that they avoid female cashiers, etc.

Is the problem really all that anime? Or do they all just need therapy?

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Anime causes incels, and incels cause anime. It's like a snake eating its self.

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.
If only we could teach the snake to eat itself out.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

Incels are the least entitled people in America. (self.Incels)
submitted 2 months ago by TheIncelPill

Women
"We want a guy who is fit, social, tough (but sensitive), cool, and "independent" (I.E. - wealthy). He also has to have enough time between his job and friends for his passions and me. Oh, and body matters these days, so we won't accept anything less than an 8/10. We want someone who understands us, but is also a "bad boy". If he doesn't meet our standards, we reserve our right to shame him and, if we married, divorce him, taking his kids with us.
Normies: "You go girls! You're all so strong and independent!"

Feminists
"We can't be judged for our life choices. If we've had a hundred cocks, you must accept our sexuality. All men who want virgins are evil, and all men are pigs, period. Men need to sacrifice themselves to make room for us in the workplace. We also are entitled to time off when we have kids. If you make a single comment that can be construed as anti-women, we will shame you until you get what you deserve."
Normies: "Oh yes sister! Aren't women wonderful?"

Liberals
"We want more social security, more welfare, more vacations, and more sick days. Health care should be free, along with day care and college. But our taxes shouldn't go up - businesses should pay for our pampering. Not only do we want a higher minimum wage, we want all Americans to have a basic income, where they don't even need to work to get money. Everyone who disagrees with us is a Trump-supporting hatebigot and a backwater hillbilly."
Normies: "These are the people who will lead us to a new generation of enlightenment!"

Minorities
"We want jobs we are barely qualified for just because we have brown skin. We want reparations, representation, and revenge - everything that is associated with white pride is racist. Meanwhile, we get to scream out our pride, and yell at those who don't express admiration for us in the right way. If you don't like how we're dividing the country, we will ruin your entire life."
Normies: "DAE New Jim Crowe? Please, take this constant white guilt away, my colored masters!"

Incels
"We'd like a girlfriend."
Normies: "JESUS loving CHRIST YOU loving MANBABY VIRGIN poo poo! YOU'RE NOT ENTITLED TO ANYTHING! STOP OBJECTIFYING WOMEN, GET A LIFE, AND STOP WORRY ABOUT GETTING LAID NECKFREAK! STOP COMPLAINING DON'T YOU KNOW SEX ISN'T EVERTHING YOU CAN LIVE WITHOUT SEX! THERE ARE STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA YOU LITERALLY WANT TO FORCE WOMEN TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU? I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT, WHY...

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

neckfreak?

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

Women who claim to be anti-feminist are the worst (self.Incels)
submitted 6 months ago by StAliaHarkonnen

Never mind the fact that modern feminism is weak rationalization bullshit that only appeals to idiots, every remotely self respecting woman doesn't actively make a point she isn't a feminist.

The "I'm not a feminist" Stacy is the type who'd do anything for male approval, and by male I mean Chad's. These girls poo poo on other girls to look special while being same poo poo with more annoying marketing. Unfortunately marketing strategy works as many betas orbit around these "cool" female specimens, thinking it is the feminists who are the biggest threat. Chads validate their lack of spine as it suits them perfectly, and theit accompanying "anything goes" attitude in bed, including being cucked by other women. While this is happening, ego of this type grows exponentially, more women try to emulate her to get her attention and popularity, and the only one who profits is Chad who gets everything from this no self respect type of Stacy while betas stay in orbit.

Give me an unlikable feminist who doesn't gently caress anyone any time over this Chad validating snowflake who won't get you laid either.

quote:

After reading your insights these past few months, it's becoming increasingly clear to me that all females are the same, no matter what they say. Be they feminist, anti-feminist, "lesbian", right, left, gamer, nerd, geek, "I'm not like other girls", Stacy, non-Stacy... Every single one, and I mean every one, without exception, is driven by a desire to submit to Chad's sexual desires.

At least Stacy is honest about it. Incels, beware the siren call of the "I'm not like other girls" girls, usually in the form of an alternative/emo/gamer/"nerd" type girl. While although they may claim to share your interests, they only hang around with you because you're so pathetic and so craving of female attention you treat them like goddesses. It's the ultimate ego boost for them. The "not like other girls" females have no intention at all of forging a relationship - or even having a sexual experience - with any male who shares her interests. She wants Chad, and only Chad.

All women only want Chad, no matter what. Everything else is an ego boost and validation harvest for them.

quote:

[–]VampireSurgeonOnly does sekkusu with chads 7 points 6 months ago
Why is lesbian in quotations?

quote:

[–][deleted] -7 points 6 months ago
Lesbians do not exist. Women only engage in homosexual activity because that's what Chad wants them to do. Chad finds it arousing so they do it in the hopes that he will sexually brutalise them.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Validation harvesting

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

i like that posted:

Validation harvesting

wtf is that

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

What happens if a Chad acknowledges an incel? Can Chad validation be harvested?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
what in the gently caress is going on

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Oct 15, 2012

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Biscuit Hider
Tracked that down to read the comments and of course his belief that lesbians only exist for the titillation of Chad is based on lesbian porn.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I looked up for "No groups of men" beach allowed, and the only thing I can find is this:

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3340400

Apparently, there are beaches in Italy where men are not allowed without women because these beaches were a safe space, so homeboy invaded a woman's safe space to creep on them, and was so offensive they called the cops for tresspassing lmao (which is why he spent some time in a cell.)

Also lolling at this dude with no female friends.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
I'm not italian and don't live in italy.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

i like that posted:

Incels are the least entitled people in America.

The guy who wrote the "incels" section of this forgot to include... or intentionally omitted... the laundry list of qualities incels expect in a girlfriend. But why would I expect incels to be honest with anyone, even themselves?

"We'd like a girlfriend" seems like a perfectly reasonable request, but they would not like a girlfriend. They would like a person who doesn't exist, because she's a combination of special unicorn characteristics that are also self-contradictory. And their own list of requirements is much sillier than what he has listed in the "women" section.

Incels who really only want a girlfriend and are willing to adjust their expectations will not remain incels.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014



lmao I like how half the "negative" characteristics of his strawpeople are actually good, reasonable things

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

lmao I like how half the "negative" characteristics of his strawpeople are actually good, reasonable things

Yeah. I'd like to see how many people who complain about other people wanting more benefits and vacation time are themselves supported by their family and/or unemployed. Seriously, who thinks "more vacation time" is something we don't need, at least in the US?

(Well, maybe he's against vacation time because he's clearly against people enjoying their lives. If it makes other people happy, it must be bad!)

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



"Vactation time" is for wage cucks, when you are a basement dwelling NEET every day is a vacation (that you spend in a dank cave :justpost: ing)

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
god their parents must hate them

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Pick posted:

god their parents must hate them

imagine you're just a normal lower middle class dad burdened by a basement-dwelling failson. you put in a good word for him at a few local places, you arranged a job down at the packing plant through your buddy in the lyons club. but he no-call no-showed all his jobs you set up for him and is unemployable. you can't leave your own flesh and blood on the street and you stay up late talking with the wife brainstorming some way, any way to get him to man up. recruiters won't take him he's 4f; he lacks the discipline for university. deep down there's some kernal of you in him, he can be a regular dude who contributes to his community there's got to be something. then one day while he is out spending 20 dollars he begged from you at the comic store you walk into his room with a discrete brown package from bodypillow.com to leave for him and see the computer open to r/incel

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

quote:

everything that is associated with white pride is racist.

Ummmm, there's a lot of associations, festivals, merchandise, recipes, etc. for European-Americans - you find them wherever you find European ethnic enclaves and nobody objects to them. Or does it only count as celebrating our ancestral cultures when we're telling nonwhites to gently caress off?

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Pththya-lyi posted:

Ummmm, there's a lot of associations, festivals, merchandise, recipes, etc. for European-Americans - you find them wherever you find European ethnic enclaves and nobody objects to them. Or does it only count as celebrating our ancestral cultures when we're telling nonwhites to gently caress off?

right but the difference is that the ones i think you're talking about celebrate a specific cultural identity like irishfest or oktoberfest or whatever, not "we're white, which is the not-black default."

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Well, yeah, the extinguisher can satisfy her desire, "put out her fire", while the matches will only cause the dissatisfaction to grow.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
The matchbox will slowly but surely destroy the candle by forcing her to occupy her "traditional" role (while he becomes emptier and emptier inside), the fire extinguisher will break the destructive cycle.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
alternatively, the biker will loving murder her like he has multiple women.

no helmets

Significant Ant
Jun 14, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Baronjutter posted:

How are people not talking with or interacting with ladies on a regular basis? It seems like they'd have to jump through hoops and structure their lives in very difficult ways. But I can see it being possible for weirdos.

My boy you have never been in an engineering department

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Damned if you do, damned if you don't

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

imagine you're just a normal lower middle class dad burdened by a basement-dwelling failson. you put in a good word for him at a few local places, you arranged a job down at the packing plant through your buddy in the lyons club. but he no-call no-showed all his jobs you set up for him and is unemployable. you can't leave your own flesh and blood on the street and you stay up late talking with the wife brainstorming some way, any way to get him to man up. recruiters won't take him he's 4f; he lacks the discipline for university. deep down there's some kernal of you in him, he can be a regular dude who contributes to his community there's got to be something. then one day while he is out spending 20 dollars he begged from you at the comic store you walk into his room with a discrete brown package from bodypillow.com to leave for him and see the computer open to r/incel

You're not doing your kid any favors supporting them like that. Pay their first two months rent on an apartment, give em an old beater car, and say good luck.

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

i like that posted:

[–][deleted] -7 points 6 months ago
Lesbians do not exist. Women only engage in homosexual activity because that's what Chad wants them to do. Chad finds it arousing so they do it in the hopes that he will sexually brutalise them.

I think acknowledging the existence of Chaddettes would make these guys shoot up a mall pretty quick.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

School Nickname posted:

I think acknowledging the existence of Chaddettes would make these guys shoot up a mall pretty quick.

Are those women who make men kiss each other?

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Barudak posted:

Are those women who make men kiss each other?

Those are called fujoshi, and they can only make fictional men kiss each other.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Piggybacking on Therapist hate. All therapists/psychologists KNOW they are scamners preying on weak.

They cope by acting like their nonsense actually works. Uh, no. Going to a therapist does not fux anyone's face. They KNOW this, yet STILL willingly steal foolish ugly men's money.

Any retarded normie who shills for therapy needs to be hung from a tree. I think I hate them more than douchebag chads. How about you get a real loving job, like a SURGEON, you coping clowns.

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lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

My psychologist story: old bitch with a small office above a furniture store. PhD (PsyD?) from some online university hanging on her wall. Within 5 minutes of talking to her I could immediately tell I'm at least 1 standard deviation above her in IQ....and yet she expects me to pay her to think for me and solve my problems.

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