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Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Easy, Trump will just give his next speech on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier. Check and mate sheep-shaggers.

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Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

lol i just realized that trump's gut looks smaller in some of today's photos

what if the week he spent out of sight after the g20 was because he was getting his fat sucked out

that or someone's starting to dress him so he doesn't look like as much like a fat slob

spent a week communing w/ the orb to cast a global mind-affecting spell

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


congrats aussie navy on pointing out that your poo poo ain't even crocodile proof

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Business Gorillas posted:

everything both owns and is terrifying because the neoliberal order is collapsing in on itself entirely through self owns

2020 is rapidly shaping up to be a choice of socialism or barbarism

Just lol if watching the entire congress seize up like a rusted out machine doesn't make you hard

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Business Gorillas posted:

everything both owns and is terrifying because the neoliberal order is collapsing in on itself entirely through self owns

2020 is rapidly shaping up to be a choice of socialism or barbarism

that choice didn't go well last time it happened

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Are you a duck for zuck?

You may have heard that Zuck is making a splash in the big pond of politics! Now consider this: your foot may have a web, but zuck IS the web! Radical! If you want to ruffle the feathers of the establishment, and have your obsolete flesh sent to the android factories, Zuck fits the bill!

Remember, my ugly cucklings: Don't vote for donald, the piss hobo quack...vote for the robo man, he's got your back!

Zuck!





paid for by the silicon valley chapter of the association of alcoholic sewer ducks

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Rah! posted:

Are you a duck for zuck?

You may have heard that Zuck is making a splash in the big pond of politics! Now consider this: your foot may have a web, but zuck IS the web! Radical! If you want to ruffle the feathers of the establishment, and have your obsolete flesh sent to the android factories, Zuck fits the bill!

Remember, my ugly cucklings: Don't vote for donald, the piss hobo quack...vote for the robo man, he's got your back!

Zuck!





paid for by the silicon valley chapter of the association of alcoholic sewer ducks

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
why does r kelly have a sex cult

why did people join r kelly's sex cult

should i join r kelly's sex cult

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


deadgoon posted:

why does r kelly have a sex cult

why did people join r kelly's sex cult

should i join r kelly's sex cult

yes

jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.
looking forward to the slogan on the wall of the gymnasium at the elementary school i went to changing from

YOU CAN DO ANYTHING IF YOU TRY

to

WHEN YOU'RE A STAR, THEY'LL LET YOU DO ANYTHING

HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug

bannon bad, he's dumb as gently caress but just smart enough to know that no one likes paul ryan's bullshit

we really dodged a bullet when bannon immediately hosed up the muslim ban and got discredited, out of everyone in trump's circle he was the only one who realized that trump could have been a success had he actually done populist things and not be another generic GOP suit

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


HorseRenoir posted:

bannon bad, he's dumb as gently caress but just smart enough to know that no one likes paul ryan's bullshit

we really dodged a bullet when bannon immediately hosed up the muslim ban and got discredited, out of everyone in trump's circle he was the only one who realized that trump could have been a success had he actually done populist things and not be another generic GOP suit

that's work though if you just wanna golf and ride in trucks while other people do the hard things then the easiest path is to defer to the status quo

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Rah! posted:

Are you a duck for zuck?
you bet your shiny little beak i am!

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

trump good

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

HorseRenoir posted:

bannon bad, he's dumb as gently caress but just smart enough to know that no one likes paul ryan's bullshit

we really dodged a bullet when bannon immediately hosed up the muslim ban and got discredited, out of everyone in trump's circle he was the only one who realized that trump could have been a success had he actually done populist things and not be another generic GOP suit

Lol at getting trump to do things

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Rah! posted:

Are you a duck for zuck?

You may have heard that Zuck is making a splash in the big pond of politics! Now consider this: your foot may have a web, but zuck IS the web! Radical! If you want to ruffle the feathers of the establishment, and have your obsolete flesh sent to the android factories, Zuck fits the bill!

Remember, my ugly cucklings: Don't vote for donald, the piss hobo quack...vote for the robo man, he's got your back!

Zuck!





paid for by the silicon valley chapter of the association of alcoholic sewer ducks

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005
eat the ice cream donald

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
woah a longer version of the infamous toast-munching gif

our zuckerberg gif algorithms are improving... learning

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
Less than a month away, oh boy!

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007


Is that man eating non-buttered toast?

I was going to defend him because, gently caress yeah toast is amazing. But he didn't butter the toast.... I don't trust this guy. He's not a guy who I could eat a piece of toast with.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

woah a longer version of the infamous toast-munching gif

our zuckerberg gif algorithms are improving... learning

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

"take the hot bread out of the almost-incinerator. yes, you put it in your mouth. chew, then swallow"

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
personally, i've been stepping up my toast game with a spread of garlic pepper jelly.

so good

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Office Pig posted:

"take the hot bread out of the almost-incinerator. yes, you put it in your mouth. chew, then swallow"
don't forget to nod approvingly

but not *too* approvingly, or strongly, which can complicate the swallowing mechanism

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
dog

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

that dog is almost certainly definitely pickled and stuffed into a processing tube

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
mark zuckerberg doesn't care about indian people

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

fits my needs has issued a correction as of 07:37 on Jul 18, 2017

jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Office Pig posted:

mark zuckerberg doesn't care about indian people

but trump does!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIioUpF3Btc

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
he has nearly 100 million facebook followers jesus christ

i mean, it makes sense since he's the CEO of facebook and all but still

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Office Pig posted:

mark zuckerberg doesn't care about indian people

Actually,

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/WLWT/status/887199545704067072

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

what the hell did you just link me to

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

HorseRenoir posted:

bannon bad, he's dumb as gently caress but just smart enough to know that no one likes paul ryan's bullshit

we really dodged a bullet when bannon immediately hosed up the muslim ban and got discredited, out of everyone in trump's circle he was the only one who realized that trump could have been a success had he actually done populist things and not be another generic GOP suit

Bannon's real gently caress-up was when it came out that he put something into an executive order Trump didn't read before signing it that put him on the National Security Council so everyone called Bannon the puppet-master

nobody puts Donny in the corner

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Office Pig posted:

what the hell did you just link me to
:rip: your youtube suggestions

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004


lmfaoaoaoaoa

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit


Ahh yes.

Respect

Good job, old commenters

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

cock us

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