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The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

It's spelled "yeah".

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ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:

hahaha sure buddy, your ancient posts from less than 2 weeks ago.

Anyhow, just wanted everyone to know what a dummy you are before they bother replying to you :D

I'm not even going to bother looking, but I know the number of posts that you've made since those posts is going to be super huge and embarrassing, yet you still remember me and you like it was yesterday.

That's love right there.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

The Dennis System posted:

It's spelled "yeah".

ya thanks

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes

ruddiger posted:

I'm not even going to bother looking, but I know the number of posts that you've made since those posts is going to be super huge and embarrassing, yet you still remember me and you like it was yesterday.

That's love right there.

Shut up you verbose bitch, nobody cares that some other guy called you a poo poo head for being a poo poo head in another thread when you were being a poo poo head

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Can I get a rundown of who's fine?

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Jukebox Hero posted:

Shut up you verbose bitch,

This would be a good screen name.

Also,


turns to


So quickly doesn't it? And I didn't have to dive into anyone's post history either, but you keep thinking of me.

I'll send you an 8x10, just pm me your addy.

ruddiger fucked around with this message at 11:16 on Jul 18, 2017

Mr President
Nov 13, 2016

by Lowtax

The White Dragon posted:






•••

just kidding obama ilu :h:


I already forgot about Obama

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
It's like Trump has always been the American president in this timeline.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

PathAsc posted:

Can I get a rundown of who's fine?

1) Jeb!
2) ???

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

PathAsc posted:

Can I get a rundown of who's fine?

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

PathAsc posted:

Can I get a rundown of who's fine?

Me, pm if you want more details or pics :wink:

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002

PathAsc posted:

Can I get a rundown of who's fine?

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002

PathAsc posted:

Can I get a rundown of who's fine?

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Poor girl is so botoxed she can't even open her eyes anymore

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Poor girl is so botoxed she can't even open her eyes anymore

She has to look at Trump naked so that's actually a survival adaptation.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
The best way to repeal obamacare is just to replace it with a large woodchipper with an arrow pointing towards the entrance and a large sign saying "free universal healthcare within".

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Harrower posted:

She has to look at Trump naked so that's actually a survival adaptation.

That's a lie. Trump is a never-nude.
He makes people leave the room so he can hide under the blankets.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Avirosb posted:

That's a lie. Trump is a never-nude.
He makes people leave the room so he can hide under the blankets.

Lol @ America

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Lol US republicans are admitting to lying to voters. No shame. Sad

quote:

"our leader is basically saying don't worry about it, we've designed it so that those reforms will never take effect"

"the deepest Medicaid cuts are far into the future” and won’t ever see the light of day"

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Hey what dimension of chess is this?

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Lol US republicans are admitting to lying to voters. No shame. Sad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9Cla0waf80

Obama's guys literally laughed at us about it. Somehow Obama was a bigger piece of poo poo than them

Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot
lol posted by an account literally named The Echo Chamber

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9Cla0waf80

Obama's guys literally laughed at us about it. Somehow Obama was a bigger piece of poo poo than them

Hopefully he's not president anymore.


Looks like it still sucks to live in the US no matter who you vote for!

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

The echo chamber is what I call my rear end

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


so is the thread already talking about the health care bill failing again because this poo poo's choice

high energy tweet
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/887280380423938048

really queer Christmas posted:

The echo chamber is what I call my rear end

fuckin nice

Avirosb posted:

That's a lie. Trump is a never-nude.
He makes people leave the room so he can hide under the blankets.

reminder that this is actually true, sourced from the trump biography Lost Tycoon:

Marla Maples posted:

The funny thing is, there’s a side of Donald that not even [Marla] has seen. She has never seen him completely naked—at least almost never—because he won’t let her. Whenever they’re about to have sex, he makes her go into the bathroom while he gets undressed. As soon as he takes off his clothes, he jumps into the bed and pulls up the covers. She knows that he’s ashamed to show her what a flabby old body he has. He has no idea that just makes him seem cuter and more cuddly to her.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
lol, I love that Trump is acutely aware of how fat and disgusting he is.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


oh my god don help
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/887299895803203584

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Who What Now posted:

lol, I love that Trump is acutely aware of how fat and disgusting he is.


Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot

hahaha so good

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:


Looks like it still sucks to live in the US no matter who you vote for!

Wrong!

It's great living here despite our buttfucker politicians

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Toadvine posted:

Wrong!

It's great living here despite our buttfucker politicians

They're no worse than tr politicians in any other country, and in facr better thsn many

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
It's not your politicians, it's your system.
In most other civilized nations, parties are forced to compromise.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
wow I go to bed and in the meantime an anti-Trumper gets a racism probe in another thread and we are graced with



aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Snatch gets out of cat jail today

seems like trump's fine

Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot

VikingSkull posted:

wow I go to bed and in the meantime an anti-Trumper gets a racism probe in another thread and we are graced with



aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Snatch gets out of cat jail today

seems like trump's fine

hahaha good morning, Rudd-slam buddy

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
this ones for you Ruddiger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aizCMO-mI1Q

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Avirosb posted:

It's not your politicians, it's your system.
In most other civilized nations, parties are forced to compromise.

Wrong again! They compromise on loving the lower classes in the butt

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Toadvine posted:

Wrong again! They compromise on loving the lower classes in the butt

#Capitalism

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


:capitalism:

SickZip
Jul 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Bannon is basically the best person in the Trump administration, which is why he got smeared the hardest.

Quote from him about Paul Ryan:
"A limp-dick motherfucker who was born in a petri dish at the Heritage Foundation,”

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
He's right about Ryan too bad he's a loving Nazi

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