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vanisher

that's a lot of little dudes

hey its one of the loader crabs from the old receiving line, howdy bro. WHOA is that a duck!?

we quickly explain that duckson is our quiet friend

the assassin ducks never speak, it's in their code



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vanisher

Okay, this duck is fine, for now. You three, escort our friend to the furnace, get it going and release the ezood, then get out of there it's going to be big blast



(the small crab motions for us to toss the ezood down into the furnace)



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Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Byezood *sniff sniff* :(

Twenty Four


Munchables posted:

Byezood *sniff sniff* :(

lol, but yeah

bean mom

refuse to part with the ezood

toss any tiny crab that complains down the chute

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super sweet best pal

Toss the ezood but give a farewell speech first.

alnilam

super sweet best pal posted:

Toss the ezood but give a farewell speech first.

this + a farewell sip

Twenty Four


pouring one out for my crabbies

alnilam

Twenty Four posted:

pouring one out for my crabbies

yeah...... right in2 my mouth!!



ty manifisto

vanisher

super sweet best pal posted:

Toss the ezood but give a farewell speech first.



It's with a heavy heart that we let go this piece of our adventure. For some, the ezood is a way of life. For many, it's a burden that must be carried for it's possible future use. To ulysses c. crab, it was all of these things and more.

Ezood, i'll see you in heaven looking down when the adventure is over.




Truthfully I was expecting more of a boom, but lets see if it did the trick



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Manifisto


vanisher posted:



It's with a heavy heart that we let go this piece of our adventure. For some, the ezood is a way of life. For many, it's a burden that must be carried for it's possible future use. To ulysses c. crab, it was all of these things and more.

Ezood, i'll see you in heaven looking down when the adventure is over.




Truthfully I was expecting more of a boom, but lets see if it did the trick

lol

farewell old friend


ty nesamdoom!

alnilam

vanisher posted:



It's with a heavy heart that we let go this piece of our adventure. For some, the ezood is a way of life. For many, it's a burden that must be carried for it's possible future use. To ulysses c. crab, it was all of these things and more.

Ezood, i'll see you in heaven looking down when the adventure is over.




Truthfully I was expecting more of a boom, but lets see if it did the trick

lol

wait did we byobishly forget some of the instrucions related to making things really blow up



ty manifisto

vanisher

alnilam posted:

lol

wait did we byobishly forget some of the instrucions related to making things really blow up

(no we are good)

alnilam

i wave 2 duckson n say hi ^_^



ty manifisto

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle

vanisher posted:



It's with a heavy heart that we let go this piece of our adventure. For some, the ezood is a way of life. For many, it's a burden that must be carried for it's possible future use. To ulysses c. crab, it was all of these things and more.

Ezood, i'll see you in heaven looking down when the adventure is over.




Truthfully I was expecting more of a boom, but lets see if it did the trick

UC Crab is a deskwizard and he used his tremendous furniturial powers to cast "Summon Lectern V."

Twenty Four


ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

UC Crab is a deskwizard and he used his tremendous furniturial powers to cast "Summon Lectern V."

Magical! Could come in useful in the future!

vanisher



we did it. We can escape Nestco, you've saved us!



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vanisher

up this pipe is the way to the surface. Down this pipe is the way to Birdtown.

Duckson is approaching us, it appears he has something to say



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super sweet best pal

Order the crabs to take the sticks when they escape. We'll need them to fight the ducks.

vanisher

wait crabs, you've endangered all of birdtown!



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vanisher

super sweet best pal posted:

Order the crabs to take the sticks when they escape. We'll need them to fight the ducks.

(we patiently wait for duckson to finish his tale before ordering the crabs)

Your ezood explosion blew the protective shielding off the furnace. If you were to dump the fuel now, all of nestco would blow up. I'm not sure if you're aware, but Nestco is responsible for the assembly and distribution of nests for our underground bird colonies.

(duckson begins to elaborate in a lengthy tale...)



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Lutha Mahtin

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

like dude you could have talked earlier. we would have listened. we're not monsters

vanisher

once, birds were numerous on land. We had free range over the skies. But as animals and humans became more numerous, our habitats were destroyed. Some birds migrated to new areas or died off. Our duck ancestors decided to adapt within the human colonies by building underground cities. Duck workers would drop sticks down for the construction of nests and homes, and we could survive off irrigated farm land underground. All was good, and we were prosperous and multiplied. A few master nest builders sold their works, but as our population grew there weren't enough nest builders to fulfill all the requests of the duck colonists, and so Nestco was created. We needed a work force to assist in the creation of nests that could eat the discarded food and trash from our farming, crabs were an easy solution, and so Nestco Base 1 was created. However the crabs grew unruly and would often revolt, which led our top duckologists to create the robocrab, a robotic crab substitute which could build our nests in Nestco Base 2. We moved all the remaining crabs to crab sanctuaries near trash cans years ago, and provided them food and protection.



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OldAlias

dump fuel, no pity for crab slavers

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Duckson!!



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vanisher



S..Steve!



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vanisher

come home duckson

I ... I have someone else now



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vanisher

OldAlias posted:

dump fuel, no pity for crab slavers

(we slowly move toward the dump button, ready to run out at a moments notice, the small crabs begin to escape)



Duckson I've been looking for you, we can solve our problems. Let's see that counselor again

It's not that easy steve. I... I have an egg now

Duckson that's what I've always wanted!

It's not what I wanted steve!! I'm not ready to raise an egg yet



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vanisher

Doom Steve, Duckson, and Egg to a fiery demise and escape? [Y/N]



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Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

No no no! We have to find a better way! He said robocrabs, but why were these crabs left behind for so long?? What the h*ck?!

Twenty Four


Ya we need some more answers before causing destruction, if we decide to cause destruction! (Also I kinda want to see a robocrab)

super sweet best pal

I don't completely trust these ducks. We're getting a biased version of the story from Duckson that ignores the fact that the crabs were forced slaves and that there are still crabs in the old facility.

alnilam

yeah what the h*ck os with that!!

also i wanna meet this glorious ducrab (??) when it hatches, maybe it will lead both of our peoples to harmony

Dog Kisser

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.
oh poo poo i'm invested now

Dog Kisser

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.
also f nestco and the birds burn all of them

vanisher

It's you!!



The evil slave crab driver who took my claw!



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vanisher

Let's all be rational, put the egg down crab

I have some questions I want answered

Munchables posted:

No no no! We have to find a better way! He said robocrabs, but why were these crabs left behind for so long?? What the h*ck?!

What's all this about robocrabs, how come we were left here for so long

We took most of the worker crabs up to the surface. A few of the smaller or weaker crabs may have been left behind, like yourself. These small crabs hid in tunnels and avoided the collector ducks, we've been sending spies down here for some time to keep tabs on their numbers. We attempted some positive workplace messaging but it didn't seem to help with morale. Robocrabs were a necessity due to the original worker crabs rebelling all the time, they are in the new Nestco base.

super sweet best pal posted:

I don't completely trust these ducks. We're getting a biased version of the story from Duckson that ignores the fact that the crabs were forced slaves and that there are still crabs in the old facility.

How many other crabs were forgotten and left behind in Nestco base 1?

There were only three receiving lines. You worked in loading and sorting, this here is small assembly, and there's large nest assembly. We think large nest assembly has been abandoned for some time.



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Twenty Four


"thinks it has been abandoned"

I don't know if this is a trustworthy bird.

Jerk birds.

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Most of the small crabs have fled, the leader of the small crabs stays behind. Crabber and the black duck(?) remain in an argument, duckson watching with his back turned.

Assets include:
- Ultimate weapon
- Soap
- Poster
- Belt

Possible paths include:
- surface
- ducktown
- fiery furnace?!
- the northern path, where the black duck came from (but we'd have to try and run past the black duck!)

Crabber seems to have black duck on the defensive and we could ask more questions



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