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they missed an idea someone in CD came up with, where Han has to shoot someone and his friends are like "what the hell Han?" and he looks at the camera and says "I always shoot first"
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khwarezm posted:Hold the loving phone, you found Jeff Bridges memorable in Iron Man? Like above said, he is great at switching between slimy politician and crazy BOX OF SCRAPS ham throughout the movie before he goes lame with his super robot suit. Apart from him, Kurt Russel is the only one who is a good villain. Yeah yeah, Loki bullshit, but he works better as an instigator than as a primary antagonist. Also Avengers 1 is poo poo, and so is 2. We're never going to get anyone as good as Willem Dafoe or Alfred Molina again.
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starkebn posted:they missed an idea someone in CD came up with, where Han has to shoot someone and his friends are like "what the hell Han?" and he looks at the camera and says "I always shoot first" Or he gets into a shootout where the other guy shoots first but Han ends up killing him anyway and then says "Next time, I'll shoot first." 
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His real name is Hans Olo. He's Austro-Hungarian.
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Paladinus posted:Astro-Hungarian.
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a bone to pick posted:I don't think it's quite as good as the darth vader video but it's pretty good. It was surprisingly decent until the last act where the law of superhero movies says you have to end with 20 minutes of two invincible people bouncing off each other like pinballs against CGI backgrounds.
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starkebn posted:When is Jay going to stay putting out exercise videos? Sweatin' To The Cummies
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Entropic posted:It was surprisingly decent until the last act where the law of superhero movies says you have to end with 20 minutes of two invincible people bouncing off each other like pinballs against CGI backgrounds. From what I heard beforehand I was honestly expecting it to be much worse than it ended up being, its not like it was a good scene but it was just kind of what I expect with these sorts of movies. For my money the first Iron Man movie has the worst obligatory final battle I can think of.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Sweatin' To The Cummies
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khwarezm posted:From what I heard beforehand I was honestly expecting it to be much worse than it ended up being, its not like it was a good scene but it was just kind of what I expect with these sorts of movies. For my money the first Iron Man movie has the worst obligatory final battle I can think of. The CGI shitfest part of it is only like 5 minutes or so. It's restrained by modern superhero movie standards.
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khwarezm posted:From what I heard beforehand I was honestly expecting it to be much worse than it ended up being, its not like it was a good scene but it was just kind of what I expect with these sorts of movies. For my money the first Iron Man movie has the worst obligatory final battle I can think of. They CGI'd david Thewlis's face onto a buff man's body and then the love interest blew himself up and then there was a lot of CGI where absolutely nothing mattered and Diana punched the villain to death. This is the catalyst where she becomes Wonder Woman I guess. Bad movie but nerds love it just like Spider-Man homecoming.
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a bone to pick posted:They CGI'd david Thewlis's face onto a buff man's body and then the love interest blew himself up and then there was a lot of CGI where absolutely nothing mattered and Diana punched the villain to death. This is the catalyst where she becomes Wonder Woman I guess. Eh, like I said CGI clusterfucks are just what happens at this point, I think Ares melted himself some armor too so you never really saw the actor at all. Its not really a defense but people talked about this scene like it was uniquely bad and it just seemed par for the course to me. I thought it was clear enough what the conflict was meant to be about and... (Rich Evans voice) its fine, its fine.
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Having them smuggle a carbonite Jedi during Jabba's race for the Kessel Run will definitely happen.
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khwarezm posted:I think Ares melted himself some armor too so you never really saw the actor at all. There's a scene where you see his face CGI'd onto a Gerard Butler-looking body at one point and I had to grab my friend because I was laughing so hard
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Yeah I saw Wonder Woman a couple days ago and it loving sucked, what gives? It was on par with that dumb rear end Whedon script.
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Han is going to be planning heist with Woody Harrelson's crew but then fall out with them over his decision to rescue Chewie somewhere along the way and get stranded. The two of them will then encounter Lando tell him about Woody's heist in exchange for him getting them out of wherever they're stuck. Lando, Han, and Chewie will then be in a race with Woody's crew for the same score.
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Somebody out there trying to be Mr. Plinkett:
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Pulchritudinous posted:Somebody out there trying to be Mr. Plinkett: lol
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That's cool, his wingbeats are matching the framerate of the recorder there.
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Remember when all the destroyed tapes murdered Jay and tried to kill Rich? That was a good halloween episode with Drunk Jack.
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Junkfist posted:Yeah I saw Wonder Woman a couple days ago and it loving sucked, what gives? It was on par with that dumb rear end Whedon script. People are so desperate for a female superhero movie that a sub-par one will get heaped with praise.
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Shinjobi posted:I should be watching Valerian tomorrow night. I saw a trailer that was practically "exposition: the scene" as they flew into some city. If the writing is consistently that bad I have no hope.
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Shinjobi posted:I should be watching Valerian tomorrow night. Please report back about the store brand Mass Effect movie.
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You loving idiots. Mass Effect is store brand Valerian. Half of modern sci-fi is. Yeah, sure, let's watch and applaud another film about a man who is a also a spider. What's that, a film based on an influential, but somewhat obscure today and outside France sci-fi visual novel? ENDLKESSS TTREASHSHSHSHS! AM I RIGHT??
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Paladinus posted:You loving idiots. Mass Effect is store brand Valerian. Half of modern sci-fi is. any subject could be a good film, any subject could be a trash film - don't get territorial
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Paladinus posted:You loving idiots. Mass Effect is store brand Valerian. Half of modern sci-fi is. Nice meltdown
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Lets try to think of animals/insects that have not been superheroed yet.
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I am going to destroy you for your bad movie opinions!
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if you disagree with big daddy mike and loverboy jay.... i will loving end u
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Lets try to think of animals/insects that have not been superheroed yet. I don't think anyone has done Tyrannosaurus Rex man yet. Zzulu posted:if you disagree with big daddy mike and loverboy jay.... i will loving end u They were wrong as gently caress about Wonder Woman and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2: Family Guy Edition.
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Jonas Albrecht posted:I don't think anyone has done Tyrannosaurus Rex man yet. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil_Dinosaur
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Jonas Albrecht posted:I don't think anyone has done Tyrannosaurus Rex man yet. This counts as "Dinosaur - Man" and has been done: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stegron
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I don't mean someone who rides around on a T-Rex. I mean someone with all the powers of a T-Rex. Wait, has there been a Blue Whale Man yet?
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Jonas Albrecht posted:I don't mean someone who rides around on a T-Rex. I mean someone with all the powers of a T-Rex. what about that Latino kid from Marvel who could turn into all sorts of dinosaurs? "Reptile"?
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Jonas Albrecht posted:I don't mean someone who rides around on a T-Rex. I mean someone with all the powers of a T-Rex. I mean, a T-Rex does have all the powers of a T-Rex. I dunno about Blue Whale, but there is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orca_(comics)
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Paladinus posted:You loving idiots. Mass Effect is store brand Valerian. Half of modern sci-fi is. I didn't realize it was based on a older thing, but look at this poo poo:   They know what they're doing.
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The city of a thousand planets. The CITY of a thousand PLANETS. 
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