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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Why why why is it ALWAYS loving "Bohemian Rhapsody"? Because it's awesome.
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 19:46 |
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Catberry posted:Yeah which makes locksmiths all the more disappointing. I imagine this old man dressed in steampunk gear with lockpicks hanging all over and instead I get Joe 30 something who sticks in a caulking gun looking thing and then pulls a trigger and the door opens. I locked myself out of my apartment not too long ago and it was on a weekend so my maintenance guy wouldn't come help. $200 later all the guy did was stick these little bladder things in the door and inflate them so that the frame flexed and the door unlatched. I was furious (especially because they quoted me $75 over the phone when I told them the issue) I now have a lockbox outside my place in case it happens again.
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 19:50 |
Most locks just deter theft by making a break-in take time and effort. The majority of people who want to break into an average home are just going to try for unlocked entrances or smash a window, and leave if they can't do either. A minority will actually try picking a lock.
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 19:59 |
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chitoryu12 posted:A minority will actually try picking a lock. Maybe not the best choice of phrasing.
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 20:04 |
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Tunicate posted:Nah, most house locks are ANSI grade 3 'good', which are actually pretty crap and easy to pick. Easy is still generous. Most home locks can be bumped as quickly and easily as using the actual key.
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 20:17 |
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Joey Freshwater posted:$200 later all the guy did was stick these little bladder things in the door and inflate them so that the frame flexed and the door unlatched. I was furious (especially because they quoted me $75 over the phone when I told them the issue) "oooh, this looks like a high quality lock in a sturdy door frame. I'm gonna have to charge a $125 difficulty fee"
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 21:03 |
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kimbo305 posted:"oooh, this looks like a high quality lock in a sturdy door frame. I'm gonna have to charge a $125 difficulty fee" More like "this guy seems like a chump, I'm gonna gently caress with him"
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 21:21 |
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ReidRansom posted:Easy is still generous. Most home locks can be bumped as quickly and easily as using the actual key. My old apartment would open if you just pulled the handle really hard.
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 21:22 |
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Aleph Null posted:One of the Goodwill's near me seems to cater to well-off, thin people. Can't find clothes for a typical goon or goonette and they had a $50 purse. At Goodwill.
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 21:33 |
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I used to manage a charity shop in a fairly affluent small town in the UK that usually had a few designer goods in stock, that would often go for over £50. Then again, I don't know about Goodwill but while they do offer cheap clothes etc. the main function of charity shops here is to raise money for the charity that runs it.
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 21:45 |
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:More like "this guy seems like a chump, I'm gonna gently caress with him" Yeah, that's what I said.
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 21:48 |
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Stoatbringer posted:Because it's awesome. Actually, it's not. Fight me irl
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 22:15 |
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Haifisch posted:Are well-off, thin people the ones who live around there? There's always going to be a difference in the stuff from Goodwills in rich areas vs the Goodwills in non-rich areas, since nobody's driving more than they have to just to donate last year's pants. It's down the street from a community college, so, probably not?
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 22:25 |
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Actually kinda funny tho
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 22:44 |
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r/ProRevenge posted:EDIT: Woah! This really blew up. I didn't expect it to with the the length (new readers, this is VERY VERY long). Thanks for all the love Reddit. And to the two kind strangers who gilded this, thanks a lot.
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 01:41 |
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I sincerely regret reading that. I guarantee his lovely marks were not just the result of his mean nepotist lecturer having it in for him.
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 02:15 |
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I can't, I just can't. I got a third through reading it and I could hear my braincells fizzing and popping at the back of my skull
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 02:21 |
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Verisimilidude posted:
I hope this one did happen
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 02:23 |
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ElGroucho posted:I hope this one did happen stshh.txt
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 02:57 |
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quote:An Unsanitary Attitude quote:Your Health Is Bananas quote:Scar Still Causing You Issues
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 03:20 |
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This poo poo that didn't happen is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 03:42 |
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Death to Patriot scum.
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 03:53 |
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I like the implication of the banana one that bananas were the only "sour/tingly" fruit he knew, so I guess the dude just never ate citrus? It's him, he's the Guy Everyone Knew In College Who Got Scurvy
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:03 |
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Shangri-Law School posted:
Wow, Edelman's not a bad writer.
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:22 |
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I am not a native speaker. But isnt it disdain instead of distain? If so, bad teacher. This might have not happened!
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:45 |
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quote:A Dizzying Number Of Doctors quote:Genderalising The Cause quote:A Dress You Can Wear Once A Month quote:Spoiled
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 05:01 |
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That happened so little I imagine I've probably played a video game about it.
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 05:49 |
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They're multi-million-dollar blockbusters.
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 09:47 |
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Haifisch posted:Are well-off, thin people the ones who live around there? There's always going to be a difference in the stuff from Goodwills in rich areas vs the Goodwills in non-rich areas, since nobody's driving more than they have to just to donate last year's pants. People donate clothes because they get too fat to wear them. That's why there's a lot more small clothes at Goodwill than large clothes. (This is my theory anyway.)
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 09:52 |
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That last one with the "track marks" is hilarious because if that happened, that nurse could be fired. HIPAA violations are career ending.
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 10:35 |
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things that happened: i found a really cute pair of anne taylor pants at the value village last week. they were petites and fit perfectly. things that didn't happen: "get a poop nicely"
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 12:11 |
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Have sex AND give blowjobs!
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 13:08 |
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Sisal Two-Step posted:
boob hickey
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 14:21 |
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Sir Lemming posted:boob hickey Though I'm not sure what head darty is.
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 14:28 |
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Sisal Two-Step posted:things that happened: i found a really cute pair of anne taylor pants at the value village last week. they were petites and fit perfectly. This is it... the missing piece. We finally have the plot for the STDH movie: high school senior/college freshman road trip sex romp comedy where the protagonist has to complete a checklist of crazy random party stuff before she goes away to some stuffy ivy league school. Along the way she meets wacky sword-give-awaying homeless men, savagely bon mots an irate customer, sings bohemian rhapsody and turns a theater into an MST3K riff fest. At the end she bumps into a hot scientist (spoiler alert: young Albert Einstein) and they start talking because they're both listening to the same Death Cab For Cutie song while reading Vonnegut, then they get married.
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 14:44 |
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Haifisch posted:
The thing that pisses me off the most about this STDH is that the dude is a complete rear end in a top hat about stealing fruit from his friends. What the hell, motherfucker?
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 14:46 |
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No see, its so random that he just loves fruit and has to have it all the goddamn time. This is his personality quirk, carefully hand picked from the personality quirk database.
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 14:47 |
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Oh god, that super long reddit story, oh my God it's so loving baaaad Also drat, quote:Elderly Woman: “Again? You miserable, ungrateful child. We aren’t paying for your change just so you can be a c***!”
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 15:07 |
shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: Don’t worry, I’m not insane. But I am asking you to make me a vagina dress.
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BioEnchanted posted:That happened so little I imagine I've probably played a video game about it. I just want you to know that I read this and appreciate you for the wonderful human being that you are.
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