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Osama Dozen-Dongs
Nov 29, 2014

Pick posted:

The worst thing that ever happened to you was that a girl drop some granola bars in front of you

He's right about being a disgusting subhuman, tho.

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Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
you dont know poo poo until youve spent 2 or more decades being looked down upon by almost every person you've ever encountered just as the default state of things

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



Mr. Unlucky posted:

you dont know poo poo until youve spent 2 or more decades being looked down upon by almost every person you've ever encountered just as the default state of things

Sorry about your height

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Here's a thought I had about incels.

They aren't mad because they don't/cant get sex. If they really wanted sex they would hire a prozzie. It's not that hard to find a prozzie, even in America I would imagine, and even if it is expensive, if they wanted it that much they would save up for it and get their dicks wetted by a profesional.

What they really want is a relationship, or more accurately a relationship with a maid/cook/sexbot that will demure to them in every decision and laugh at their jokes and thinks that their hobbies are cool and manly and arousing etc. and never upstage them or make them feel inadequatein any way

This sort of relationship does not exist outside of Leave it to Beaver. But these mentally ill entitled fuckwads think they deserve one, and also think that everybody else has one just like it. So they get angry and chuck their internet tantrums, because they feel that when they get this ficticious relationship, (that they are entitled to by virtue of being male), all their problems will go away. Chad won't bully them anymore, Stacy will either be on their dick or in their kitchen, everything will be OK.

Also, the idea that a woman would want, or indeed could be anything more than a sexbot/maid/cook is alien to them. As is the idea that a relationship could have ups and downs and involve real people as opposed to 50s sitcom tropes.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




I just don't get their bizarre fixation with labia becoming stretched out through lots of sex. I mean, I assume they watch lots of porn right? Don't they notice that pornstars aren't walking around with their flaps dangling around their knees?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
That's because the only porn they watch has titles like 18 year old virgin and not brother, and the internet would never lie

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here




Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?




i'm the civil rights act, which ended racism.
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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

I gotta say Hitler, when you're right you're right

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Mr. Flunchy posted:

I just don't get their bizarre fixation with labia becoming stretched out through lots of sex. I mean, I assume they watch lots of porn right? Don't they notice that pornstars aren't walking around with their flaps dangling around their knees?

No you see they PhotoShop that out. In reality their labia is like a 8 foot shag rug they pull behind them, and they'll start going throw withdrawal if they haven't had contact with a Chad dick for more than five seconds

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Mr. Flunchy posted:

I just don't get their bizarre fixation with labia becoming stretched out through lots of sex. I mean, I assume they watch lots of porn right? Don't they notice that pornstars aren't walking around with their flaps dangling around their knees?

It's because they hate women

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Biscuit Hider
Prozzie? Australian spotted

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

It's got to be a fetish thing.

They are just men who get off on being "subhuman", "trash", and all that other crap.

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

I love the insinuation that you can just accidentally drop a racial slur "at the wrong time". Oh yeah, everyone calls somebody a loving friend of the family sometimes by mistake, it just happens!

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

spacetoaster posted:

It's got to be a fetish thing.

They are just men who get off on being "subhuman", "trash", and all that other crap.

nah if that was the case then they would relish the chance to be humiliated, this is something else

My guess is bad parenting, mental illness, and angst

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here


I know I constantly walk around trying my hardest to not offend gross internet virgins.

Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000

My Linux Rig posted:

nah if that was the case then they would relish the chance to be humiliated, this is something else

My guess is bad parenting, mental illness, and angst

Being alone drives you a little crazy. Im a shut in but i internalized all these bad feelings that got generated as a result of being alone so I just became intensely self loathing instead of directing it outwards towards Stacys and Chads.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

My Linux Rig posted:

nah if that was the case then they would relish the chance to be humiliated, this is something else

My guess is bad parenting, mental illness, and angst

The internet actually ruins everything. If there wasn't an easy way to get this pretend community and socialization vis-a-vis gaming or shitposting on Reddit, people might actually be forced to go outside and interact with other people.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Literally A Person posted:



I know I constantly walk around trying my hardest to not offend gross internet virgins.

I know why they have those conversations with you: because they do see you as one of their own. If they saw you as inherently disgusting to all of the opposite sex, then they'd just be all "Well, it's obvious why he doesn't have a girlfriend" and wouldn't feel the need to ask about it.

"Being treated like everybody else just PROVES how I'm discriminated against!" :qq:

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Oct 15, 2012

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Biscuit Hider
Escortcels aren't any better than betabux cucks, you're paying women hundreds (if not thousands) of dollars an hour just to do something with you that she does for free with Chad. You are rewarding women for being born with a oval office.

The only respectable Escortcels are the ones that beat up the whore after the deed is done and don't pay.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Meme Emulator posted:

Being alone drives you a little crazy. Im a shut in but i internalized all these bad feelings that got generated as a result of being alone so I just became intensely self loathing instead of directing it outwards towards Stacys and Chads.

Yeah that's how it works for me as well.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



fruit on the bottom posted:

Escortcels aren't any better than betabux cucks, you're paying women hundreds (if not thousands) of dollars an hour just to do something with you that she does for free with Chad. You are rewarding women for being born with a oval office.

The only respectable Escortcels are the ones that beat up the whore after the deed is done and don't pay.

I'll take my GTA walkthroughs with a little less color thanks.

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With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Biscuit Hider
I am 23, in the UK and I will join Islam to get a woman AND be treated equally with respect.

In Islam there is a "holy" rule where people should marry according to their social class (read : looks+money+status). But still if you are 4/10 in a Western Country on a minimum wage you will get a fat muslim girl that is likely a virgin or had no more than 2 husbands before her. She will be 4/10 too. Plus muslim women have decent skin and exotic faces. The moment you join Islam, you get a social circle with people who are nice and kind to you. I am benefitting this even now, as a "convert". I think this is the best perk.

Alimony and involving the court system is a sin in Islam. Marriage is arranged usually after the first time you talk to the woman and it's only a holy ceremony. No wedding and bullshit involved. You must provide shelter, food and and the big, black, polyester bin bags they wear. If she manages to find a way to cheat while she is always inside the house, then her family+friends will abandon her. I am integrated in muslim circles for 2 months now and go to mosques (read: club for men) and I am telling you the truth. You are free to find out for yourself. There are online muslim communities. Ask them. If a divorce happens(holy divorce) you must continue to provide for 3 months, by muslim law, no more. By the way the period is 3 months because they usually find a new one for 3 months.

She has the right to refuse sex only if you are drunk or if she is sick and went to the doctor and he confirms.

Getting a wife in Islam is easy as the men in the mosques will tell their wives to present her single friends and word will go around. It happens. I saw. Also there are websites like https://www.singlemuslim.co.uk

Think about it, if sex in Islam is allowed only through marriage, average women are left out for average men. I haven't met a muslim who knows a guy who has 4 brides, like western people think. Only leaders have that many.

Get a fat arabic girl ASAP. It's still human contact and muslimahs have decent skin and exotic faces.

Inb4 negativism cope that all the muslim Chads have harem with 1000 brides - lies. You are talking out of your rear end. Not true. Die.

I am not a muslim and don't believe in a messenger. gently caress Muhammad and if you do choose Islam, please never lose your common sense and don't ever believe in muhammad.

Sidenote: when mudslimes savage out the western cucks I will get to be one of them and survive. Woooot.

Edit 1: lol forgot to mention - while your wife is on period, it's forbidden for you two to talk, because, and I quote the Quran, she is mad in those days. This fact alone illustrates Islam. A religion for men.

Edit 2: caucasian muslims are not a rare thing. The whole area under Russia is a muslim territory and they are white. Also being a convert is not as rare as you might think, a lot of men like me figured it out and I am not a genius.

Edit 3: ISIS is created by the US. There are tons of evidence one google search away, first results. Obviously they created it to have a reason to "save" countries i.e. rob them out of their resources and ALSO to keep you all away from Islam because it's so good.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



please forward that post to MI:6 or scottland yard or w/e, i could feel it sizing me up for a suicide vest through the internet

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

My Linux Rig posted:

nah if that was the case then they would relish the chance to be humiliated, this is something else


But they write essays on every interaction about how humiliated they were. How everyone knows they're sub-human trash.

They circle jerk each other off about it online constantly.

I'm pretty sure they get off on it.

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Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Biscuit Hider
I'm a big guy, 6'5, 300+ lbs, with a balding head but the hair I have is large enough to cover my chin. The other day this blonde slut called me Hagrid, I wanted to smash her face against the wall tbh, but didn't even do anything, it was pure suicide fuel.

If a guy calls some girl hamplanet or some poo poo like that people would chimp out immediately, but Stacy can call me Hagrid? gently caress her, I'm glad her mother died recently of oval office cancer (cervical cancer).

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



LOL Hagrid is a lovable gentle giant, without any other context it's entirely possible she was nerdy-flirting. Jesus.

Also lol at the parenthetical clarification.

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Biscuit Hider
Today I had to go into a city suburb for an application form and every single thing I saw was people having fun, couples (young and old) and people socialising in their little groups from the train ride there, the walk to my destination and the train ride home.

I got off the train and I just stood, shaking and walking to a bench and walking up and down. Nobody really showed concern or knew what I was doing but someone walked towards me and said "hey are you alright man" I'm just trying to smile at him and I say "y-ye-yeah" like an idiot "just nnneed to get here" he pointed the way an I stuttered "thanks m-mate" and quickly walked. I realised it was close to the train station, about 5 minutes so that helped a fuckload.

I was calmer on the inside because it was a commercial tradie (tradesman) business so I got the application, quickly got on the train, called my brother to pick me up from my towns train station, got home and cried in my room.

My family was out so nobody couldn't drive me there and I don't have a car.

On the contrary, Thank gently caress I don't live in the city suburbs but it doesn't matter, in every region, town, city, there's always Liam Hemsworth looking chads with their friends and girlfriends. I can't win.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

LOL Hagrid is a lovable gentle giant, without any other context it's entirely possible she was nerdy-flirting. Jesus.

Also lol at the parenthetical clarification.

Yeah, if anything, you tease her right back.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

LOL Hagrid is a lovable gentle giant, without any other context it's entirely possible she was nerdy-flirting. Jesus.

Also lol at the parenthetical clarification.

Ur definitely a wizard, Haggy.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
I read through this thread like once a week and every time I do I leave really hoping that I know or have met one or more of these people at some point in my life, and possibly offended them to the point where they posted about me on the interent (I do not know any outed incels)

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Wrong. You take her head into your gargantuan hands and with the most impotent rage: you smash her.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

fruit on the bottom posted:

I am 23, in the UK and I will join Islam to get a woman AND be treated equally with respect.

In Islam there is a "holy" rule where people should marry according to their social class (read : looks+money+status). But still if you are 4/10 in a Western Country on a minimum wage you will get a fat muslim girl that is likely a virgin or had no more than 2 husbands before her. She will be 4/10 too. Plus muslim women have decent skin and exotic faces. The moment you join Islam, you get a social circle with people who are nice and kind to you. I am benefitting this even now, as a "convert". I think this is the best perk.

I'm calling bs on this post. No incel would settle for less than perfect looks

also they're racist as poo poo so there's not a chance in hell they'd convert or even think of dating Muslims

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

The ugly Muslim wife would just be the starter, to be set aside for western concubines after the conquest.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
How do you reach adulthood in a western country without having enough contact with women to realize they're just as human as you are and have the same wants and needs.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Imagined posted:

How do you reach adulthood in a western country without having enough contact with women to realize they're just as human as you are and have the same wants and needs.

The internet and sex segregated schools, for a start.

But mainly the internet.

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Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Imagined posted:

How do you reach adulthood in a western country without having enough contact with women to realize they're just as human as you are and have the same wants and needs.

I've never needed to lay my eggs in a festering wound so no idea what you're getting at here

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Imagined posted:

How do you reach adulthood in a western country without having enough contact with women to realize they're just as human as you are and have the same wants and needs.

Well I guess if you isolate yourself in your room with nothing but video games, anime and YouTube then your view on women/race/sexuality gets pretty warped

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

My Linux Rig posted:

Well I guess if you isolate yourself in your room with nothing but video games, anime and YouTube then your view on women/race/sexuality gets pretty warped

Truer words and all that...

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Sep 21, 2006
I feel a great disturbance in my pants
It kills me that these nerdlingers don't even want girlfriends, they just want to abuse young women the way they perceive "Chad" is doing. They're literally depressed to the point of suicide that they're not attractive enough for women to approach them without having to do anything. Having normal faces isn't enough, they're ready to kill themselves because they don't get to have experiences almost nobody other than, say, Chris Hemsworth has. It's honestly hilarious

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