AUG Thread: AUGgam's razor

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ShootaBoy: Jan 6, 2010; Anime is Bad.
_{Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.}

if that really is him (which I truly think it is) I can make the picture even better by revealing that's he's about 5'1" and was nearly bald by 17. Also he's a huge shithead.

edit: hello new page. here's the pic again, just so you can all laugh at the midget man

Randaconda posted:

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:35

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# ? May 16, 2024 08:31

Megabound: Oct 20, 2012

We have a word for these people, and that word is manlet.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 06:17

Hugoon Chavez: Nov 4, 2011; THUNDERDOME LOSER

180 cm is a 'Manlet'? I must be some breed of Latino oompa loompa, then.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 06:53

Olive!: Mar 16, 2015; It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

180 cm would be 5'11", not 5'1".

e: he is more like 155 cm

# ? Jul 19, 2017 06:58

cnut: May 3, 2016

for tits

https://i.imgur.com/n90WlNJ.jpg

# ? Jul 19, 2017 08:44

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

180 cm would be 5'11", not 5'1".

e: he is more like 155 cm

Any man under six feet tall counts as a manlet, hth.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 09:16

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Randaconda posted:

Any man under six feet tall counts as a manlet, hth.

Pfft. It's more like 5'6" or under.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 09:18

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Yeah, according to r/short, 5'7" is the limit for men and 5'1" for women.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 09:23

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Yeah, according to r/short, 5'7" is the limit for men and 5'1" for women.

Is the opposite sex allowed to call them "fun-size"?

# ? Jul 19, 2017 09:25

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Yeah, according to r/short, 5'7" is the limit for men and 5'1" for women.

There's a subreddit for short dudes? lol

EDIT:

Randaconda has a new favorite as of 09:58 on Jul 19, 2017

# ? Jul 19, 2017 09:53

Wrestlepig: Feb 25, 2011; my mum says im cool; Toilet Rascal

# ? Jul 19, 2017 10:08

Slugnoid: Jun 23, 2006; Nap Ghost

Randaconda posted:

EDIT:

pretty sure this is a coded ad for a no-manlets-allowed big gay orgy

# ? Jul 19, 2017 10:23

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Slugnoid posted:

pretty sure this is a coded ad for a no-manlets-allowed big gay orgy

Look at the asterisk. There is one manlet allowed.

And given his height, you can guess why they call him Big Stevie

# ? Jul 19, 2017 10:34

Ziv Zulander: Mar 24, 2017; ZZ for short

Randaconda posted:

bbqofthetall.net was very disappointing

# ? Jul 19, 2017 10:46

Hate Fibration: Apr 8, 2013; FLÃSHYN!

cnut posted:

for tits

https://i.imgur.com/n90WlNJ.jpg

I do not understand this is just a picture of Timon.

Dreddout posted:

You know it's the primo AUG poo poo when the thumbnail makes you sigh

I think that trying to shave my teeth would be less unpleasant than watching this video again.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 11:02

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

LingcodKilla posted:

Pfft. It's more like 5'6" or under.

5'10" Manlet in denial spotted

# ? Jul 19, 2017 11:20

Tarantula: Nov 4, 2009; No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.

Yea well no Giants allowed to the oompa loompa party :colbert:

e; dwarfs are allowed but the pipe smoke stays outside.

Tarantula has a new favorite as of 11:33 on Jul 19, 2017

# ? Jul 19, 2017 11:28

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

It's hard to talk to people whose eyes are level with your bellybutton.

Except when they're sucking you off, I guess.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 11:34

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol if you're a man under 6 feet tall

just lol

# ? Jul 19, 2017 11:44

Tarantula: Nov 4, 2009; No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.

Randaconda posted:

lol if you're a man under 6 feet tall

just lol

No you can't hang out with the dwarfs stop asking you look clingy.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 11:48

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

But what if I kneel down and put my shoes on my knees? Or would that be like blackface?

# ? Jul 19, 2017 11:54

Tarantula: Nov 4, 2009; No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.

No that's ok, just watch your head.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 12:08

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NzVmtbPOrM

# ? Jul 19, 2017 12:12

oh dope: Nov 2, 2006; No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

cnut posted:

for tits

https://i.imgur.com/n90WlNJ.jpg

No I will not hakuna your tatas

And where the gently caress is your tooth

# ? Jul 19, 2017 12:30

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Jul 19, 2017 12:57

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

# ? Jul 19, 2017 13:06

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

if I wanted to get covered in corn syrup and food coloring...well poo poo, I'm in.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 13:27

I brought my Drake: Jul 10, 2014; These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

if I wanted to get covered in corn syrup and food coloring...well poo poo, I'm in.

And iirc drinking stage blood makes people vomit, so those goths would be frolicking in fake blood and real puke.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 13:52

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

rumble in the bunghole posted:

This is art.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 13:53

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

queserasera posted:

And iirc drinking stage blood makes people vomit, so those goths would be frolicking in fake blood and real puke.

Depends on the stage blood. If it's just corn syrup and food coloring, that's that.

I did a zombie movie that had a few different fake blood and black "vomit" effects, and they were safe to consume because you were putting them in your mouth. One was even mint flavored!

# ? Jul 19, 2017 15:49