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who is the biggest fail club
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arsenal 9223372036854775807 100.00%
not arsenal 1 0.00%
Total: 23 votes
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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

JFairfax posted:

not all that different from a relegation release clause.

the issue is he wants champions league this year you would imagine, although maybe it would be best for him not to play an extra competition going into a world cup.
Yeah it would be better if he didn't play in a taxing competition with an insane amount of fixtures that left him ragged heading into the matchweek and racking up travel miles...

Luckily he's in the Europa League

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Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
The real elephant in the room is that Sanchez should be shouldering a large part of the responsibility for not making it into the CL.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Bea Nanner posted:

The real elephant in the room is that Sanchez should be shouldering a large part of the responsibility for not making it into the CL.

I feel like he was one of the top 3 players in the league but was let down by a bunch of garbagemen and a has-been manager.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
He didn't perform in the NLD at the end of the season that ensured CL was out of reach. And there were other times he didn't quite show up despite his high work rate. However, yes other garbage men were involved. But, throughout the season, failure to score was a bigger problem than conceding.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

straight up brolic posted:

Yeah it would be better if he didn't play in a taxing competition with an insane amount of fixtures that left him ragged heading into the matchweek and racking up travel miles...

Luckily he's in the Europa League

lol oh yeah I forgot that

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Remember Jeffren? He's now playing for Grasshoppers Zürich: http://www.derbund.ch/sport/fussball/er-liess-schon-ronaldo-verzweifeln/story/20153750

loving lol

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Sanchez scored 30 goals and provided 15 assists last season, think it's fair to say you can't really lay the blame at his door for failing in a team sport.

Definitely worth more than £50m to the club to keep him and likely have a better season than without him. I'm very much of the 'if they don't want to wear the shirt gently caress em' school of thought but I don't think he will play badly on purpose, who knows though he may decide he is a modern day slave :allears:

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Liverpool have had a £66m bid for Keita rejected :(

Hope he puts in a transfer request, but even that might not be enough.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
who cares, Liverpool will never win anything of note anymore anyway.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

oliwan posted:

who cares, Liverpool will never win anything of note anymore anyway.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

http://www.juventus.com/en/news/news/2017/wojciech-szczesny-signs-for-juventus.php

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/KinnersleyJ/status/887600697054810112

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
De Sciglio is having his medical with Juve now

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
he looks really happy

https://twitter.com/NUFC/status/887670386426564608

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

the shine on that newcastle kit is ridiculous

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Vegetable posted:

the shine on that newcastle kit is ridiculous

It's a requirement from the new sponsor

A blue/shine or reflection is considered a sign of great luck or fortune in your future. By adding it to the kit this signifies that the team I'm making this up will in turn have success this year. You'll see the blue shine on other club related stuff as well

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
It's not metal it's just made to look like metal

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

https://twitter.com/LCFC/status/887582854586273794


This guy seemed pretty alright from what I can remember of last season, can't be much worse than Zieler turned out for us (not that he was the only problem there but he sure didn't impress)

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

It's a requirement from the new sponsor

A blue/shine or reflection is considered a sign of great luck or fortune in your future. By adding it to the kit this signifies that the team I'm making this up will in turn have success this year. You'll see the blue shine on other club related stuff as well

The more you know

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text
Morata deal "agreed upon" to Chelsea. 75m is the price for now...

If this deal goes through it seems Costa is out to Atletico to sit around for a while and be a general crazy person. Hope Chels get a decent amount for him...

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/GFFN/status/887...s-live-13351440

nice

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Morata will be good for Chelsea, he scores in the big games

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
It seems that Schick has now gone to Inter

:argh:

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
https://twitter.com/ChelseaFC/status/887726438941687808


Guess Conte didn't want Lukaku after all.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Lukaku is bad

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

It seems that Schick has now gone to Inter

:argh:

ah fucks sake that's worse than going to Juve. Him and Icardi will be pretty good together.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
One of Lukaku and Morata will turn out to be a fraud sold for less than half their fee after one or two seasons at most... the question is which?

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

T Bowl posted:

One of Lukaku and Morata will turn out to be a fraud sold for less than half their fee after one or two seasons at most... the question is which?

arsefail trolls beaten:

Lacazette.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
sometimes I smdh when I read the horrible opinions of some posters here. Do I really have to say this again?

Lukaku: fraud, bad.
Lacazette: v. cool and good.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

balotelli and ben arfa on the same team, what could go wrong

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

oliwan posted:

sometimes I smdh when I read the horrible opinions of some posters here. Do I really have to say this again?

Lukaku: fraud, bad.
Lacazette: v. cool and good.

neither are swiss so why do you care

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Eau de MacGowan posted:

balotelli and ben arfa on the same team, what could go wrong

Two wrongs make a right, idiot?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Verratti switched to Raiola as his agent today. Get ready for some big bullshit for the rest of the summer.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Lukaku is very good at banging the goals in imo

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Eau de MacGowan posted:

balotelli and ben arfa on the same team, what could go wrong

finally, an entertaining team in south France

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



Monaco is technically south france,but they are entertaining in a wow awesome way and not in a lol awesome way.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Monaco is technically Monaco

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Phwoar I'm psyched that my best team, OGC Nice is signing another bitchin' star. Up Les Aiglons!

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Eau de MacGowan posted:

balotelli and ben arfa on the same team, what could go wrong

Actually this owns.

trem_two posted:

Verratti switched to Raiola as his agent today. Get ready for some big bullshit for the rest of the summer.

This however, is poo poo.

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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Madrid will have a bunch of money now, and James' wages off the books. Are they supposed to be making any moves?

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