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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
TRUMP!

https://twitter.com/EOrbs/status/866539139990036480

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Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

this page should have just been empty quotes of that mormonpartyboat post

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
my hitpoints have hitpoints as i refill my honeycomb hp bar twice over

you will have forms of jinjos you don't even know about

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Epic High Five posted:

also the absolute best thing Trump could do right now is force his own supporters to stay in a muggy rear end swamp in August to debate a bill that will put them out of the job if it passes, until they can get it to pass

All while he goes golfing in better climates and tweets at them to get working harder

we elected america's collective shithead boss.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




yeah all we had to do was shoot one of them and send endless death threats to the rest and make their lives hell nonstop for half a year just to get them to maybe think about not doing it possibly sort of

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Karl Barks posted:

and that message? "america is already great"
describe how the preexisting greatness of America makes you feel in 3 emojis or less

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

Epic High Five posted:

also the absolute best thing Trump could do right now is force his own supporters to stay in a muggy rear end swamp in August to debate a bill that will put them out of the job if it passes, until they can get it to pass

All while he goes golfing in better climates and tweets at them to get working harder

that would be great.

"enjoy D.C. in the middle of July, you losers, TRUMP is on a golf and ice cream adventure"

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Reality Winner posted:

reach across the aisle and punch a nazi

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lastgirl posted:

my hitpoints have hitpoints as i refill my honeycomb hp bar twice over

you will have forms of jinjos you don't even know about

My mortgage has insurance and the people with the insurance have insurance on that insurance and I'm paying for it all

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Epic High Five posted:

They're both just as pathetic while also being perfect representations of the modern press. They should have eggs thrown at them in public if ever sighted.

They're shown their colors and if Trump was smarter he'd have started a war already to get our worthless press sucking his thumbdick nonstop for footage of cruise missiles leveling mud huts full of kids

True but Van Jones gets me angrier so gently caress him.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

mormonpartyboat posted:

before he allows a woman to mount him, keith requires her to select a beech rod and wave it at his genitals, chanting - in time with the 2nd movement of beethoven's 9th - "roly poly ravioli / olbermanns feelin kinda horny"

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

DEM PLATFORM 2018

-more racism
-more centrism
-duck the poors
-ZUCK

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

my hitpoints have hitpoints as i refill my honeycomb hp bar twice over

you will have forms of jinjos you don't even know about

fractal hitpoint bars

weapon damage modeled via julia sets

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008


I just want to say to the American people, we hear your concerns! *votes yes* *constituents die*

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

“One of the challenges of the Democratic Party is that our message hasn’t been reduced to a bumper sticker,” he said. “We live in a bumper-sticker world. Republicans? Lower taxes, less government. Easy bumper sticker. Democrats? We’re the party of the middle class, the party of opportunity, the party of inclusion. It’s often been difficult for people to distill it to a bumper sticker.”

Sen. Kamala Harris, D-Calif., told Yahoo News on Tuesday that Democrats’ message is “much bigger” than opposing Trump, but that it shouldn’t be distilled into some “monosyllabic” slogan.

hey i heard some guy promising 'peace, bread and land' maybe i should go see what that's all about

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

lol

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Shageletic posted:

Just to repeat, the new head of the SEC published a book calling for getting rid of government protected deposit insurance looooooooooooooooool

in a sane world this could not possibly be true but in the trump timeline LOOL indeed

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Epic High Five posted:

My mortgage has insurance and the people with the insurance have insurance on that insurance and I'm paying for it all

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Lastgirl posted:

my hitpoints have hitpoints as i refill my honeycomb hp bar twice over

you will have forms of jinjos you don't even know about


Intel Masters MEGAHEALTH insurance

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

That's a fools mattering son, a partial mattering at best.
They're not going to point blank say they ignored their constituents, really they just couldn't get a big enough bribe from leadership to vote yes.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

jBrereton posted:



Intel Masters MEGAHEALTH insurance

i prefer megadeth insurance

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/887753928565284865

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

the GOP is a pathetic dumpsterfire but the dems are even moreso

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

some primarying needs to happen real fast or we are so, so hosed

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981


this is like some crazy alternate reality 2010 poo poo

https://twitter.com/UniterOne01/status/887756028573515778

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Single payer
Medicare for all
Tax the rich
Jobs for all
Save the earth

Where is my $100k for bumper sticker slogan research, jfc democrats

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

it's a lot easier to run campaigns if you have a fascist party

it is hard to be a big tent party of the status quo

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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You Sir, stop handing out copies of your book "Why we should abolish the USDA" you're in charge of it now

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
the best part about this is their response to "the dems have no message" is "well actually we do but we can't explain it to you"




lmbo

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


paranoid randroid posted:

they put it in a little styrofoam carry-out container

A sarcophagus, then.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

GobiasIndustries posted:

Single payer
Medicare for all
Tax the rich
Jobs for all
Save the earth

Where is my $100k for bumper sticker slogan research, jfc democrats

but thats social jizm!!11 :qq:

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
also lol at the totally metal trump tweet about dems greeting ocare death with screams

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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GobiasIndustries posted:

Single payer
Medicare for all
Tax the rich
Jobs for all
Save the earth

Where is my $100k for bumper sticker slogan research, jfc democrats

Will doing any of those things end racism? Didn't think so

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
trump is right that it was a bad idea for the US to supply weapons to al qaeda

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
hahah soros.news is a real altright website what the gently caress

the things you learn reading twitter comments

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

GobiasIndustries posted:

Single payer
Medicare for all
Tax the rich
Jobs for all
Save the earth
How are you gonna save america if you're busy saving the world man

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Mayor Dave posted:

also lol at the totally metal trump tweet about dems greeting ocare death with screams

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Karl Barks posted:

this is like some crazy alternate reality 2010 poo poo

https://twitter.com/UniterOne01/status/887756028573515778

this is the really scary thing right now

if the dems continue to be non-existent, it doesn't matter how dysfunctional the GOP is if Trump has cemented an entire population brainwashed into agreeing with whatever he says

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


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