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plus if you forget to expense them it's down the drain
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 15:25 |
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pr0zac posted:its helpful and we get to eat donuts together as a team the next day! (except for me cause I work remotely ) edit the punishment wiki to include "send pr0zac $10CAD in Tim Hortons gift card money" and then you can just Zoom call in while you eat your poutine donut or whatever
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 15:50 |
surebet posted:ha, try working in small accounting shops; all of the regulatory burden, none of the money to hire people who know what the gently caress a computer is we have like four different structural entities dealing with compliance and regulatory affairs
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 16:07 |
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Cocoa Crispies posted:because then they wouldn't have a ritual to use for punishment in a professional setting its really not so much of a punishment as a "hey! sorry about being a dummy about security! I got donuts for everyone to apologize!" kinda thing also this isn't like, mandated in our contracts or anything, its just a fun thing my team does
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 18:00 |
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Twitter's own @support account has been suspended from Twitter. https://twitter.com/support
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 19:22 |
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Carbon dioxide posted:Twitter's own @support account has been suspended from Twitter.
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 19:24 |
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Carbon dioxide posted:Twitter's own @support account has been suspended from Twitter. !kjv numbers 22:21
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 19:24 |
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Carbon dioxide posted:Twitter's own @support account has been suspended from Twitter. that's because the real one is @twittersupport
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 19:36 |
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Chris Knight posted:that's because the real one is @twittersupport Given that they can just take accounts from whoever, wouldn't they just have it 302?
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 19:38 |
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Chris Knight posted:that's because the real one is @twittersupport https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/882649681720885248 moving to a different name and not parking the original still qualifies as a fuckup
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 19:55 |
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Volmarias posted:Given that they can just take accounts from whoever, wouldn't they just have it 302?
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 20:00 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:if it's designed to go outside wouldn't it have to be waterproofed to an extent? maybe not enough to survive total immersion though, now i think about it it's plausible that its upper shell would be rainproof but that wouldn't necessarily stop a large amount of water being introduced from the bottom and sides
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 20:12 |
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i was just checking out some answers on stack overflow, then i noticed a message in my box:quote:Hello, i never answer questions (something i should probably do more by now) or vote down, so it looks like my account was being used maybe in part as a coordinated attack, i don't know. the thing that sucks is the account is associated with my google account! the 7 day suspension is practically inconsequential to me as i don't really use other features than sometimes asking questions, but i'm a little freaked out someone must have my google password (which i just changed), unless there was some other way it was pulled off. i also have the account no longer associated with google if i made that change correctly all the account settings are blocked including updating the password, even though i'm logged in (lol), so the only way i could update it was log out and go to forgot password
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 20:22 |
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Cocoa Crispies posted:because then they wouldn't have a ritual to use for punishment in a professional setting pr0zac posted:its really not so much of a punishment as a "hey! sorry about being a dummy about security! I got donuts for everyone to apologize!" kinda thing yeah if you're gonna talk about ritual punishment, I hear subjunctive was real into tabasco shots.
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 21:09 |
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pr0zac posted:its really not so much of a punishment as a "hey! sorry about being a dummy about security! I got donuts for everyone to apologize!" kinda thing we do donuts for "broke the build" type situations as for unlocked workstations, mandatory locking when away from your desk is company policy and pretty strongly enforced. So, when someone screws it up typically they get messed with in a minor, non-inconveniencing way I just keep a wallpaper at a memorizable url to set:
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 21:11 |
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cinci zoo sniper posted:we have like four different structural entities dealing with compliance and regulatory affairs another, significantly larger place (~100 users) i worked at issued credentials with the same default password. i know for a fact that most of them kept the default password because most of them had it on a post-it on their monitor. "only" client addresses in this case (manufacturing & sales company), externally accessible, most often heard response to "what the poo poo, why?" was "i don't have anything to hide"
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 21:13 |
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We used to send emails to the team distro with things like "Subject: I love my co-workers! Body: They are simply the best. I just wanted to take a moment and thank everyone for the wonderful things you do, like lock my computer when I forget!" But that completely depends on your work atmosphere, there have been places where I'd pretend not to notice, places where I'd just quietly lock it, and places where I'd notify management.
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 21:14 |
surebet posted:another, significantly larger place (~100 users) i worked at issued credentials with the same default password. i know for a fact that most of them kept the default password because most of them had it on a post-it on their monitor. this is worse than top to bottom corrupt latvian telco manufacturer i worked for as a sales administrator in late 2000s
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 21:14 |
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also patch your iOSes because apple just closed out around 50 CVEs: https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT207923 https://twitter.com/benhawkes/status/887745326232227840
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 21:16 |
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Wi-Fi Available for: iPhone 5 and later, iPad 4th generation and later, and iPod touch 6th generation Impact: An attacker within range may be able to execute arbitrary code on the Wi-Fi chip Description: A memory corruption issue was addressed with improved memory handling. CVE-2017-9417: Nitay Artenstein of Exodus Intelligence daaaaamn
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 21:37 |
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cinci zoo sniper posted:this is worse than top to bottom corrupt latvian telco manufacturer i worked for as a sales administrator in late 2000s Everything in Latvia not preserved in vodka is rotten.
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 22:11 |
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:Wi-Fi never mind your magstrip credit cards, don'tt even bring your iphone to DEFCON
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 22:15 |
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:never mind, don'tt g o to DEFCON
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 22:42 |
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ultramiraculous posted:also patch your iOSes because apple just closed out around 50 CVEs: Does this affect devices using the iOS 11 beta?
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 22:51 |
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:never mind your magstrip credit cards, don'tt even bring your iphone to DEFCON just show up to DEFCON with a pad of paper, an analog watch, and one of those old big-rear end camcorders that takes full-size VHS cassettes if someone fries the camcorder just toss it like the junk it is anyway lol
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 23:00 |
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fresh hack on the cyberpogs about $80m transferred out and some project got cleaned out entirely of their 44,000 digital trading pog bytes. https://press.swarm.city/parity-multisig-wallet-exploit-hits-swarm-city-funds-statement-by-the-swarm-city-core-team-d1f3929b4e4e https://twitter.com/bcrypt/status/887790274876891136
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 23:06 |
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:Wi-Fi https://twitter.com/BlackHatEvents/status/876606723485773824
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 23:23 |
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actually wait I didn't realize the wifi chip exploit was different from the other one that google zero found way back when.
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 23:30 |
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Computer Serf posted:fresh hack on the cyberpogs 'whitehat hacker' seems to only saved about $75mil worth, but why the hell wouldn't the creators of that wallet want that vuln there and to flip the switch?
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 23:58 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Does this affect devices using the iOS 11 beta?
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 00:22 |
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:never mind your magstrip credit cards, don'tt even bring your iphone to DEFCON not only am i bringingmy phone to defcon im gonna shitpost in yospos from defcon
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 00:26 |
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Computer Serf posted:fresh hack on the cyberpogs i don't really know much about ethereum but i think this is what happened: ethereum is all about 'smart contracts' and code that executes on the blockchain, so the multisig wallets were implemented using contracts. they had an initializer method that would set up the owners and stuff, but they forgot to specify the visibility, and it defaults to public (lmao) so someone could just reinitialize it with themselves as the owner
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 02:37 |
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vOv posted:i don't really know much about ethereum but i think this is what happened: if bitcoin is the intersection of people that don't understand math, don't understand economics, and don't understand encryption, ethereum is all of those plus people that don't understand programming
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 02:44 |
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Stolen from the bitcoin thread:quote:Solidity has far worse problems than not being an advanced research language. Just being a sanely designed normal language would be a big step up. Solidity is so riddled with bizarre design errors it makes PHP 4 look like a work of genius. I don't know how to copy posts with quotes on mobile so go there and thank the original guy who dug up this hn post
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 02:57 |
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Also once you issue a "smart contract" you can never patch it. Hope you coded everything perfectly the first time!
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 03:00 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:just show up to DEFCON with a pad of paper, an analog watch, and one of those old big-rear end camcorders that takes full-size VHS cassettes Nah nah just show up with obscure devices on obscure yet still operating networks (if applicable). Like let's say a gridpad with mobitex modem, one of those mid 80s digital watches that docked onto a keyboard assembly the size of your forearm, and a digital8 camcorder
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 03:03 |
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mrmcd posted:Also once you issue a "smart contract" you can never patch it. Hope you coded everything perfectly the first time! there's going to be an entire smart contract hacking talk at defcon that should be hilarious: https://www.defcon.org/html/defcon-25/dc-25-speakers.html#Karagiannis maskenfreiheit fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Jul 20, 2017 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:there's going to be an entire smart contract hacking talk at defcon that should be hilarious: Lol I hope someone drains an entire ICO live on stage.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 03:12 |
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cool, gchat is now adding %source=hangouts to links so now i get to click a link twice because HEY: WARNING: THIS REDIRECT IS SENDING YOU TO THE SITE YOU WANTED TO GO TO
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i leave my desktop unlocked sometimes. nobody has ever touched it, because they're all deathly afraid of pissing me off. this is the way things should be
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