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RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Trunpdumping on sessions is way bigger news than some old dude dying imho

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/887864613601107972

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:09

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Trumpron

Macrump

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:09

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

That interview is a...woof

oh man

probably would've been better off just not doing it at all

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:09

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

mormonpartyboat posted:

wait uhhh he admitted to knowing about junior's meeting

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:09

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

mormonpartyboat posted:

dogggggggg

bruh

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:09

Agronox: Feb 4, 2005

yeah, if anyone in the thread hasn't actually clicked the link, you absolutely should read this because it's pretty great from paragraph 1 onward

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/19/us/politics/trump-interview-transcript.html

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:09

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

quote:

TRUMP: She was opposing sanctions. She was totally opposed to any sanctions for Russia.

BAKER: When was that?

HABERMAN: Do you remember when that was? I don�t remember that.

_________

TRUMP: I just saw it. I just saw it. She was opposed to sanctions, strongly opposed to sanctions on Russia.

HABERMAN: This is post-Crimea, I�m assuming? Is that what we would be talking about?

TRUMP: I don�t really know. � But in that time. And don�t forget, Crimea was given away during Obama. Not during Trump. In fact, I was on one of the shows, I said they�re exactly right, they didn�t have it as it exactly. But he was � this � Crimea was gone during the Obama administration, and he gave, he allowed it to get away. You know, he can talk tough all he wants, in the meantime he talked tough to North Korea. And he didn�t actually. He didn�t talk tough to North Korea. You know, we have a big problem with North Korea. Big. Big, big. You look at all of the things, you look at the line in the sand. The red line in the sand in Syria. He didn�t do the shot. I did the shot. Had he done that shot, he wouldn�t have had � had he done something dramatic, because if you remember, they had a tremendous gas attack after he made that statement. Much bigger than the one they had with me.

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:09

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

mormonpartyboat posted:

for a second I doubted that this was real :lol:

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:10

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Business Gorillas posted:

oh my god between mccain's cancer and trumps interview this is already a great birthday

happy birthday!!!!!

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:10

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Reality Winner posted:

Trunpdumping on sessions is way bigger news than some old dude dying imho

Yup. And not just Sessions, but also Mueller, the Deputy AG, the acting FBI director, and the former FBI director.

And then hinting that the nominated FBI director will be his lapdog.

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:10

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

alpha male gorilla mindset idol:

"the french president holds my hands i enjoy it ever so much"

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:10

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Reality Winner posted:

Trunpdumping on sessions is way bigger news than some old dude dying imho

what was this

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:10

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Business Gorillas posted:

oh my god between mccain's cancer and trumps interview this is already a great birthday

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:10

ShutteredIn: Mar 24, 2005; El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

You know, he can talk tough all he wants, in the meantime he talked tough to North Korea. And he didn�t actually. He didn�t talk tough to North Korea. You know, we have a big problem with North Korea. Big. Big, big.

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:10

slouch: Mar 10, 2009

Spoeank posted:

ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DIFFERENT UNIFORMS

100,000 different uniforms

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:10

386-SX 25Mhz VGA: Jan 14, 2003; (C) American Megatrends Inc.,

~picture of Mark Zuckerberg greeting Trump and Macron in Paris~

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:11

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

TRUMP181: [crosstalk]

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:11

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Business Gorillas posted:

what was this

quote:

TRUMP: Look, Sessions gets the job. Right after he gets the job, he recuses himself.

BAKER: Was that a mistake?

TRUMP: Well, Sessions should have never recused himself, and if he was going to recuse himself, he should have told me before he took the job, and I would have picked somebody else.

HABERMAN: He gave you no heads up at all, in any sense?

TRUMP: Zero. So Jeff Sessions takes the job, gets into the job, recuses himself. I then have � which, frankly, I think is very unfair to the president. How do you take a job and then recuse yourself? If he would have recused himself before the job, I would have said, �Thanks, Jeff, but I can�t, you know, I�m not going to take you.� It�s extremely unfair, and that�s a mild word, to the president. So he recuses himself. I then end up with a second man, who�s a deputy.

HABERMAN: Rosenstein.

TRUMP: Who is he? And Jeff hardly knew. He�s from Baltimore.

quote:

TRUMP: So, now what happens is, he leaves the office. Rosenstein leaves the office. The next day, he is appointed special counsel. I said, what the hell is this all about? Talk about conflicts? But he was interviewing for the job. There were many other conflicts that I haven�t said, but I will at some point. So Jeff Sessions, Jeff Sessions gave some bad answers.

HABERMAN: You mean at the hearing?

TRUMP: Yeah, he gave some answers that were simple questions and should have been simple answers, but they weren�t. He then becomes attorney general, and he then announces he�s going to recuse himself. Why wouldn�t he have told me that before?

HABERMAN: Why do you think it was? What do you think it was?

TRUMP: I don�t know.

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GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

reading trump interviews is like when I'd try to play WoW after taking ambien

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:11

gregday: May 23, 2003

the red line in the sand

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:12

zakkro: May 29, 2015

This has been a pretty good hump day

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:12

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

I'm only 31, but all I care about in life now is living long enough to see the piss tape

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:12

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

GrimGypsy posted:

reading trump interviews is like when I'd try to play WoW after taking ambien

yeah, I have difficulty reading or listening to dialogue from him for an extended period. it's just nonsensical and it makes my head feel heavy

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:12

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Nichael posted:

So, we're having a good time. C-SPAM is doing great.

i have decided 2 stop being even a lil nit charitable or respectful toward people who do not care whether i live or die yet declare themselves my rightful governor and i hope one day you will feel that way too

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:12

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

how long is the respectable mainstream discourse going to be able to pretend this man is lucid lol

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:12

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

gently caress his word salad is giving me an onset delay glioblastoma that ill feel 30 years from now if im not nuclear ash

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:12

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Al! posted:

i have decided 2 stop being even a lil nit charitable or respectful toward people who do not care whether i live or die yet declare themselves my rightful governor and i hope one day you will feel that way too

but I do?

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:13

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

I cannot emphasize enough how important it is that you read this interview because it is like a hundred levels beyond parody

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:13

gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/JesseLehrich/status/887886624335446017

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:13

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

the interview is amazzinnnggg

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:14

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

im still laughing at "He didn�t do the shot. I did the shot. "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEy4OUeZs4&t=11s

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:14

passionate dongs: May 23, 2001; Snitchin' is Bitchin'

so is the [garbled] just incomprehensible poo poo coming out of trumps mouth

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:14

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

also trump's brain is gone

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:14

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://twitter.com/becket/status/887885091585667074

:gay:

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:15

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

maddow and o'donnell seemed to think that the sessions bash session was going to matter in some sense, but I doubt it

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:15

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

sexpig by night posted:

https://twitter.com/bad_takes/status/887866212171997185

Does anyone remeber that episode of Batman The Animated Series where Mad Hatter traps Batman in a dream-like state. At first Bruce is confused but he rolls with it. Eventually he realizes there's no way this poo poo is real so he jumps off a bell tower to his death only to wake up in Mad Hatter's lair?

That's where this is headed right?

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:16