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If only Jim Varney were still alive to give the dedicated actor treatment that playing Donald Trump, President, is going to require in the eventual movie about his presidency.
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CrcleSqreSanchz posted:If only Jim Varney were still alive to give the dedicated actor treatment that playing Donald Trump, President, is going to require in the eventual movie about his presidency. We got something better Larry the Cable Guy
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Jul 20, 2017 05:37
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Madcosby posted:TRUMP: I would say yeah. I would say yes. By the way, I would say, I don’t — I don’t — I mean, it’s possible there’s a condo or something, so, you know, I sell a lot of condo units, and somebody from Russia buys a condo, who knows? TRUMP: I don't make money from Russia, In fact I put out a letter saying that I don't make from one of the most highly respected law firms accounting firms.
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Jul 20, 2017 05:51
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Tumble posted:so basically by next monday, Trump will claim "We were just so close, so so so close, it was going to pass, the healthcare repeal was. I had been saying how close we were because it was just about to pass with a tremendous amount of votes except John McCain had gotten brain cancer and so I sent him a really great card and we had to wait because we were just so close, maybe less than a vote shy but you know cancer is just so so bad." 
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Jul 20, 2017 05:52
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Vintage McCain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrnRU3ocIH4
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CrcleSqreSanchz posted:If only Jim Varney were still alive to give the dedicated actor treatment that playing Donald Trump, President, is going to require in the eventual movie about his presidency. Jim Varney, George Carlin, John Candy, Chris Farley... They would all have to be in this movie and it would win all the awards.
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Jul 20, 2017 06:03
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"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno." -John McCain.
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Jul 20, 2017 06:06
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno." Idgi that doesn't even mske sny sense
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Jul 20, 2017 06:07
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The lol comes from McCain thinking that was funny/appropriate. Oh and Chelsea was 18 years old at the time.
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Jul 20, 2017 06:09
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Idgi that doesn't even mske sny sense lmaooo
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Jul 20, 2017 06:11
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Lime Tonics posted:Democrats file no confidence resolution against Trump, listing 88 reasons why he is unfit to serve as President LOL, 88 
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Jul 20, 2017 06:11
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Idgi that doesn't even mske sny sense the joke makes total sense, it's not a terrible joke, it's just not very appropriate!
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Jul 20, 2017 06:14
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Stefan Prodan posted:the joke makes total sense, it's not a terrible joke, it's just not very appropriate! Please explain it for me then
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Jul 20, 2017 06:15
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lol I'm gettin trolled but whatever the joke has many punchlines: that janet reno is ugly, that hillary clinton is unfaithful, and that she cheated on bill with janet reno (who is a man LOL) I mean it's not super hilarious but it's a joke that at least has a punchline, I have heard way worse jokes
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Jul 20, 2017 06:17
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Stefan Prodan posted:lol I'm gettin trolled but whatever How csn a joke have many punchlines? It just seems unfocused to me.
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Jul 20, 2017 06:18
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that's true, we don't have the technology for multi-punchline jokes yet maybe someday the main punchline is "father", it's misdirection you're supposed to hear "Janet reno is her ____" and think you got the joke but then you hear father and go ha ha oh I get it janet reno's a man wasn't expecting that, good joke dad
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Jul 20, 2017 06:20
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Lol, "look at me!!!", "am I not posting lols?!?", "no, you're derailing a thread", ":downssmuggo:" #57Dchinesecheckersatanarby'sdrive-thru Suck my god drat balls.
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Jul 20, 2017 06:25
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Get well soon
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Jul 20, 2017 06:27
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TotalLossBrain posted:Get well soon
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Jul 20, 2017 06:27
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i'm giving the benefit of the doubt and assuming oxballs is just autistic and not actively trolling in this one particular instance if I'm getting trolled then oh no I got mightily pwned i guess
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Jul 20, 2017 06:28
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NotWearingPants posted:TRUMP: I don't make money from Russia, In fact I put out a letter saying that I don't make from one of the most highly respected law firms accounting firms. #withfewexceptions
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Jul 20, 2017 06:38
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president piss baby
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Jul 20, 2017 06:39
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quote:Trump tells a crowd at CPAC that Putin sent him a present during Miss Universe with a note and he “spoke to all of his people.” quote:“We just left Moscow,” Trump said. “He could not have been nicer. He was so nice and so everything. But you have to give him credit that what he’s doing for that country in terms of their world prestige is very strong.” quote:Speaking at the National Press Club, Trump says he spoke “indirectly and directly” with Putin at Miss Universe. quote:Trump tells Jeffrey Lord of the American Spectator that Putin treated him “unbelievably well” during Miss Universe and cites Putin to say the term “American exceptionalism” is a “dangerous term.” quote:Trump tells the Daily Mail about his relationship with Putin: “the relationship is great, and it would be great if I had the position I should have.” quote:Trump answers “yes,” when asked by Fox News' Sean Hannity if he’s had any contact with Vladimir Putin. quote:Trump says he’d get along well with Putin: quote:Trump tells conservative radio host Michael Savage he’s met Vladimir Putin. quote:Told Bill O’Reilly that Putin was his “stablemate” on 60 Minutes. Our president is so unbelievably pathetic, lol Play fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Jul 20, 2017 |
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Jul 20, 2017 06:41
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sloppo posted:president piss baby The Ghost of Chris Farley IS...President Piss Baby /movie voice
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Jul 20, 2017 06:44
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Silent majority please stay silent
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my new dog posted:Silent majority please stay silent I'm not saying you should kill yourselves or anything but it sure is quiet that way. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 20, 2017 07:00
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Hey... Hey Donny how's the wall project coming along. What about the health care. What about the making america great and not have the world laughing at u. Haha
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Catastrophe posted:Vintage McCain I remember this and it shows how hosed R voters were even back then. Not a fan of McCain but omfg how far the right has fallen 
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Jul 20, 2017 07:15
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Feminasty Slut posted:I'm not saying you should kill yourselves or anything but it sure is quiet that way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAApJ1nHX2w
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Jul 20, 2017 07:21
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The best balls are Doctor Dogballs, in BYOB where things are chill and good and cool. When you have had your fill of LOLs at Dorito Jam-Jam Temp, come hang with cool and good friends in BYOB!
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Jul 20, 2017 07:34
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my new dog posted:Silent majority please stay silent This should be a new global forums rule
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Jul 20, 2017 07:41
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Kak posted:McCain has brain cancer. That's what politics does to ya 
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Jul 20, 2017 08:49
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https://twitter.com/jessica_roy/sta...ber%3D2%23pti20
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Jul 20, 2017 08:52
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Let us not forget in the light of McCain's personal tragedy that he's a poo poo
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Jul 20, 2017 09:17
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Play posted:Our president is so unbelievably pathetic, lol And so smart.
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Jul 20, 2017 09:18
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I like to believe the tumor was caused by listening to too much insane dumbass garbage said by Sarah Palin
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here's part of a transcript of the interview https://nyti.ms/2vE3Bbg
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TRUMP: But the Bastille Day parade was — now that was a super-duper — O.K. I mean, that was very much more than normal. They must have had 200 planes over our heads. Normally you have the planes and that’s it, like the Super Bowl parade. And everyone goes crazy, and that’s it. That happened for — and you know what else that was nice? It was limited. You know, it was two hours, and the parade ended. It didn’t go a whole day. They didn’t go crazy. You don’t want to leave, but you have to. Or you want to leave, really. These things are going on all day. It was a two-hour parade. They had so many different zones. Maybe 100,000 different uniforms, different divisions, different bands. Then we had the retired, the older, the ones who were badly injured. The whole thing, it was an incredible thing.
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Jose posted:That happened for — and you know what else that was nice? It was limited. You know, it was two hours, and the parade ended. It didn’t go a whole day. They didn’t go crazy. You don’t want to leave, but you have to. Or you want to leave, really. wat
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