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The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

avoiding grammatical gender by using an unpronounceable word is also hilarious

how do you not get this

It can be pronounced it just requires a glottal stop. Which Spanish speakers don't use as far as I know.

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

avoiding grammatical gender by using an unpronounceable word is also hilarious

how do you not get this

Xe's right

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

What if I wanna gently caress an avocado but not in a gay way?

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

mrmcd posted:

What if I wanna gently caress an avocado but not in a gay way?

do it from the top but make sure the pit doesnt touch your dick otherwise in two weeks youll be laying across bar tops letting strange men drink liquor out of your navel

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Agnosticnixie posted:

In all fairness, saying the confederates sort of won isn't exactly wrong given the aftermath of the moderate gop and the dems canning reconstruction. It's just less in your face than having a literal grey blob of plantations south of the Potomac

loving lol

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
This should have been about how, as the North started to look like they were winning, a League of Nations composed of a bunch of European powers steps in and deploys peacekeepers to "keep the peace", locking the north and south in an ugly stalemate which devastates their economies, leaving both dependent on European capital and goods, bringing both into massive debt, and forcing them to sell off their natural resources to repay it. European peacekeepers are essentially above the law and establish camptowns full of trafficked war widows and slaves to serve them.

OXBALLS DOT COM has issued a correction as of 01:14 on Jul 20, 2017

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Taintrunner posted:

It's the press doing free marketing for big corporate properties now, since the black stormtrooper in Star Wars and female Ghostbusters. Because "internet trolls" is a wholly unquantifiable number and the people on Twitter or Youtube is like, millions upon millions, it's an inherently unquantifiable value of exactly how many people actually are stating these views, and simply living with the reality that on a planet with literal billions of people that of course there are going to be a handful with inane, delusional ideas like a black Stormtrooper ruins Star Wars (they're all clones of a dude with Maori blood, so lol) yet on platforms like Twitter or Youtube are given equal space to "OMG!!! NEW STAR WARS LOOK HYPE!!!!" and there's simply no way to really get your head around just how many Star Wars boycotters there are compared to the vast millions happy to see a new Star Wars movie, so it's easy to point out "Shocker! These Twitter Trolls Are PISSED About Black Star Wars!" and get people angry at some formless mass of people that have no real political or economic power.

One can acquire social capital for "dunking" or "mic dropping" on said "trolls" and personally profits from displaying how so not racist they are, and everyone not in this formless mass gets to feel good that they're better than whomever is supposedly mad about a black guy in Star Wars. It's inherently masturbatory and empty, just as [url="
https://www.buzzfeed.com/alannabennett/cant-bring-us-down?utm_term=.buvAa9oDYY#.qjeMX5E7gg"]12 Ways You Can Support The New "Ghostbusters" Movie Against The Hate Campaign[/url]


Literally spending your hard earned money on a lovely Paul Feig comedy is now a feminist act. Advertising is no longer about reccomending good products for people to spend hard earned money on, (okay, it never was to begin with) but now it's about giving people the feeling that they are being heroic and standing against some injustice by spending money on frivolous luxuries like movie tickets and children's toys. It's a nightmarish and inherently dystopian future where big corporate has completely absorbed revolutionary feminist thought for their own profits. There will always be mad misogynist failsons getting the spotlight, no matter how irrelevant they are, so "journalists" can pretend to be martyrs bringing about a more just society and big corporate can line their pockets even further.

This is a loving top tier post. This is the essence of the thread right here, #brands co-opting popular causes in search of more dolla dolla bill.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

mrmcd posted:

What if I wanna gently caress an avocado but not in a gay way?

http://oglaf.com/incubus/ (not necessarily :nws: but the comic often is)

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

The Kingfish posted:

It can be pronounced it just requires a glottal stop. Which Spanish speakers don't use as far as I know.

It's a terrible car crash of a word linguistically overall, basically. Most uses of 'x' to imply ambiguity or neutrality are.

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

This should have been about how, as the North started to look like they were winning, a League of Nations composed of a bunch of European powers steps in and deploys peacekeepers to "keep the peace", locking the north and south in an ugly stalemate which devastates their economies, leaving both dependent on European capital and goods, bringing both into massive debt, and forcing them to sell off their natural resources to repay it. European peacekeepers are essentially above the law and establish camptowns full of trafficked war widows and slaves to serve them.

you could tell an interesting story about how a more successful French-led European invasion of Mexico, maybe combined with Britain staying out of the Crimean War and avoiding the Sepoy Rebellion, spiraled into a full scale intervention in the Civil War. There's evidence such an intervention was one of Napoleon III's reasons for the Mexican invasion in the first place. but that would require nuance, research, a willingness to portray the european colonial empires as forces of oppression and iniquity, etc.

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

I'm just tired of how so much alt history is always reactionary. It's always about the British defeating the Revolution, the South winning the Civil War, Nazis winning world war two or I've noticed in the last decade the Western allies nuking and invading the Soviet Union after they keep heading West

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
I kind of want to see an alt history that's like "what if America won World War 3" and describes how things are so totally different. An alt-history book inside an alt-history book.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


KomradeX posted:

I'm just tired of how so much alt history is always reactionary. It's always about the British defeating the Revolution, the South winning the Civil War, Nazis winning world war two or I've noticed in the last decade the Western allies nuking and invading the Soviet Union after they keep heading West

Tbf a classless, moneyless society would be a pretty boring show

Like star trek without the scifi and uniform based caste system

SickZip
Jul 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

KomradeX posted:

I'm just tired of how so much alt history is always reactionary. It's always about the British defeating the Revolution, the South winning the Civil War, Nazis winning world war two or I've noticed in the last decade the Western allies nuking and invading the Soviet Union after they keep heading West

Read The Iron Dream.

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

Bro Dad posted:

Tbf a classless, moneyless society would be a pretty boring show

Like star trek without the scifi and uniform based caste system

But you don't habe to set it than. You set your show up yeah communism had swept mainland Europe, now the drama is how they build these societies. How are dealing with internal resistance and civil wars, the UK can have a 3 way Civil War between the government, leftists and the Irish seeking independence. How are they dealing with their colonial holdings, how are they dealing with Moscow that wanrs to be the leaders of global socialism versus everyone else that is approaching it differently. How are they dealing with inter factional disputes and the list bastion of global capitalism The United States.

There's plenty of drama to be had in this kind of situation

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
https://twitter.com/nationalparke/status/888113783305928704

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

KomradeX posted:

But you don't habe to set it than. You set your show up yeah communism had swept mainland Europe, now the drama is how they build these societies. How are dealing with internal resistance and civil wars, the UK can have a 3 way Civil War between the government, leftists and the Irish seeking independence. How are they dealing with their colonial holdings, how are they dealing with Moscow that wanrs to be the leaders of global socialism versus everyone else that is approaching it differently. How are they dealing with inter factional disputes and the list bastion of global capitalism The United States.

There's plenty of drama to be had in this kind of situation

You might like Kaisereich, but you'd have to get into HOI to play it

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/ajplus/status/888136675590787072

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Is "functioning adult" an option, please

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
No Nick Mullen option wtf

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Star War's

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005
*staring at keyboard and sweating profusely* star wars's?..star war's'...star's wars...

Woozy
Jan 3, 2006
I know not with what weapons the second Civil War will be fought, but the third Civil War will be fought with speeches from women.

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

Dreddout posted:

You might like Kaisereich, but you'd have to get into HOI to play it

Yeah I did get HOI4 during the steam sale so I might have to

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

KomradeX posted:

Yeah I did get HOI4 during the steam sale so I might have to

It's actually straight up better than the base game in just about every way and you get dank memes


Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
P&G knows black people (featuring Facebook)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s20ePvTaME

mbt
Aug 13, 2012


holy poo poo the only comment on this vid

quote:

Honestly, I know it'll be looked down upon, but I do wish I was black. Their whole culture is just so much more interesting and fun. I hate being so white. I hate 'talking white.' I feel so looked down upon by black people too sometimes. I think it's dumb how there are so many boundaries for white people that there aren't for black propel socially. Like black people can be rude about white and black races and not be looked down upon. They're so much wittier and the way they talk is so much more, for lack of a better word, fashionable. I think black dark skin looks prettier. I've only dated black girls. And I feel drawn to hangout with them because I wish I could be more like them honestly. And I know that I should accept my own identity and be proud to be white, but there's just something about being black that just seems better. I hate being from a privileged family too. I feel looked down upon and unaccepted to some extent. Like left out of the black club. I think I'm drawn to hanging out with them more than white people because I want to be accepted by them as well as wanting to be able to be part of their culture without being frowned upon.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Meyers-Briggs Testicle posted:

holy poo poo the only comment on this vid

that's some get out poo poo

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

also probably a gag lol

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
why not more, to keep pace with inflation?

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Baron Munchausen, and then I go around telling everyone how I solved the Marvel Civil War with two shoe strings and an old cheese.

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
people who were never taught s' annoy me

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
That and people who use 's for plurals

WINNINGHARD
Oct 4, 2014

the plural of whopper junior is whoppers junior, NOT whopper juniors

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
whopper jr

WINNINGHARD
Oct 4, 2014

goofus: "id like five whopper juniors"
gallant: "id like five whoppers junior"

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
I feel very...'safe', taking Uber

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
tfw you accidentally start a loud song on your phone without plugging your headphones all the way into the jack and your Uber driver reflexively blows your brains across the rear windshield

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
uber offered its VIP app version (free rides for life) to anwar al-awlaki's family

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