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ImpAtom posted:"News at 11" also happened. When I was growing up there would be 'upcoming news' alerts during commerical breaks which would basically amount to "We got poo poo to report on, the news is at 11." (Well, 11/10/whatever the hell time your personal news was.) You know how people say "I could care less" or "for all intensive purposes?" Yeah.
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Here we would say "More at 11" because between 8 and 9 there would be a 20 second read of the headlines in one of the ad breaks, and the phrase was to let you know those headlines would be expanded upon during the actual nightly news show. But I guess regional and temporal differences in the sting of late night news is exactly the same as an eggcorn.
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Calaveron posted:I mean Plastic Man walked up to Superman and called him a fascist shithead to his face, then proceeded to free a whole lot of people they had imprisoned after literally flipping Supes the bird Yeah, all the super-powerful fascists were kind of cringing in fear that he had shown up. More. 
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 Cave Carson #10. Tooth Bane would make a pretty great av.
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Ultimates #9 Evil supercosmic concepts are having a discussion. Then there's a door?  
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Same issue: Ms. America opens a portal to the infamous punch dimension.
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That's the dimension where Cyclops' eyebeams come from. You know, the one that his eyeballs are a portal to.
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That explains so much. Particularly why it feels like my eyeballs have been punched in the face when I go outside.
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zoux posted:That's the dimension where Cyclops' eyebeams come from. You know, the one that his eyeballs are a portal to. I suppose it's lucky she aimed that portal right and didn't pop out of Cyclops' face.
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TwoPair posted:I suppose it's lucky she aimed that portal right and didn't pop out of Cyclops' face. Eyebeams don't work when you're dead.
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Maybe his eyes were closed?
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Adnor posted:Same issue: 
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Lurdiak posted:Eyebeams don't work when you're dead. Wait did young Cyke bite it recently? I'm behind on X books.
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I started to write a post about whether or not Present-day Cyke being dead means that Young Cyke is sort of dead too but just hasn't caught up to it yet, but then I started to try and unravel what pulling the Young X-men into the future and leaving them there means to the timeline and now I have a nosebleed. It didn't actually change anything about he past, did it? Like everyone still remembers all the stuff that happened after they were boosted forward, even if they never get the chance to do that now? 
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No, they are more or less split from the timeline completely at this point.
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Unless you are literally being paid to do so, it is not worth the trouble to make sense of the X-men timelines. Just assume everything is more or less ok until and unless the writer at that moment is telling you otherwise.
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Ashcans posted:I started to write a post about whether or not Present-day Cyke being dead means that Young Cyke is sort of dead too but just hasn't caught up to it yet, but then I started to try and unravel what pulling the Young X-men into the future and leaving them there means to the timeline and now I have a nosebleed. You're assuming the young people pulled forward are from the same universe as the older X-men. Multiverses make anything possible.
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mind the walrus posted:Unless you are literally being paid to do so, it is not worth the trouble to make sense of the X-men timelines. Just assume everything is more or less ok until and unless the writer at that moment is telling you otherwise. I would add that even if you're explicitly being paid by Marvel to write X-Men books you still don't need to understand it or care
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ghosthorse posted:I would add that even if you're explicitly being paid by Marvel to write X-Men books you still don't need to understand it or care Yeah, just jam together a bunch of pseudoscience words until it sounds cool and roll with it.
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ghosthorse posted:I would add that even if you're explicitly being paid by Marvel to write X-Men books you still don't need to understand it or care
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What would happen if young and old cyclops had a staring contest? Just constant punching on an infinite loop?
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Cyclops is immune to his own eyebeams.
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So he can't jack off using his eye beams? *crumples up paper and throws in the trash*
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Push El Burrito posted:So he can't jack off using his eye beams? He could blast some kind of turbine that would power a contraption hooked up to his dick
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Push El Burrito posted:So he can't jack off using his eye beams? No. He's also immune to his brothers energy blasts, so you can bin that second idea of yours too.
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McCloud posted:No. He's also immune to his brothers energy blasts, so you can bin that second idea of yours too. Not being a mutant, is Corsair immune to the blasts?
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Skwirl posted:Not being a mutant, is Corsair immune to the blasts? He's at the very least immune to child support bills.
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I am very sorry I had two replies open at the same time and boy I hosed it up. But hey it is funny so I guess I'll uh leave it? So I was looking for a drop cloth online and apparently I'm an idiot for using it to prevent paint spills, you should use it to make weird house umbrellas and curtains: https://www.amazon.com/Purpose-Canvas-Cotton-Drop-Cloth/dp/B00TIXP6EU ByAngon November 15, 2015 Verified Purchase Perfect for my patio, perfect outdoor curtains!  Wow! This is a lot of canvas fabric! ... ByDROUSEon March 28, 2015 Verified Purchase Wow! This is a lot of canvas fabric! I'm using them to make curtains. So I washed and dried them as suggested from a previous review. They come out a lot smaller. But still plenty of material for what I need. Now I ironed one drop cloth for 2 hours if that tells you anything! I'm going to paint them and line them. We'll see how it goes. (blah blah use it as a tarp attached to a house)  5.0 out of 5 starsTe perfect drop cloth to use as a tablecloth ByE. KIRKHAMon March 13, 2017 Verified Purchase I love this drop cloth. I have purchased many drop cloths to use as outdoor tablecloths for winery events and this one is the best by far. It is medium weight (10 ounces) so not as heavy as some of the others that I've purchased. The seam runs length wise, evenly down the middle. It is stitched with a reddish brown thread which I like. It makes a nice decorative detail on the "tablecloth." The hems are likewise stitched with the same thread. This is the most stylish cloth we've found. I'm purchasing these for all of our outdoor tables. Bozart fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Jul 21, 2017 |
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That's my favorite issue of X-men.
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I know this is the funny panels no edits thread but does anyone have the edit of darkseid sitting in a chair saying "you're back from outer space" "and you just found this look on my face" ? I looked for it on GIS for awhile and could not locate it (but I found its source, which is not funny in particular).
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Doea anyone have any other funny house tip panels?
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Alas, no exciting new uses for drop-cloths, just a snake-woman.
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Lurdiak posted:He's at the very least immune to child support bills. This is a good post.
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Corsair doesn't know poo poo about his son e: Found a better source Zeeman fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Jul 21, 2017 |
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Hello just dropping by to remind everybody that DC publishes a full comic ad for KFC yearly and it is amazing
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They did an alternate dimension Evil Colonel, which implies a KFC multiverse.
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Is there one where KFC is not poo poo?
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