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Hemingway To Go! posted:people hated the prequels long before rlm did a video, they didn't trick anyone into anything. like these assholes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odJWMxjWQoo Rich Evans looks like Pete Campbell from Mad Men lol
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:54 |
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Schweinhund posted:you think youre so tough on the internet, try saying that to my face buddy STAR WARS IS LAME! 😛
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:55 |
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Valerian was a mediocre sci-fi movie. The special effects were neat, the script subpar, the acting was serviceable...ish (but the main character sounds like a younger Keanu Reeves at times, which made for some unintentionally fun moments), but ultimately Luc Besson needs more people telling him no. Way too many scenes go on too long because he wants to show this SO COOL SPACE poo poo, which has absolutely no point. An entire subplot of the movie exists for no reason other than to show you alien stripper Rihanna. The whole segment ends with all the extra characters dying, and none of it has any effect on the overall plot. But hey, it looked pretty.
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Baronjutter posted:And he was reunited with his pacific rim science buddy again too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BNjJutK_4A
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 10:34 |
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Shinjobi posted:Valerian was a mediocre sci-fi movie. I read on twitter there was an unfinised effects shot, with editing info and stuff left on it. I mean, twitter.... but I would like to see that. The leaked early cut of the first wolverine movie with the flat shaded CGI bi planes and poo poo was hilarious.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 12:33 |
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One of the best things about prequel hate was in SPACED. Lucasfilm granted them the rights to use music/sound effects and whatever because Season 1 was just chock full of love for Star Wars. Then the prequels come out and season 2 is just non stop making GBS threads on them.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 12:48 |
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Shinjobi posted:Valerian was a mediocre sci-fi movie. So basically it's the Fifth Element again except it lacks Bruce Willis and Mila Jovovich and the 90s interest in science fiction to keep it afloat?
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 18:57 |
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How does Luc Besson keep getting funding
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 19:22 |
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Quantum of Phallus posted:How does Luc Besson keep getting funding The French government gives him loads of cash on top of what Hollywood offers. You see the same thing happening in Australia which is why they've been able to make $100 million plus blockbuster trainwrecks like Gods of Egypt or that Peter Pan movie.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 19:45 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:So basically it's the Fifth Element again except it lacks Bruce Willis and Mila Jovovich and the 90s interest in science fiction to keep it afloat? They both look like weird androgynous babies They look like Hollywood cloned tissue samples of Kate moss
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 20:35 |
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I honestly can't relate to anything where the main cast is under 30.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 20:36 |
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please don't talk poo poo about Cara Delivgne she is absolutely gorgeous. Shame about her new haircut though, looks like eminem right now.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 20:38 |
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She's a poo poo actor
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 20:40 |
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I guess, I haven't noticed cuz I love her face so much. I liked when she was shaking her butt around at the end of Suicide Squad.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 20:42 |
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I'm excited to see Valerian (e: high as poo poo) despite the ghost mummy from suicide squad being in it.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 20:44 |
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a bone to pick posted:please don't talk poo poo about Cara Delivgne she is absolutely gorgeous. She and what's his name both have that spooky fashion model looking thing going on that makes them hard to relate to, so they are both a weird choice for a protagonist. Like they could play a sci fi creature sure, but kids aren't going to project themselves into this movie
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 20:44 |
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Dude in the movie is 31. He looks 21, or 12.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 20:45 |
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I would like to project myself all over Cara Delevingne's body.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 20:46 |
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They both look like 14 year old models with heroin habits, it's weird.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 20:52 |
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My roommate wants to see Valerian, but I'm pretty iffy on it. It looks kinda stupid, and not in a Fifth Element sort of way. Unless there's some secret Ruby Rhod I'm not privy to, I'm not excited to see it. The only part of the trailer that I liked was my slow realization that the song was a dramatic orchestral arrangement of Gangsta's Paradise.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 20:57 |
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SpacePig posted:The only part of the trailer that I liked was my slow realization that the song was a dramatic orchestral arrangement of Gangsta's Paradise. Hahaha me and my friend turned to each other at the exact same moment when we realised that
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 20:58 |
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Entropic posted:They both look like 14 year old models with heroin habits, it's weird. EXACTLY, somebody in hollywood has a major fetish for that and it ruins a LOT of movies. Contrast that with mark hammil and Carrie fisher in Star Wars, two nice normal relatable characters you could project yourself into as the pro-tag-o-nist
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 20:58 |
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They actually look human. Amazing really.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 21:00 |
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Entropic posted:They both look like 14 year old models with heroin habits, it's weird. Well that is Luc Besson's type.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 21:01 |
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Here she is eating very spicy wings, new haircut looks awful https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFy3rEG91OU
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 21:11 |
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DoctorStrangelove posted:Well that is Luc Besson's type.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 21:12 |
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naem posted:EXACTLY, somebody in hollywood has a major fetish for that and it ruins a LOT of movies. But Carrie Fisher had a heroin addiction, Ford got high all the time, and Hamill's face got blended with pavement and needed to be rebuilt.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 21:15 |
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And owned the galaxy's largest bong
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 21:19 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:But Carrie Fisher had a heroin addiction, Ford got high all the time, and Hamill's face got blended with pavement and needed to be rebuilt. Yeah but they don't LOOK like it lol I'm luke skywalker creepy drug weirdo. I'm Han Solo a weirdo drug model. Let's go rescue princess Weirdo Drugs *all three of them stare blankly at the camera weirdly*
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 21:23 |
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a bone to pick posted:Here she is eating very spicy wings, new haircut looks awful what is with pretty famous women and loving atrocious haircuts.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 21:53 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:what is with pretty famous women and loving atrocious haircuts. At some point in her life, every woman gets a strong urge to cut her hair hella short. 99% of the time she's better off ignoring that urge because she can't pull it off even if she's super attractive. See: Kaley Cuoco, Myley Cyrus, Katy Perry, every woman you've ever known who's done this and then you have to tell her it looks good to be polite but then you talk poo poo about it when she's not around
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 21:58 |
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i saw a picture of this gorgeous woman and couldn't recognize her (it was a bunch of pictures of women some rapper dated). then i was like holy poo poo that's amber rose. she looked so much better with the full head of hair. tho she has to stick as a bleached baldy since it's her trademark.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 22:04 |
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If I had to guess, it's probably a choice by their management agencies to get more eyes on them. Gossip rags start posting articles about so-and-so's "rebellious" new look or whatever, and it just so happens to coincide with the release of a new movie or album or something. I'm not saying they don't want to hairstyle themselves, or that maybe it isn't occasionally their own decisions, but any fashion change to basically anybody in the public eye is just to get people talking about them,
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 22:12 |
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Listening to a bunch of 30-something neckbearded goon schumcks give out haircut advice to young beautiful women is endlessly tiresome and happens all the loving time. Just stop. no one cares. Stop.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 22:14 |
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naem posted:They both look like weird androgynous babies Are they escaping a giant maze? Or fighting to the death in a forest-wide arena? Or cuckolding a werewolf?
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 22:14 |
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Old Story posted:Listening to a bunch of 30-something neckbearded goon schumcks give out haircut advice to young beautiful women is endlessly tiresome and happens all the loving time. Just stop. no one cares. Stop. so do you have one of those half shaved heads that were the rage for awhile or what.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 22:24 |
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Max Landis has the perfect haircut.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 22:26 |
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Really short hair looks fine on most people, specially models. My friend shaved her head a few months ago just to dress up like the girl from stranger things and now it's just a couple inches and looks good. Also in that video she seems to have some life behind her eyes and is a living human, the 2 mains in city of a thousand planets look drugged, they got that fluoride stare.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 22:28 |
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-Here is how you become beautiful. 1. Watch star wars Wait im sorry this is a recipe for dying alone.
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Uh oh. Is it too late to unwatch star wars?
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