NCAA Offseason N/V: Home of the Bad Boy Mowers Gasparilla Bowl (awaiting Shark Bowl)

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vyst: Aug 25, 2009

iospace posted:

Watching Ohio State get dumpstered gave me much joy.

# ? Jul 20, 2017 23:51

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# ? May 11, 2024 23:31

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

I mean we say that but who seems like they'll challenge in the Big 10 this year?

# ? Jul 20, 2017 23:52

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Wisconsin, Michigan, or Penn State. Maybe Nebraska.

# ? Jul 20, 2017 23:55

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

I hope USC is in the playoff

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:10

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

iospace posted:

Wisconsin, Michigan, or Penn State. Maybe Nebraska.

Michigan and Nebraska lost a lot of dudes. They won't top 3rd in their divisions.

Northwestern is running it back, they'll be pretty good this year

e: I really hate Wisconsin is successful despite using only 5 offensive plays. its infuriating and boring

Nissin Cup Nudist fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Jul 21, 2017

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:13

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

a neat cape posted:

I hope USC is in the playoff

I hope FSU and USC meet in the playoffs!

They haven't played since like 98 or so.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:20

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

I hope the Big 12 continues their tradition of not being in the Playoff.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:23

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

I loved what I saw from USC in that bowl game and the end of the year shutting down Washington. Not really sure what they lost but Darnold seems like a top draft pick and that goes so far in this sport unless you're UNC. Schedule is very manageable, get Stanford at home in week 2 and their only tough road game will be Colorado late in the year, although Colorado kinda came across as a fluke to me so they may just need to get through Stanford (and Texas the week after) and they might be set for the POs.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:25

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

iospace posted:

I hope the Big 12 continues their tradition of not being in the Playoff.

I'd rather have OU or somebody than yet another Big 10 team getting humiliated by playing a good team.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:25

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

the big 12 will win the national title

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:26

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Metapod posted:

the ACC will win the national title

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:26

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

iospace posted:

I hope the Big 12 continues their tradition of not being in the Playoff.

nah I want Holgo to win the Natty

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:26

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

Randaconda posted:

In a surprise twist and as a giant gently caress you to everyone, CPJ will lead GT to a national title.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:31

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Scarf posted:

In a surprise twist and as a giant gently caress you to everyone, CPJ will lead GT to a national title.

...I'd be ok with that.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:36

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

https://twitter.com/YahooForde/status/888177801492393985

:suspense:

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:37

Traitorous Leopard: Jul 20, 2009

Benne posted:

https://twitter.com/YahooForde/status/888177801492393985

It's about time, y'all. God bless.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:38

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

Who's in line for the interim title if he goes?

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:40

Traitorous Leopard: Jul 20, 2009

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Who's in line for the interim title if he goes?

Matt Luke, I think.

Maybe they'll wanna start the penance ASAP and throw Croom on a plane immediately.

e: Or bring Tommy "Pine Box" Tubbs back

e2: Resigned. Effective immediately. https://twitter.com/OleMissFB/status/888182930476081152

Traitorous Leopard fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Jul 21, 2017

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:42

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

https://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/888183338464198656

Colonel Reb is cryin

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:48

Mr. World: May 6, 2007; Working undercover for the man . . .

Benne posted:

https://twitter.com/YahooForde/status/888177801492393985

I cannot wait until that sanctimonious fucker is out of the SEC. :pray:

edit:

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

https://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/888183338464198656

Colonel Reb is cryin

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:49

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

https://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/888183338464198656

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

https://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/888183338464198656

Ahahahaha what a great offseason

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:50

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

This is going to own

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:51

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

HOOKERS!!!

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/sec/2017/07/20/ole-miss-coach-hugh-freeze-called-number-tied-escort-service/498056001/

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:52

Hed: Mar 31, 2004; Fun Shoe

Haha wow, I texted one of my friends who went there to talk some smack and he actually played with Luke. Didn't realize he was a former player.
Also drat I wish Finebaum was still on the air at this hour.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:52

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

a sad day in college football

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:53

RumbleFish: Dec 20, 2007

I'm just shocked.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:54

Mr. World: May 6, 2007; Working undercover for the man . . .

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

HOOKERS!!!

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/sec/2017/07/20/ole-miss-coach-hugh-freeze-called-number-tied-escort-service/498056001/

I'm wondering how long until we get a Falwell-esque "I have sinnned!" speech. :allears:

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:56

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

POINT ME TO OLE MISS' BOARDS IMMEDIATELY PLEASE

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:57

alpha_destroy: Mar 23, 2010; Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

HOOKERS!!!

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/sec/2017/07/20/ole-miss-coach-hugh-freeze-called-number-tied-escort-service/498056001/

USA Today breaks poo poo? Wow. I had no idea.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:57

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Mr. World posted:

I'm wondering how long until we get a Falwell-esque "I have sinnned!" speech.

That was Jimmy Swaggart. You'd have never pried those words out of Falwell's mouth.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 00:57

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

When you try to bust a Nutt, but the Nutt busts you...

# ? Jul 21, 2017 01:00

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

Mr. World posted:

I'm wondering how long until we get a Falwell-esque "I have sinnned!" speech.

Actually he was escorting her toward a personal relationship with Jesus Christ

# ? Jul 21, 2017 01:00

TheAlmightyFrog: Oct 7, 2007; squeeeak

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

HOOKERS!!!

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/sec/2017/07/20/ole-miss-coach-hugh-freeze-called-number-tied-escort-service/498056001/

Wonder if Louisville needs a new recruiting coordinator?

# ? Jul 21, 2017 01:01

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Nutt bitch-smacking Freeze and Ole Miss with this info is god-like behavior.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 01:03

Hed: Mar 31, 2004; Fun Shoe

Does this cost the Ole Miss AD his job?

# ? Jul 21, 2017 01:03

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

How do you not have a Dauber who handles the prostitutes for your recruits?

# ? Jul 21, 2017 01:04

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

How do you not have a god drat burner phone when you make as much as they do. loving cheap rear end gets what he deserves for doing that with a work phone.

Neil Armbong fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Jul 21, 2017

# ? Jul 21, 2017 01:07

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

Especially after what happened to, of all people, Houston Nutt

# ? Jul 21, 2017 01:09

Emron: Aug 2, 2005

Just checking in to say lol @ Hugh "Colossal Horny Dumbass" Freeze

# ? Jul 21, 2017 01:09

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# ? May 11, 2024 23:31

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

iospace posted:

Wisconsin, Michigan, or Penn State. Maybe Nebraska

Lmao what the heck?

OSU was super young last year and has been recruiting circles around the rest of the conference since Meyer got there, they should still be pretty heavy favorites. Penn State should be good again and beat them last year but it was in the goofiest, flukiest way possible. Michigan still has talent but they lost like literally the entire defense, which is what carried them last year. Wisconsin should be pretty good again but I think it's a clear level down.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 01:10

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