NCAA Offseason N/V: Home of the Bad Boy Mowers Gasparilla Bowl (awaiting Shark Bowl)

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LLCoolJD: Dec 8, 2007; Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!

I'm coming out of hibernation only temporarily to say that I am greatly amused at the news out of Oxford, Mississippi. His wife is going to take him to the cleaners.

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Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

I'm so close

now someone find butch Jones with a blow up doll or Malzahn at a furry convention

# ? Jul 21, 2017 02:06

Adun: Apr 15, 2001; Publicola; Fun Shoe

Crazy Ted posted:

An aside: how loving stupid do you have to be to call an escort service from your university-issued phone?

I mean he probably wouldn't have gotten caught if it wasn't for the lawsuit

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pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/ChristophersZen/status/888185434068709376

# ? Jul 21, 2017 02:11

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

A reporter I know says he once called the Freeze house and Jill answered. Hugh wasn't home. He asked her about some event at the high school where Freeze coached, and Jill said she couldn't talk about it because Hugh doesn't believe it's appropriate for a wife to talk to another man while the husband isn't there.

Hiring hookers for high schoolers. Real man oh god.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 02:14

KIM JONG TRILL: Nov 29, 2006; GIN AND JUCHE

Crazy Ted posted:

It's too bad cellphones weren't common in the 80's and 90's because good lord what would an FOIA of a Miami Hurricanes Head Coach's phone have turned up?

Miami is a private university, so uh nothing at all.

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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

KIM JONG TRILL posted:

Miami is a private university, so uh nothing at all.

Gah I forgot that University of Miami is actually private.

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

just saw the freeze news lmao

# ? Jul 21, 2017 02:18

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

tactlessbastard posted:

go on

I just wanted to make a clumsy Pee Tape joke since this is our country now

# ? Jul 21, 2017 02:20

Adun: Apr 15, 2001; Publicola; Fun Shoe

PostNouveau posted:

A reporter I know says he once called the Freeze house and Jill answered. Hugh wasn't home. He asked her about some event at the high school where Freeze coached, and Jill said she couldn't talk about it because Hugh doesn't believe it's appropriate for a wife to talk to another man while the husband isn't there.

Hiring hookers for high schoolers. Real man oh god.

I mean if he actually was hiring hookers for recruits then he will never coach again, right?

# ? Jul 21, 2017 02:20

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Adun posted:

I mean if he actually was hiring hookers for recruits then he will never coach again, right?

Liberty will take him after doing a year on the Christian speaking circuit talking about how wonderful Jesus' forgiveness is.

Those jezebels made him do it you see.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 02:22

Adun: Apr 15, 2001; Publicola; Fun Shoe

PostNouveau posted:

Liberty will take him after doing a year on the Christian speaking circuit talking about how wonderful Jesus' forgiveness is.

Those jezebels made him do it you see.

I think if he called them for myself that'd be true. If he actually called them for a recruit then I'd have to assume he gets show-caused to hell

# ? Jul 21, 2017 02:35

Kidd-Liggit: Sep 6, 2011; You mean I have to go to Philly?

Adun posted:

I mean if he actually was hiring hookers for recruits then he will never coach again, right?

Pitino is still around

# ? Jul 21, 2017 02:35

RC and Moon Pie: May 5, 2011

Kidd-Liggit posted:

Pitino is still around

Dave Bliss is still around.

e: He resigned earlier this year, but Dave Bliss has been gainfully employed post-Baylor.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 02:37

Adun: Apr 15, 2001; Publicola; Fun Shoe

Kidd-Liggit posted:

Pitino is still around

Pitino at least was smart enough to get someone else to call the hookers

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Frinkahedron: Jul 26, 2006; Gobble Gobble

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Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

You guys its so obvious, clearly Freeze thought the number was for Esports, not escorts. He was just trying to get some information on a CoD tournament. That's all.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 02:47

OliverObtuse: Nov 30, 2005; ROCKET FUEL MALT LIQUOR, DAMN!

Saw this on Reddit, had to repost it:

What if I told you, Ole Miss busted more than one Nutt? ESPN 30 for 30 presents Hotty Thotty, the story of Hugh Freeze

https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/6ok8pu/ole_miss_football_coach_hugh_freeze_made_call_to/dki14wb/

# ? Jul 21, 2017 02:48

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

hugh freeze fired for making everyone who sees his name unable to think of anything other than winter puns in a terrible, strained arnold voice for minutes at a time

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Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

I just saw the hugh freeze poo poo ahahahahaha

further proof by the universe that I AM NEVER WRONG

# ? Jul 21, 2017 02:55

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

Raku posted:

I'm so close

now someone find butch Jones with a blow up doll or Malzahn at a furry convention

Please god put bert on a motorcycle

# ? Jul 21, 2017 02:58

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

it will be a complete failure of our media if no one gets a spurrier quote out of this

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Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

just once I'd love one of these guys to actually be so incompetent that he actually didn't realize what he was doing. Like when Hank Hill became a pimp.

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Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Scionix posted:

I just saw the hugh freeze poo poo ahahahahaha

further proof by the universe that I AM NEVER WRONG

Everyone including any sane Ole Miss fans knew they were dirty as poo poo the minute those classes started racking up five stars. The reason for him stepping down is what's hilarious, the fact he's stepping down was beyond expected.

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

col. reb is cryin'

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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

tactlessbastard posted:

Please god put bert on a motorcycle

Turns out there will be a thing involving Bort Bielema and an actual hog

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dirty shrimp money: Jan 8, 2001

Metapod posted:

Freeze should be hired by Miami after this

Nah that circus is temporarily at FAU

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General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

Boy, you win too much somewhere you're not supposed to and the knives come out.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 03:23

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Crotch Bat posted:

Everyone including any sane Ole Miss fans knew they were dirty as poo poo the minute those classes started racking up five stars. The reason for him stepping down is what's hilarious, the fact he's stepping down was beyond expected.

Freeze suddenly turning Bama fans into fierce defenders of the sanctity of the NCAA rulebook and amateurism was funny and I'll miss him for that.

(PS: pay all players)

# ? Jul 21, 2017 03:24

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

General Dog posted:

Boy, you win too much somewhere you're not supposed to and the knives come out.

Haha, you know you never disappoint.

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pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/Local24Jessica/status/888187151472525319

# ? Jul 21, 2017 03:30

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

I am crying from laughing so hard

# ? Jul 21, 2017 03:36

LeeMajors: Jan 20, 2005; I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!

Hey guys whats goi--

:vince:

# ? Jul 21, 2017 03:59

Stunt Rock: Jul 28, 2002; DEATH WISH AT 120 DECIBELS

Well it is certainly an interesting time to be an Ole Miss fan.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 03:59

Stunt Rock: Jul 28, 2002; DEATH WISH AT 120 DECIBELS

I'm not sure if it's funnier if the escorts are for him or for recruits.

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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Stunt Rock posted:

I'm not sure if it's funnier if the escorts are for him or for recruits.

It's way funnier if the escorts are for him. I mean, how funny was the Bobby Petrino mess at Arkansas?

Which reminds me: here's his intro in WikiPedia...

quote:

Robert Patrick Petrino (born March 10, 1961) is an American football coach, former player, and serial adulterer.

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KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

Nobody actually believes they were for recruits right? No way the HC makes that call, you gotta delegate.

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AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

Great title change.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 04:11

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Frinkahedron posted:

Please come back full-time, Thujone.

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D.N. Nation: Feb 1, 2012

all-Rush mixtape posted:

Please come back full-time, Thujone.

Fuckin trackpad, man.

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