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Hockles posted:Is anybody actually happy on the team they are on? Floaty McPylon is a simple Belarussian boy. He doesn't care which team he is on, as long as he's getting paid the big bucks.
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Hockles posted:Is anybody actually happy on the team they are on? I'm oddly satisfied being a career Hurricane.
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Jul 21, 2017 03:40
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Im on my third team and been a scrub on every one
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Jul 21, 2017 03:42
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Hockles posted:Is anybody actually happy on the team they are on? Another day another dollar. 
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We're BACK BABY!aunt jemima posted:Another day another dollar. Hey this guy's a Communist!
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Hockles posted:Is anybody actually happy on the team they are on? being that the rangers are my favorite team, in that way, yes. being that they are terrible, less so
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a good old fashioned superstar shakeup would be fun i think
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End of 2027-28 Season Update NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions San Jose Sharks Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Boston Bruins Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Quayden Aydin -- Boston Bruins Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Quayden Aydin -- Boston Bruins James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Floaty McPylon -- Los Angeles Kings Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Floaty McPylon -- Los Angeles Kings Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) C. Wissmueller -- Edmonton Oilers Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Bavel Bortnik -- San Jose Sharks Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Aejix Dundee -- Minnesota Wild William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Aejix Dundee -- Minnesota Wild Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) M. Bowey -- Washington Capitals Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Quayden Aydin -- Boston Bruins Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Quayden Aydin -- Boston Bruins Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Touchdown Thomas -- New York Islanders  Upcoming Free Agents BOS -- Jus Poost CAR -- Scott Johns CBJ -- Coach Hockles CBJ -- Stabby McStabson DAL -- Potatoes O'Bourke FLA -- Bernie Sanders LA -- Floaty McPylon MTL -- Cruz McBroozer NSH -- Guy Fieri NJ -- Danny Provolone TOR -- Aldrig Glomma WSH -- Puck Sonette Jeremiah ThinkTank Taro Tsujimoto Ogie Ogilthorpe III Miracle Johnson Comments Bortnik leads his team to the Cup and a Conn Smythe victory Aydin continues to rack up awards http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats Hockles fucked around with this message at 06:55 on Jul 22, 2017 |
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jesus christ, Windros has been to the playoffs once
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I think the Los Angeles Kings managed to turn themselves into the Erik Karlsson version of the Ottawa Senators.
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Islanders put Nippon on waivers, Canes claim him, then proceed to knock out his former team from the playoffs on the way to the SCF.Hockles posted:Is anybody actually happy on the team they are on? I am now!
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2028 Offseason News Notable Retirements Jeff Skinner Jaden Schwartz Ryan O'Reilly Ondrej Palat Drew Doughty Ryan Nugent-Hopkins Gabriel Landeskog Tyler Johnson Victor Hedman Cam Fowler Full Lists: http://imgur.com/a/XtZ1o -- http://imgur.com/a/5Vbo6 -- http://imgur.com/a/UJ128 -- http://imgur.com/a/zXzBH Transaction News BOS -- re-signed Jus Poost to a $67mil/8yr contract CBJ -- re-signed Coach Hockles to a $30.7mil/4yr contract DAL -- re-signed Potatoes O'Bourke to a $10.7mil/2yr contract FLA -- re-signed Bernie Sanders to a $22.4mil/4yr contract LA -- re-signed Floaty McPylon to a $55.7mil/7yr contract MTL -- re-signed Cruz McBroozer to a $28.6mil/4yr contract WSH -- re-signed Puck Sonette to a $14.3mil/3yr contract DAL -- signed Stabby McStabson to a $1.2mil/1yr contract WSH -- signed Aldrig Glomma to a $1.2mil/1yr contract Unsigned Ogie Ogilthorpe III Jeremiah ThinkTank Guy Fieri Taro Tsujimoto Scott Johns Miracle Johnson Danny Provolone 2028-29 Opening Night Info ARZ -- Southie Paux is a 2nd Line FWD BOS -- Quayden Aydin is a 1st Line FWD BOS -- Jus Poost is a 1st Line FWD CAR -- Nippon Ichi is a 3rd CHK Line FWD CAR -- Gord Gordon is a 2nd Line FWD COL -- Soup Athanatos is 1st Line FWD COL -- Aunt Jemima is a 1st Line FWD CBJ -- Coach Hockles is a 1st Line FWD DAL -- Stabby McStabson is a Depth FWD DAL -- Anders Potetson is a 3rd CHK Line FWD DAL -- Potatoes O'Bourke is a Top 4 DEF FLA -- Bernie Sanders is a 2nd Line FWD LA -- Floaty McPylon is a Top 2 DEF MIN -- Aejix Dundee is an Elite Goalie MTL -- Stanley Matthews III is a 2nd Line FWD MTL -- Cruz McBroozer is a 2nd Line FWD NYI -- Touchdown Thomas is a 1st Line FWD NYR -- Ewic Windros is a 2nd Line FWD NYR -- Kaido Hoovelson is a Top 4 DEF PHI -- Bubba Biscuits is a 3rd CHK Line FWD PHI -- Hugh Jass is a Top 4 DEF SJ -- Bavel Bortnik is a Top 2 DEF TB -- Yokozuna is an Elite Goalie TOR -- Gord Murphy is a Top 2 DEF VAN -- Jack Bauer is a 3rd SCR Line FWD WSH -- Aldrig Glomma is a 4th Line FWD WSH -- Puck Sonette is a 3rd CHK Line FWD WPG -- Mulkku Paskiainen is an Elite Goalie Unsigned Ogie Ogilthorpe III Jeremiah ThinkTank Guy Fieri Taro Tsujimoto Scott Johns Miracle Johnson Danny Provolone Comments Well, nobody started in the AHL... but there are now 7 free agents
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It only took 8 seasons but finally Floaty McPylon is considered a Top 2 defenseman by the game. Too bad the Kings are underpaying him by at least $2 mil per season. They are, as they say in Belarus, танна.
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Hockles posted:Is anybody actually happy on the team they are on? It's hot here. And far away from the sea.
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Furnaceface posted:Islanders put Nippon on waivers, Canes claim him, then proceed to knock out his former team from the playoffs on the way to the SCF. gently caress you man it should have been me
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Im the dominic moore of the BAP
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Hockles posted:Is anybody actually happy on the team they are on? How the hell'm'I s'posed to drive my trans am around when all the signs are in french? I go the speed limit and I get pulled over all the time. I say look officer, the sign says 80 I go 80, but they just say non non non. They didn't like me drinkin' coors light while cruisin' so I switched over to molson, but that ain't good enough for em either.
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Short term contracts forever! I think Puck needs a new agent.
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Miracle is seeking new opportunities abroad:
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Turdsdown Tom posted:gently caress you man it should have been me Youre the one getting all the teams money, no one to blame but yourself. 
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well at least i'm still in the loving nhl i guess
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2029 All-Star Break Update All-Stars Pacific - Bavel Bortnik (6th selection) Pacific - Floaty McPylon (6th selection) *will not play due to injury Central - Aunt Jemima (8th selection) Atlantic - Quayden Aydin (7th selection) Atlantic - Jus Poost (8th selection) Atlantic - Gord Murphy (6th selection) Metropolitan - Coach Hockles (3rd selection) Transaction News None Notable Stats Aydin is 3rd in the NHL in Points Poost leads the NHL in Goals, Hockles is 4th, Athanatos/Murphy are 5th Top 5 in PIM: Biscuits, O'Bourke, Windros, Jemima, Potetson Comments The nobodies are starting to catch up to the goons on the stat sheets If nobody is in the AHL, I'm not going to track the AHL, just to save time http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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here lies tsujimoto hosed off back home to asia, and nobody cared enough to notice
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Murphy is having a resurgent season in a desperate attempt to get traded/sign elsewhere. Sad!
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Windros has his 20 goals 6 of 8 years. He has 165 career goals and 6 loving career PPG goals. None in a 27 goal season last year. What the poo poo are the Rangers doing
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End of 2028-29 Regular Season Update Transaction News None Notable Stats Aydin lead the NHL in Points, Poost was 3rd Poost lead the NHL in Goals, Athanatos was 2nd, Thomas was 4th Aydin lead the NHL in +/-, Poost was 3rd Top 6 in PIM - Biscuits, Windros, O'Bourke, Jemima, Potetson, Glomma Comments Aydin is gonna walk away with all the Awards again Bortnik discovered the art of passing, and it's going to win him a Norris http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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Hockles posted:
what in the good gently caress is this? Thomas missing his first all star game.....in eight loving years? rigged
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after all these years, bavel has finally discovered the magic behind letting your other teammates score
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I have a conspiracy theory that Bortnik injured McPylon in order to win the Norris. McPylon has sent all info of this to the NHL head offices. 
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Another year leading the league in PIM well done Bubbers. As a treat I'll let you spend an extra fifteen minutes outside of your cage tonight, but just this once.
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The Caps are back in the playoffs, baby. Also Hockles, am I getting healthy scratched a lot or is my season riddled with injuries? 
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yellowcar posted:The Caps are back in the playoffs, baby. Injuries.
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Jul 24, 2017 01:45
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wtf is with my ASG votes? I'm top 5 goal scorer every year
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Athanatos posted:wtf is with my ASG votes? looks like we both just got juked the gently caress out of our rightful place in the most meaningless game of the season
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Turdsdown Tom posted:looks like we both just got juked the gently caress out of our rightful place in the most meaningless game of the season We are starting our own All Star Game. Rule number 1 no aunt jemima
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how was i a +5 on this horrible team
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Gord Murphy Does Not Pass.
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Bavel Bortnik career before 2028-29: 447 games, 37 assists Bavel Bortnik 2028-29: 82 games, 39 assists this kid's coming back down to earth next season, huh
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