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Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



[quote="“triple sulk”" post="“474572483”"]
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/888240051599134721
[/quote]

a WH staffer wrote this

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gregday
May 23, 2003

[quote="“GrimGypsy”" post="“474572508”"]
kasowitz leaving is a big deal right?
[/quote]

yes.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


:worship:

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



nice i hope he comes back to the neighborhood where he grew up in SF, and gets really high and drunk, and tackles/murders all the tech bros who live there now, and is found not guilty

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

GrimGypsy posted:

kasowitz leaving is a big deal right?

yeah totally dude

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

That owns lol

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress yeah a 70 year old dude on parole should be allowed to drink and smoke. wtf?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




is he legally allowed to jo now

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Squizzle posted:

is he legally allowed to jo now

I think not until October

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


lol holy poo poo trimp is president lmbo pissssssssssss

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
the intro scene from naked gun where oj bursts in on the criminals on the boat is one of the funniest scenes in cinema

and its even funnier now because oj is wearing his giant loving wedding ring in every shot

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Colbert's airing his visit to the pee tape suite tonight on the Late Show

for real, he went to the pee suite

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

GrimGypsy posted:

kasowitz leaving is a big deal right?

Art of the big deal

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
probably the most important story of the day tbh

https://twitter.com/AdityaRajKaul/status/888059675597561857

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

brugroffil posted:

I'm starting to think these founding fathers guys were kind of morons when it came to constitutional structures

I'm pretty sure their entire basis of government was "don't be England" and they never got much farther than that

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/ICEgov/status/888056658571649025


angry white dudes

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
what stupid things happened today

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
JO Simpson is just over a year younger than Trump.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Nichael posted:

Colbert's airing his visit to the pee tape suite tonight on the Late Show

for real, he went to the pee suite

did he check the vcr there

maybe it's there

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

MadJackal posted:

I believe in The Mattering and Mueller is Its prophet.

Mueller's inevitable martyrdom will only spread the One True Faith.

i hope you had lots of cookies after drinking this much milk

rawrr
Jul 28, 2007
have we theorycrafted what the most satisfying Mattering scenarios would be?

I'm not even sure Trump only being impeached will do it for me at this point.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


It seems like according to Burdick V. US, the pardon must be issued into a court of law.

Doesn't that mean that there has to be court proceedings in process in order to introduce the pardon?

That seems to make it appear that there is no such thing as a pre-emptive pardon since you cannot introduce the pardon until the the court proceedings begin (charges are presented).

I think (and I could definitely be wrong her as I am not a constitutional lawyer) that means that Trump cannot pardon any of his staff or family or even himself until charges have been presented.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

bump_fn posted:

what stupid things happened today

gonna be a lot shorter to tell you what wasn't stupid that happened

386-SX 25Mhz VGA
Jan 14, 2003

(C) American Megatrends Inc.,

brugroffil posted:

I'm starting to think these founding fathers guys were kind of morons when it came to constitutional structures
the difficulty of travel and communication in the 1780s was supposed to inhibit political factions from organizing lol

our system of government is literally designed on the assumption that information cannot travel faster than like 20mph

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

probably the most important story of the day tbh

https://twitter.com/AdityaRajKaul/status/888059675597561857

Hahahaha, I hope he's pulling troops out of Afghanistan too cuz the Afghani Taliban might be getting an infusion of cash & weapons very soon courtesy of the ISI.

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

lmfao

can you hurry up with the death row deliberations guys? i have a concert to go to tonight

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Bizarro Kanyon posted:

It seems like according to Burdick V. US, the pardon must be issued into a court of law.

Doesn't that mean that there has to be court proceedings in process in order to introduce the pardon?

That seems to make it appear that there is no such thing as a pre-emptive pardon since you cannot introduce the pardon until the the court proceedings begin (charges are presented).

I think (and I could definitely be wrong her as I am not a constitutional lawyer) that means that Trump cannot pardon any of his staff or family or even himself until charges have been presented.

nixon

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

rawrr posted:

have we theorycrafted what the most satisfying Mattering scenarios would be?

I'm not even sure Trump only being impeached will do it for me at this point.

after a full year of quiet investigation Mueller announces the entire Republican party is being brought up on RICO charges

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Joementum posted:

probably the most important story of the day tbh

https://twitter.com/AdityaRajKaul/status/888059675597561857

i'm sure this will stabilize relations between india, pakistan, and our efforts in afghanistan

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

arrest the government

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Can The Juice run for a House seat in FL in 2018?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

in what world are you so far up your own rear end you both work for Donald Trump and legitimately expect this to work

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 42 hours!

386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:

the difficulty of travel and communication in the 1780s was supposed to inhibit political factions from organizing lol

our system of government is literally designed on the assumption that information cannot travel faster than like 20mph

Which lasted all of what, a few months into Washington's first term anyway? Lol

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 42 hours!
God drat how many stories came out just tonight

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

rawrr posted:

have we theorycrafted what the most satisfying Mattering scenarios would be?

I'm not even sure Trump only being impeached will do it for me at this point.

piss tape is the only mattering

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqbEsS5kFb8

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

brugroffil posted:

Which lasted all of what, a few months into Washington's first term anyway? Lol

Washington's last words as prez iirc were "c'mon guys don't form parties it's bad :("

and they immediately did it

D E C O R U M

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Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

Joementum posted:

probably the most important story of the day tbh

https://twitter.com/AdityaRajKaul/status/888059675597561857

jesus loving christ

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