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Mister Mind: Mar 20, 2009; I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Doc Hawkins posted:

Have they done a Crisis of Infinite Colonels yet?

Yeah, sort of.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 05:29

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# ? May 9, 2024 11:47

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Gann Jerrod posted:

They did an alternate dimension Evil Colonel, which implies a KFC multiverse.

There's only 11 universes, each named after a secret herb or spice.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 05:38

KaosMachina: Oct 9, 2012; There's nothing special about me.

Push El Burrito posted:

There's only 11 universes, each named after a secret herb or spice.

One of them is the Kingdom Come universe.
No, not 'A universe that's some ridiculous KFC take on Kingdom Come'.
Like, literally Kingdom Come.

And it's also got the Kamandi earth. Somehow. And it's... weird.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 05:53

JediTalentAgent: Jun 5, 2005; Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

bunnyofdoom posted:

Is there one where KFC is not poo poo?

Yes, but it's in a reality where the Colonel has been replaced by his nephew.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee%27s_Famous_Recipe_Chicken

# ? Jul 21, 2017 07:12

Gynovore: Jun 17, 2009; Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

WHY IS THIS GAME DEAD?!

Lurdiak posted:

He's at the very least immune to child support bills.

I hate myself for laughing at this.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 08:17

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 21, 2017 10:32

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

KaosMachina posted:

Bahrreealen is so stupid it's actually fantastic.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 14:38

joehonkie: Jan 12, 2006; I'm a member of STARS.

Poor George R. Binks. He never gets old.

Star Wars Tales 20.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 15:46

haitfais: Aug 7, 2005; I am offended by your ham, sir.

Say Nothing posted:

That is stupidly adorable.

# ? Jul 21, 2017 18:54

Ferrule: Feb 23, 2007; Yo!

Say Nothing posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HnqOpMn-kg

"tell anyone and I'll kill you"

# ? Jul 21, 2017 19:32

Toshimo: Aug 23, 2012; He's outta line...

But he's right!

# ? Jul 21, 2017 22:32

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

I didn't know aunt May was related to Jay Leno

# ? Jul 21, 2017 22:47

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Badass thread got me re-reading Secret Wars. From #6

# ? Jul 21, 2017 23:56

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Badass thread got me re-reading Secret Wars. From #6

My favorite part is that Pete calls him "Owen". Because he's a person, and they've met before, and they're having a conversation like people. :3:

# ? Jul 22, 2017 00:04

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Badass thread got me re-reading Secret Wars. From #6

And that's how Miles Morales and his family survived the end of the Ultimate universe.

# ? Jul 22, 2017 01:13

Scaramouche: Mar 26, 2001; SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Badass thread got me re-reading Secret Wars. From #6

I've always wondered on the second page when he's eating, why is the drool (?) going down his chin if he's upside down?

# ? Jul 22, 2017 01:27

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Spider-man(men) stick(s) to things all the time. Why do you assume that Owen is the one upside down?

# ? Jul 22, 2017 01:32

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Senior Woodchuck posted:

And that's how Miles Morales and his family survived the end of the Ultimate universe.

There�s a lot I love about Secret Wars but this being one of the very first thing of the Prime Earth really sealed it for me as one of my favorite events ever.

# ? Jul 22, 2017 01:34

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

Scaramouche posted:

I've always wondered on the second page when he's eating, why is the drool (?) going down his chin if he's upside down?

I don't think up and down matter in that particular white zone.

# ? Jul 22, 2017 01:35

Keeshhound: Jan 14, 2010; Mad Duck Swagger

Beachcomber posted:

I don't think up and down matter in that particular white zone.

Also, because gravity does what Owen loving says it does.

# ? Jul 22, 2017 01:38

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Keeshhound posted:

Also, because gravity does what Owen loving says it does.

If I'm recalling the sometimes confusing retcons, reformations, and reversions correctly, Molecule Man is pretty much the most powerful being in the multiverse. Or at the least a close second, if not equal, to the Beyonders.

He basically a capital "G" god whose only limitations are either voluntary or due to psychological neurosis with some psychosis mixed in due to having all that power crammed into the limited meatspace of a human body. I *think* he's the sanest he's ever been since he used slices of himself as anchors for the different realities put back in place, but any power limitations are most likely self-imposed. Even carving off part of himself, infinity divided by a number is still infinity.

# ? Jul 22, 2017 07:21

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

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Doc Hawkins posted:

Squirrel Girl is not a mutant, she's obviously an elemental, like Swamp Thing.

Begemot posted:

I think you mean Man-Thing

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(and the Michael Chiklis Thing-voice singing the song)

(I'm assuming it's from the WWE comic)

Unrelated:

purple death ray posted:

He could blast some kind of turbine that would power a contraption hooked up to his dick

Her name is ~~Jean Grey~~ ~~Madelyne Pryor~~ ~~Jean Grey again~~ Emma Frost. (Not current, I don't think - IIRC they weren't banging any more at Cyke's School Of Mutant Revolution Pay No Attention To All The Weapon X Markings, but that was still pre-Secret Wars/Battleworld and I know I missed a bunch of poo poo leading up to those and once I finish off an old Black Panther run I'm gonna plow into the Ultimates universe and so fuckit.)(Jean/Madelyne could probably handle the eyeblasts via teke, and Emma would just go to diamond/low-friction form and gain secondary code-name Fidget Spinner.)

Do not go exploring in Wolverine's mind.

# ? Jul 22, 2017 08:27

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Proteus Jones posted:

If I'm recalling the sometimes confusing retcons, reformations, and reversions correctly, Molecule Man is pretty much the most powerful being in the multiverse. Or at the least a close second, if not equal, to the Beyonders.

He basically a capital "G" god whose only limitations are either voluntary or due to psychological neurosis with some psychosis mixed in due to having all that power crammed into the limited meatspace of a human body. I *think* he's the sanest he's ever been since he used slices of himself as anchors for the different realities put back in place, but any power limitations are most likely self-imposed. Even carving off part of himself, infinity divided by a number is still infinity.

The Beyonders created him. He's a constant in all universes. He practically has the powers of a Beyonder, but doesn't have the awareness. It's his humanity that makes him unique among the characters in his league.

All the years I've been on this forum, and I've never really saw a fight over power levels. No "Is this Thor stronger than this Hulk?" Proud of you guys.

# ? Jul 22, 2017 09:30

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

This page is seriously the absolute best encapsulation of the relationship these two characters have/should have.

# ? Jul 22, 2017 09:34

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

I love that the non-corporeal form of the Phoenix Force is included in Logan's naughty thoughts room.

# ? Jul 22, 2017 10:57

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Proteus Jones posted:

If I'm recalling the sometimes confusing retcons, reformations, and reversions correctly, Molecule Man is pretty much the most powerful being in the multiverse. Or at the least a close second, if not equal, to the Beyonders.

He basically a capital "G" god whose only limitations are either voluntary or due to psychological neurosis with some psychosis mixed in due to having all that power crammed into the limited meatspace of a human body. I *think* he's the sanest he's ever been since he used slices of himself as anchors for the different realities put back in place, but any power limitations are most likely self-imposed. Even carving off part of himself, infinity divided by a number is still infinity.

Franklin Richards has to be up there in power rankings.

# ? Jul 22, 2017 11:20

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Choco1980 posted:

I love that the non-corporeal form of the Phoenix Force is included in Logan's naughty thoughts room.

I think it's just a room full of women who consistently beat him in fights.

# ? Jul 22, 2017 13:14

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

ImpAtom posted:

This page is seriously the absolute best encapsulation of the relationship these two characters have/should have.

Kind of sucks that during his time at Marvel Hickman never got on a Spidey book. Every time he wrote him it was great.

# ? Jul 22, 2017 14:02

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

ImpAtom posted:

This page is seriously the absolute best encapsulation of the relationship these two characters have/should have.

Somewhere between uncle/big brother. It really makes so much thematic sense for both characters.

# ? Jul 22, 2017 14:05

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

DID SOMEONE SAY MAN-THING

(I love Gerber's Man-Thing run so much, but this is just a dead-on roast)

# ? Jul 22, 2017 15:55

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Mister Mind posted:

Yeah, sort of.

This would explain all the different actors who play him in commercials.

# ? Jul 22, 2017 16:12

wiegieman: Apr 22, 2010; Royalty is a continuous cutting motion

Triple-Zero is still the best robot:

Doctor Aphra #9

# ? Jul 22, 2017 18:08

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Is the loophole that she's not his master or that "you got it" counts as explicit permission somehow?

# ? Jul 23, 2017 07:42

wiegieman: Apr 22, 2010; Royalty is a continuous cutting motion

Bruceski posted:

Is the loophole that she's not his master or that "you got it" counts as explicit permission somehow?

She's not his only master:

Still Doctor Aphra #9

Triple Zero's hierarchy is hard-coded once set, and Aphra put both herself and Vader in when she still worked for Vader. Vader threw her out an airlock and thinks she's dead.

# ? Jul 23, 2017 08:01

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Oh crap, I Hate Fairyland is doing a Labyrinth parody, and it's not pretty!

# ? Jul 23, 2017 10:47

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

That codpiece doesn't look nearly big enough.

# ? Jul 23, 2017 15:38

Unkempt: May 24, 2003; ...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

The New Guardians was pretty terrible in an 80s kind of way

# ? Jul 23, 2017 16:07

RolandTower: Nov 19, 2003; Guns n' Roses n' Deus Ex Machina; Bleak Gremlin

Wow, killing a black superhero via AIDS mutant is, uh, quite the plot decision.

# ? Jul 23, 2017 17:34

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

https://twitter.com/metasynthie/status/888935718906728448

# ? Jul 23, 2017 23:23

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# ? May 9, 2024 11:47

Doom Mathematic: Sep 2, 2008

Open Marriage Night posted:

All the years I've been on this forum, and I've never really saw a fight over power levels. No "Is this Thor stronger than this Hulk?" Proud of you guys.

I honestly thought that was one of the major rules of this subforum, but now that I'm looking, it's not there.

# ? Jul 23, 2017 23:30

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