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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BTEjekUlpI

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Wendell
May 11, 2003


Ouch, that looks distressingly cheap.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Wendell posted:

Ouch, that looks distressingly cheap.

To be fair it's a way-too-early teaser and is made to be like a commercial.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Wendell posted:

Ouch, that looks distressingly cheap.

Looks like a sizzle (promo) reel and likely doesn't contain any actual footage from the movie at all. Just something quickly thrown together for marketing to make sure Joe Public hasn't forgotten the first movie existed.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Wendell posted:

Ouch, that looks distressingly cheap.

It looks like a commercial for Gatorade G2 the remade formulation.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Also, a subtle jab at Superman in that trailer.

"We did not wait for heroes to fall from the sky to save us. We saved ourselves. Innovation is our superpower."

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



BonoMan posted:

The new Kingsman trailer looks bonkers. I can't wait.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgVgLiAvjdU

People are always talking about how they'll watch anything with Michael Shannon in it; I feel that way about Channel Totem.




Where is Mako?

BeanpolePeckerwood fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Jul 20, 2017

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

She's in it, per IMDB. But to what extent, I don't know. This was just a teaser trailer designed as an in-universe propaganda commercial.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

I feel that way about Channel Totem.


Love that guy

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK




yes, you've got the right idea

BeanpolePeckerwood fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Jul 20, 2017

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



BonoMan posted:

The new Kingsman trailer looks bonkers. I can't wait.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgVgLiAvjdU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFZkoNJ3DxE

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EZCBSsBxko

:wtc:

Kharn_The_Betrayer
Nov 15, 2013


Fun Shoe

I cant get over how much this is basically shadowrun except without being cyberpunk

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

https://twitter.com/uptomyknees/status/630980422680211456

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

Oh my god... It's an adult version of Zootopia.

This is gonna rule.

Bruteman
Apr 15, 2003

Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

Wendell posted:

Ouch, that looks distressingly cheap.


BonoMan posted:

To be fair it's a way-too-early teaser and is made to be like a commercial.

Yeah I think this is what they were going for:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q5R8cNbYJQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC82SwuDrcE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62tnJtLBQzQ

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

In an utterly ridiculous trailer this managed to be the fakest looking thing super-glued to the face of that nurse guy from The Mindy Project



Alehkhs
Oct 6, 2010

The Sorrow of Poets
Another trailer for Starship Troopers: Traitor of Mars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R0yLRoevnA

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

kiimo posted:

In an utterly ridiculous trailer this managed to be the fakest looking thing super-glued to the face of that nurse guy from The Mindy Project





Ike Barinholtz should just star in Ayer's fake Scarface.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Ike Barinholtz should just star in Ayer's fake Scarface.

Unfortunately, Ayer left the movie because of Bright.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

The MSJ posted:

Unfortunately, Ayer left the movie because of Bright.

According to Ayer he left Scarface because THE MAN thought his vision was too edgy.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011


sure sounds like a bad Max Landis movie alright


Kharn_The_Betrayer posted:

I cant get over how much this is basically shadowrun except without being cyberpunk

I expected the Orcs to look better than what we get in the trailer but yeah, looks nowhere near as good as a Shadowrun movie would be

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

According to Ayer he left Scarface because THE MAN thought his vision was too edgy.

How do you make Scarface too edgy? The one with Pacino was already pretty freakin edgy.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

The MSJ posted:

How do you make Scarface too edgy? The one with Pacino was already pretty freakin edgy.

Go a LOT farther with the incest stuff.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9GJSV3IZPo

Looks like something in the vein of Qatsi, Baraka, and Samsara. Now I wonder what Ron Fricke is up to...

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Kharn_The_Betrayer posted:

I cant get over how much this is basically shadowrun except without being cyberpunk

Absolutely. I am looking forward to seeing it so much.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

Alehkhs posted:

Another trailer for Starship Troopers: Traitor of Mars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R0yLRoevnA

Jesus Christ, Starship Troopers is Japanese CGI movie fodder now?

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

Deakul posted:

Jesus Christ, Starship Troopers is Japanese CGI movie fodder now?

There was an anime series back in the late 80s, and a previous CG animated film several years back.

Transferrins
Aug 18, 2014

Soiled Meat

GrandpaPants posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9GJSV3IZPo

Looks like something in the vein of Qatsi, Baraka, and Samsara. Now I wonder what Ron Fricke is up to...

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

GrandpaPants posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9GJSV3IZPo

Looks like something in the vein of Qatsi, Baraka, and Samsara. Now I wonder what Ron Fricke is up to...

U just gotta replace the music with a guy giving a monologue about "the innovators, the risk takers, the life changers" or reading something by Walt Whitman & u have a killer tech ad.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
now this is what im talking about
http://vmashup.com/gp8Y6k15

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Alehkhs posted:

Another trailer for Starship Troopers: Traitor of Mars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R0yLRoevnA

I am an absolute sucker, because as soon as Klendathu Drop kicked in and I realized they got Casper van Dien and Dina Meyer back, I was loving sold on this.

e: Should I watch that other CGI Starship Troopers movie from a few years back? It looked kinda crappy.

WeedlordGoku69 fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Jul 21, 2017

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy

Hat Thoughts posted:

U just gotta replace the music with a guy giving a monologue about "the innovators, the risk takers, the life changers" or reading something by Walt Whitman & u have a killer tech ad.

I'm for real mad that there's a style of saturated, high-contrast, mostly static shot that's genuinely pretty but is also forever inextricable from the work of some fuckers tryna hock you glossy poo poo

One of my clients a few years back was a tequila company that wanted to message themselves as dark and mysterious, and there was this one shot in one of the preliminary ad concepts we were testing for them. It was black and white, a nighttime scene, two rows of burning cars facing each other with a path between them. As the camera slowly moved up along the path, the cars' headlights began turning on

I got so mad that a shot that sick was being relegated to stock footage designed to ineffectively sell mediocre tequila. It's the second-maddest I've ever been at capitalism

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

e: Should I watch that other CGI Starship Troopers movie from a few years back? It looked kinda crappy.

Only if you REALLY want to. Otherwise, nah. You're not missing much.

[edit] Also lmao, this looks so bad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIqAxFT9K5k

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
That loving hair lmao

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"


Here are a few pages from a script that Max Landis is very much not excited about.







These are the opening pages of the Untitled Lax Mandis Project, a Blacklist worthy script that isn't terrible or great, but definitely finds ORC COP as funny as I do.

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

I am an absolute sucker, because as soon as Klendathu Drop kicked in and I realized they got Casper van Dien and Dina Meyer back, I was loving sold on this.
Yeah, I can't believe that they actually got the stars of Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf and A Dogwalker's Christmas Tale.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

Jenny Angel posted:

I'm for real mad that there's a style of saturated, high-contrast, mostly static shot that's genuinely pretty but is also forever inextricable from the work of some fuckers tryna hock you glossy poo poo

One of my clients a few years back was a tequila company that wanted to message themselves as dark and mysterious, and there was this one shot in one of the preliminary ad concepts we were testing for them. It was black and white, a nighttime scene, two rows of burning cars facing each other with a path between them. As the camera slowly moved up along the path, the cars' headlights began turning on

I got so mad that a shot that sick was being relegated to stock footage designed to ineffectively sell mediocre tequila. It's the second-maddest I've ever been at capitalism

Been brainstormin responses to this good post but instead I got 2 pics here that I believe, as long as you don't think about it too much, really sum it all up




e: changed "sums" to "sum" because i saw i wrote "sums" & it was causing me mental distress

Hat Thoughts fucked around with this message at 07:48 on Jul 21, 2017

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WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Hedenius posted:

Yeah, I can't believe that they actually got the stars of Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf and A Dogwalker's Christmas Tale.

My surprise was less that they were willing to do it, and more that the producers of this thing were actually able to dig them up.

Though, that said, Casper Van Dien is supposedly playing "Amok" in the Battle Angel Alita movie, so that's a thing.

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