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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Why can't the hookers be for both him and he recruits?

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Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches
https://twitter.com/celebrityhottub/status/888234821985726464

M.bison dot gif

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Here's my take on this situation:

lol

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious
More like Lol Miss

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

They should really just have a "so your coach has resigned in disgrace, what now?" podcast pre recorded for every P5 school.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Kirk Ferentz has no idea how to even use a cell phone so I think we're safe

Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

MourningView posted:

Kirk Ferentz has no idea how to even use a cell phone so I think we're safe

Kirk goes straight to the bordello for his ladies of the night

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Mystic Kisses Escort Service :lol:

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
"I'm trying to limit my high fructose corn syrup"

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
hugh freeze is bad rear end

Chieves
Sep 20, 2010

I got off a terrible night at work, but this made the end of the day about a million times better. I keep on remembering every few minutes that Hugh Freeze used a government-owned cell phone to contact an escort service multiple times and start laughing all over again.

God bless everyone tonight.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Chieves posted:

I got off a terrible night at work, but this made the end of the day about a million times better. I keep on remembering every few minutes that Hugh Freeze used a government-owned cell phone to contact an escort service multiple times and start laughing all over again.

God bless everyone tonight.
merry Freezemas to you and to all a good night

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
I honestly was not at all excited for college football this year.

Then this happened and suddenly I'm geeked.

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

MourningView posted:

Freeze suddenly turning Bama fans into fierce defenders of the sanctity of the NCAA rulebook and amateurism was funny and I'll miss him for that.


(PS: pay all players)

nick saban has never broken a rule, and also is my friend. thank you

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
https://sports.yahoo.com/hugh-freezes-dirty-little-lies-caught-022212742.html

Sounds like the school (or others) uncovered a number of additional calls to escorts over the years. Still no proof if for him or recruits.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Sash! posted:

just once I'd love one of these guys to actually be so incompetent that he actually didn't realize what he was doing. Like when Hank Hill became a pimp.

For what it's worth this appears to be his defense, since he was allowed to redact whatever from his phone records before handing them over.

quote:

Freeze said he had the opportunity to redact numbers from his phone logs after a freedom of information request was made by Mars for his cell record. He said if there were anything nefarious about the call, he would have redacted it.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Marquis de Pyro posted:

Here's my take on this situation:

lol

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Paul Johnson's safe because if getting laid is a priority for a recruit, they're not gonna come to Georgia Tech anyway.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

hahah Houston Nutt owns

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Realistically, I feel bad for Freeze here. We've heard it from his own mouth, satellite camps really upset him because it meant he had to work more, instead of being at home with his family. Clearly, he got so lonely those long nights on the road that he called an escort to pretend to be his wife, have dinner with him, read the newspaper, you know. Nothing sexual. NOTHING SEXUAL.

Stunt Rock
Jul 28, 2002

DEATH WISH AT 120 DECIBELS
Jim McElwain can gently caress a shark, but Hugh Freeze can't hire hookers. Not fair.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Stunt Rock posted:

Jim McElwain can gently caress a shark, but Hugh Freeze can't hire hookers. Not fair.

The shark was asking for it the way it was mouthing that fish head.




Also :unsmith: at UF dodging this horrible Freeze bullet.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
Gameday's twitter is doing a 50 great signs countdown now that we're under 50 days away.

https://twitter.com/CollegeGameDay/status/887420560866541568

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Marquis de Pyro posted:

Here's my take on this situation:

lol

Same.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe
Woke up this morning, was getting cereal out for my daughters, and suddenly remembered the Hugh Freeze situation and had a healthy little snicker all over again.

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/888235961209024512

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
I love this whole thing, it's so wonderful and such a fitting end to the Ole Miss shitstorm

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true

tactlessbastard posted:

Woke up this morning, was getting cereal out for my daughters, and suddenly remembered the Hugh Freeze situation and had a healthy little snicker all over again.

Snickers aren't healthy at all. Way too much sugar packed in there. They do taste pretty good, though.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Can anyone take this picture and add the following:



Huge Freeze making googly eyes at Katy Perry
Jim McElwain making googly eyes at the shark

Thanks.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
thats definitely @ScoutSteveR in the bottom right, but what traitorous confederate is that in the bottom left?

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
https://twitter.com/LSUFreek/status/888511584309587968

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:golfclap:

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!

The hooker looks like Birdo.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I wonder if the Mississippi State forums, assuming there are some, are having a good laugh at all this,

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007

Randaconda posted:

I wonder if the Mississippi State forums, assuming there are some, are having a good laugh at all this,

we've already moved on to rumor mongering about potential point shaving allegations

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dalmuti posted:

we've already moved on to rumor mongering about potential point shaving allegations

any smoke?

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
https://twitter.com/incarceratedbob/status/888190127234846720

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Randaconda posted:

I wonder if the Mississippi State forums, assuming there are some, are having a good laugh at all this,

Ben linked to them a while back and they're batshit insane at regular times. I'm sure they're going bonkers right now.

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