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King of the Beach posted:Florida man, Florida man 
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Jul 21, 2017 09:32
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"What are you going to do? Electrocute me?"
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Jul 21, 2017 09:32
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¡JEB!
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Jul 21, 2017 09:34
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Agrajag posted:i'd electrocute myself too if i were stuck there 
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Jul 21, 2017 09:35
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I'm a cuckold for the Zuckold!
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Jul 21, 2017 09:36
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But which Jeb! is the real Jeb?
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Jul 21, 2017 09:37
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triple sulk posted:i went to an indian wedding before and there were probably about 500 people because i guess if you don't invite literally everyone you know you'll offend them or some poo poo Indian people give money at weddings so invite everyone you can to make mad dosh and everyone gets fuckin hammered I went to school with an indian dude, and one time, he had a wedding and then a test the next day. He showed up on like 3 hours of sleep, still half drunk and reeking of booze, wrote the test, and went home to sleep it off. He passed.
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Jul 21, 2017 09:39
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gently caress off zuck, grove street 4 life
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Jul 21, 2017 09:39
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"okay why is an albino goblin sitting on my porch" "THE NIGHT WIND CAN ALWAYS CARRY ONE MORE SCREAM" "oh poo poo"
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Jul 21, 2017 09:40
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DrPossum posted:But which Jeb! is the real Jeb? 
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Oh come the gently caress on.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJQSUHLI_Qg
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Yinlock posted:yeah if my daughter died im not sure my first thought would be "what a fantastic lesson in phone safety" Especially if your daughter was the only person who ever needed to get that lesson. I only hope my son's death will raise awareness of the dangers of jacking off while driving.
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Yinlock posted:yeah if my daughter died im not sure my first thought would be "what a fantastic lesson in phone safety" yinlock read it like this *ahems* "what a  fantastic lesson in phone safety"
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PostNouveau posted:I only hope my son's death will raise awareness of the dangers of jacking off while driving. Quite a few people probably do this tho.
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it is safe to jack off and drive
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Ages posted:no, jeb, look out! America.
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I have conducted extensive research whilst driving on 680
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DrPossum posted:But which Jeb! is the real Jeb! ?!
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i am looking into your windows as you drive and sip your coffees in the morning, i am watching and jerking
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BONGHITZ posted:it is safe to jack off and drive if you can sue the poo poo out of someone fer it yes why not
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always jerking
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im looking into your windows as u drive 2 work and jerking ie saying "he hates these cans!" and... other famous lines from the jerk
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BONGHITZ posted:i am looking into your windows as you drive and sip your coffees in the morning, i am watching and jerking stay the hell away from my coffee
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im also twerking ie saying "nice shirt dickface" and... other famous lines from teenwolf
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BONGHITZ posted:I have conducted extensive research whilst driving on 680 You know, I tried to think of a way to die that only one person on earth would be dumb enough to die from. And then maybe I found that one person.
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i just have to live until i can afford a self driving car, I'm pretty sure i can keep jerking and driving until then
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Hanging in there for the series finale of TRUMP, just wish we knew when it'd drop.
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BONGHITZ posted:always jerking abj
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jerkin while listening to kqed and driving
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comingafteryouall posted:are you really not allowed to masturbate in jail? that's hosed up wait, this is a thing?
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i think if you are caught then its like you are exposing yourself to the guards and thats bad? im jerkin it now in protest
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https://twitter.com/AdamSerwer/status/888205309998714880 hi ive consumed a great number of adderall and pale ales. its time for some FRAME THEORY mueller gets access to and roots through the tax returns remember that time when the trump admin mailed some non-embarassing tax returns to rachel maddow? he's going to do the same thing, and use it to frame mueller for leaking them prob even steal some papers he'd touched, to get mueller's physical fingerprints on them
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hi i just watched green room again and its a loving travesty imogen poots hasnt been in more movies because she loving owns in that also that anton yelchin died  
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Jul 21, 2017 10:21
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Boy howdy that Kashmir news has got me feeling rather Death Krew today.
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gradenko_2000 posted:Boy howdy that Kashmir news has got me feeling rather Death Krew today. what happend to kashmir?
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Serf posted:what happend to kashmir? https://twitter.com/AdityaRajKaul/status/888059675597561857
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Serf posted:what happend to kashmir? According to the State Dept it's India's now.
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