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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




carry on then posted:

bixby is the most obnoxious name to say goddamn

wait until we get voice assistant called braeden or something

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
bixby's interposing hand
bixby's clenched fist

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

cinci zoo sniper posted:

sitting in a particularly annoyingly shaped and poorly accessible depression, held inside with a hefty chunk of special glue

Don't mid-post psychological state-sign your posts.

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
did anyone say anroid yet

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




complained to coworker about problems caused by androids lax app development standards.

"on the other hand it has a lot of apps"

:eyepop:

Mr SuperAwesome
Apr 6, 2011

im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news

cinci zoo sniper posted:

wait until we get voice assistant called braeden or something

chad

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Endless Mike posted:

they don't do this on their flagship phones. they probably only do it on their cheap ones since they literally only put them out to sell mroe units

Even though its a cheap garbage phone, it has almost double the battery life of my old iPhone 6S. The screen is likely lower resolution but its much brighter and has way more fidelity w/r/t gamma and brightness control. Apple is loving retarded

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

don't throw that word around, especially when you're the one defending an android

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Cocoa Crispies posted:

don't throw that word around, especially when you're the one defending an android

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cocoa Crispies posted:

don't throw that word around, especially when you're the one defending an android

Its less that I'm defending an android and more arguing that all major cellphone brands are incredibly loving bad

Mr SuperAwesome
Apr 6, 2011

im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news
i too take the opinion of someone typing with full punctuation in the POS seriously

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!

Larry Parrish posted:

Its less that I'm defending an android and more arguing that all major cellphone brands are incredibly loving bad

yes but at least you should get a phone that doesn't reboot when you call 911

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

I can't believe how good the battery life is on this phone that I can barely stand to use

Olivil
Jul 15, 2010

Wow I'd like to be as smart as a computer
oneplus 5 or wait 3 months for the pixel 2?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Olivil posted:

oneplus 5 or wait 3 months for the pixel 2?

cant recommend oneplus 5 b/c suicide requests are banned in yospos

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

cinci zoo sniper posted:

cant recommend oneplus 5 b/c suicide requests are banned in yospos

srsly you can read about oneplus' hilarious history in the defend your purchase grey forums

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy

Olivil posted:

oneplus 5 or wait 3 months for the pixel 2?

I have a op5 and look up the jelly screen before you make a purchase. The hardware is excellent otherwise , the fingerprint reader is loving quick and it's basically stock android. Personally the 911(my local emergency services number is different) issue didn't affect my device.

Dodoman fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Jul 21, 2017

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Cocoa Crispies posted:

don't throw that word around, especially when you're the one defending an android

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://twitter.com/wrongsideof21/status/887675131245539328

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

first the super-sexist keynote with the 50s-style housewives being super excited about the "hover your finger instead of touching the screen" thing on samesung phones, and now this LOL.

Dodoman posted:

The hardware is excellent otherwise , the fingerprint reader is loving quick

i too enjoy having a photo of my fingerprint stored as a BMP in the filesystem, on an operating system known for poor security including letting apps read each other's data.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003


"The millennials like hashtags, right?"

"But sir, that's not how hashtags w—"

"I do not care."

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


it's like how an artificial neural network would think. This symbol is in front of a lot of words, let's put it in front of words everywhere. What do you mean twitter?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



when you level up lady bixby does she become more confident?

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Cocoa Crispies posted:

don't throw that word around, especially when you're the one defending an android

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Endless Mike posted:

when you level up lady bixby does she become more confident?

in the one I played you get to choose which stats to raise

Generic Monk
Oct 31, 2011


why does everything in this screenshot look really off centre and wrong

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

Cocoa Crispies posted:

don't throw that word around, especially when you're the one defending an android

There Will Be Penalty
May 18, 2002

Makes a great pet!

Generic Monk posted:

why does everything in this screenshot look really off centre and wrong

what does your heart tell you

Generic Monk
Oct 31, 2011

There Will Be Penalty posted:

what does your heart tell you

s... sarnsung?

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

my little brother wants a phone but hates apple and rejects the true phone. what anroid can he have and not have it be a pos

in before they all are. I know

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Boiled Water posted:

my little brother wants a phone but hates apple and rejects the true phone. what anroid can he have and not have it be a pos

in before they all are. I know

your little brother is too stupid to own a phone

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Boiled Water posted:

my little brother wants a phone but hates apple and rejects the true phone. what anroid can he have and not have it be a pos

in before they all are. I know

the iPhone SE. if he has terminal autism he can jailbreak it I guess

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Boiled Water posted:

my little brother wants a phone but hates apple and rejects the true phone. what anroid can he have and not have it be a pos

in before they all are. I know

can wait for pixel 2

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Boiled Water posted:

my little brother wants a phone but hates apple and rejects the true phone. what anroid can he have and not have it be a pos

in before they all are. I know

buy him that one windows 10 phone that's still on the market

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

if it has to be android don't spend any real amount of money on it and get a Moto-x or whatever (idk what the best cheap suggestion is atm) so when it fucks up or loses support it's cheap to replace

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

OldAlias posted:

if it has to be android don't spend any real amount of money on it and get a Moto-x or whatever (idk what the best cheap suggestion is atm) so when it fucks up or loses support it's cheap to replace

this, get him a moto g5+

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

he's. using it himself. pretty sure not autistic and stubborn

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

sorry about your family

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champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

the rest are fine apple people so who knows. maybe he's a bastard

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