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Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zeroisanumber posted:

Uhhhhhh.... Pakistan is going to gently caress us in Afghanistan for this.

https://mobile.twitter.com/AdityaRajKaul/status/888059675597561857

Neoliberalism scores another victory

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

trump asking if he can pardon himself

nixon kicking himself in hell

According to the source, that's exactly NOT what he asked.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Godholio posted:

According to the source, that's exactly NOT what he asked.

quote:

Trump has asked his advisers about his power to pardon aides, family members and even himself in connection with the probe, according to one of those people. A second person said Trump’s lawyers have been discussing the president’s pardoning powers among themselves.

Trump’s legal team declined to comment on the issue. But one adviser said the president has simply expressed a curiosity in understanding the reach of his pardoning authority, as well as the limits of Mueller’s investigation.

“This is not in the context of, ‘I can’t wait to pardon myself,” a close adviser said.

I think you're confusing the last sentence with the impact of the first one. The source says he's pretending that this is definitely not something that would be imminent, he's totally just throwing hypotheticals out there, but he did ask about his power to pardon himself.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Yep, that's exactly what I did. :downs:

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Thanksgiving rolls around and Donnie pardons Don Jr. Instead of a turkey.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
His attorneys are just trying to be well informed of the law!! Like good attorneys. And a president has the right to know all the powers he is afforded!! Nothing to see here :downs:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Pardoning yourself and people who helped you become president seems extremely problematic.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



LingcodKilla posted:

Pardoning yourself and people who helped you become president seems extremely problematic.

As long as your guy wins you can flout federal law and you will get off scot free, nothing to see here!

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
As defined by the constitution, it might actually be possible. Pardoning oneself would mean acting as judge and jury for your own actions though and most people would feel a moral/ethical conflict of some type with that.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



lightpole posted:

As defined by the constitution, it might actually be possible. Pardoning oneself would mean acting as judge and jury for your own actions though and most people would feel a moral/ethical conflict of some type with that.

The question though remains, in the eyes of the Supreme Court, is it legal or illegal to pardon yourself as president, and what follow-on effects might occur from such a pardon? Can you be impeached by the Senate for a crime which you pardoned yourself from, seeing as you have judged yourself not guilty?

Also, Donnie Dumbfuck is not most people, the dude is rotten to the core, if there's an angle he can use to get out of something he will use it.

AkrisD
Sep 2, 2004
olololol '04 newb hurrrrrrr
In case no one is following the net neutrality issue, a redditor did some basic research and found that arguably the FCC is sabotaging its own comment system.

reddit link here

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

orange juche posted:

The question though remains, in the eyes of the Supreme Court, is it legal or illegal to pardon yourself as president, and what follow-on effects might occur from such a pardon? Can you be impeached by the Senate for a crime which you pardoned yourself from, seeing as you have judged yourself not guilty?

Also, Donnie Dumbfuck is not most people, the dude is rotten to the core, if there's an angle he can use to get out of something he will use it.

Yes.

This is just absolutely amazing.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
You still have to be convicted to be pardoned, right?

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
No.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Donnie found his new White House Communications Director.

https://twitter.com/JTSantucci/status/888419717651865602

He's uh.... Not a communications specialist

politico posted:

Anthony Scaramucci, a Wall Street financier and longtime supporter of President Donald Trump, has been engaged in talks to join the White House communications shop, two White House officials said.

Scaramucci, who is a frequent TV surrogate for Trump, is liked by the president. Trump "thinks he is really good at making the case for him," one of these people said. "He loves him on TV."


He has a nickname, which is sorta good

https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/888419366789935105

The lol thing is that Priebus didn't even know Donnie made the decision, Bannon didn't want The Mooch, and Spicey is pissed that Mooch won't be reporting to Spicey. This should go well.


Edit: Spicey mad https://twitter.com/jonkarl/status/888424666301431808

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Jul 21, 2017

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

AkrisD posted:

In case no one is following the net neutrality issue, a redditor did some basic research and found that arguably the FCC is sabotaging its own comment system.

reddit link here


Ahahahah, why even do this? It's not like the FCC has to listen if X amount of people blow up the comment section? They could have just shrugged and killed net neutrality right?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
How is Spicer still around?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Pesticide20 posted:

How is Spicer still around?
He knows where the piss covered bodies are buried.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
ask and ye shall receive... sometimes

https://twitter.com/tackettdc/status/888427273891794945

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Aw, not Spicy Boy :( It was so much fun to watch his soul get slowly crushed a molecule or two thinner every day

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Good bye Spice

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Spicy Level: Baby peas :sad:

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

If you listen closely, you can hear the screaming of 20 SNL writers who now have to rewrite tomorrow nights script.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Holy shitballs, Spicey actually has limits.

Quickie from Glenn Thrush of NYT https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/07/...t.co/zNidzsE9zC

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
How long until the Spice gives us his book?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


An object lesson to anyone dumb enough to be loyal to Donnie.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
What happens when you chew 5 pieces of gum.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Pesticide20 posted:

How long until the Spice gives us his book?

Hopefully tomorrow

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Legit gonna miss Spicey

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Deathy McDeath posted:

Legit gonna miss Spicey

he was seriously my favorite part of the administration.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Casimir Radon posted:

An object lesson to anyone dumb enough to be loyal to Donnie.

Spicer wasn't really loyal, he was a Reince Priebus candidate.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Now we get a lot more of Sarah Huckabee :grovertoot:

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
This dude sounds just the right fit for Trump:

quote:

What Robinson nails is the way that this is what Scaramucci does — it’s his job. Scaramucci is a fund-of-funds manager, posting returns even he admits are lackluster: he more or less tracks the S&P 500, while making big, risky bets (a third of his assets are in MBS), investing in leveraged hedge funds, and reserving the right not to redeem his clients’ money upon request. Which means that he only has two ways to make money: either find stupid people to give him their money, or else shower himself with so many conspicuous indicia of success that people just want to buy into his perceived success.

It’s far from clear that Scaramucci actually is successful, in financial terms, by Wall Street standards. He certainly spends a lot — millions of dollars — on various forms of conspicuous consumption and self-promotion. But he’s not making a lot: since he’s a fund-of-funds manager, he’s making 1.5-and-zero, rather than 2-and-20. And under the terms of his deal with Citigroup, a substantial chunk of that 1.5 goes straight to them. He has to run Skybridge, of course, with all the employee compensation, compliance costs, and the like that entails. He’s regularly writing seven-figure checks to pay for things like the Davos Tasting of ludicrously expensive wine. And of course he has to pony up charitable donations, too, so as to be able to get up in front of a well-heeled crowd to receive the Hedge Funds Care Award for Caring. (I’m not making this up.)

Scaramucci’s fake-it-till-you-make-it approach might end up working: his fund is still growing, and Robinson says that he “has become the Wall Street player he aspired to be when he first landed at Goldman some 22 years ago.” He’s living proof of what Windward Capital’s Robert Nichols is quoted saying at the end of the article: “Performance isn’t what beats a path to your door. It’s sales and marketing.”

But he’s not a stock-picker, or even, really, a hedge-fund manager: he just plays one on TV.

http://blogs.reuters.com/felix-salmon/2011/09/09/anthony-scaramuccis-sleazy-sales-pitch/

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
It sounds like he's running a Ponzi scheme. Perfect fit for this administration.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


CommieGIR posted:

Spicer wasn't really loyal, he was a Reince Priebus candidate.
And yet he spent months letting his dignity get kicked in the balls repeatedly for a man who didn't care for him at all.

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

quote:

Scaramucci's expected appointment has caused great upheaval in the West Wing, with chief of staff Reince Preibus and chief strategist Steve Bannon — along with Spicer — expressing opposition to him getting the high-profile job.

"This was a murdering of Reince and Bannon. They said Anthony would get this job over their dead bodies," said one top White House official.

The official added that Scaramucci had the backing of Trump son-in-law and top adviser Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump, National Economic Council Director Gary Cohn, and Deputy National Security Adviser Dina Powell.

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/07/21/sean-spicer-resigns-white-house-press-secretary-240802

HGNNNH DONT STOP NOW, SO CLOSE

EDIT: Bonus un-related tweet:

https://twitter.com/JoyAnnReid/status/888418586473136128

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

See you, spice cowboy...

Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.

KildarX posted:

Ahahahah, why even do this? It's not like the FCC has to listen if X amount of people blow up the comment section? They could have just shrugged and killed net neutrality right?

Essentially it is just a flimsy justification for revoking net neutrality. Makes it easier to claim they are following the will of the people instead of blatantly disregarding it.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
So, like, how many times does Donnie have to just completely and utterly gently caress someone over in exchange for the absolute loyalty he demands before other people start to think that, ya know, maybe Donnie doesn't give a single, watery, luke warm poo poo about them? This is chimpanzee-levels of basic pattern recognition we've got going on and yet they're still furiously slobbing that knob. It's almost impressive.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Preliminary investigation out - Fitz crew at fault for collision at sea.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/21/politics/fitzgerald-initial-investigation-blames-navy/index.html


Like I thought - never called the skipper and were flat not paying attention. Also may have been transiting at higher than normal speed because they were late.

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