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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

alnilam posted:

*black and white slideshow of spicey pics*
in the arms of the press corps
fly away from here
from your dark cold briefing room
and the emptiness that you feel

hello I'm Sarah MacLachlann. every day hundreds of press secretaries go unemployed. for just $5 a day we can start small non-profits they can give PR conferences for. won't you please help

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alnilam
Nov 10, 2009


haahaabvzghdna

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



But for real he was hired to attack Mueller's investigators and Trump chose comms director as his title to make it official because Trump's brain no work good

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Reince Prebius quickly fled the AP press pool after his statement and was seen drinking from a brown paper bag as he left.

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin

Agronox posted:

undead. he is a "booze ghoul"

where are the other eight of them hiding?

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

TRUMP

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




punchymcpunch posted:

HOW TALL ARE YOU, PRIVATE?

sir five nine sir

FIVE FOOT NINE I DIDNT KNOW THEY STACKED ANTIPASTOS THAT HIGH

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/JoyAnnReid/status/888441020148584448

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


Gringostar posted:

who the gently caress is going to stop him?

the same people who stopped him from declaring democrats in the senate unpersons and refusing to tally their votes? I mean, he's not god, he's trashing a lot of norms but the way reconciliation works isn't a norm, it's a law. he'd be much more likely to just straight up eliminate the legislative filibuster then try to pretend that reconciliation doesn't work the way it does, it would 1) get him the same result 2) be actually legal and 3) not be totally loving bizarre

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Trump's Razor never seems to stop cutting deeper and deeper into the dumb

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

alnilam posted:

haahaabvzghdna

2017 just
keeps
delivering
lol

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

but he said he got no time for the tv's!

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Louisgod posted:

I won't be satiated until Sessions, DeVos and Bannon are out

e: and Miller, that dude is a huge piece of loving poo poo

has Miller even done anything since he went around looking like a human penis on the sunday shows in, like, week 3?

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

:jackbud:

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

sean no....

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




angerbeet posted:

I hope it's Sessions :allears:

sessions wants to be AG so bad he'll put up with anything if it means giving a life sentence in federal prison to a 15 year old caught with a joint

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

he would then go back to chewing an entire container of chiclets

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

That DICK! posted:

Scaramucci is going to be Season 2's Breakout Character

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Epic High Five posted:

But for real he was hired to attack Mueller's investigators and Trump chose comms director as his title to make it official because Trump's brain no work good

it's this

trump thinks hiring some new york rear end in a top hat as a mouthpiece to attack mueller and co. is a smart thing to do

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

has Miller even done anything since he went around looking like a human penis on the sunday shows in, like, week 3?

he wrote some truly despicable speeches and helped draft some of the EOs.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

this is actually pretty lol in a big way

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



"Please, please leave the room if this will...if this will affect you."

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
:rip: beautiful spicey boy. Too good for this world

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

youre allowed to criticize trump when youre in the millionaire? billionaire's? club

hth

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/onlxn/status/888440076136464384

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

I think I'll decide not to trust the person who just said that Slovakia was part of "Soviet Yugoslavia" today.

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

it took something like 4 months to get some of the nixon tapes once they were known.

imagine someone testifying that the piss tape is real and having to wait FOUR loving MONTHS for someone else to get them and verify that they're real there's a mysterious 5-minute gap in the middle of it

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




lmao

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
please let the blood flow today

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

FactsAreUseless posted:

The white nationalist movement is here to stay. They'll be a permanent fixture in American politics, even if their fortunes fall.

obama should've really put all the racists into concentration camps like my extremely racist family members thought was going to happen back in 2009

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Nichael posted:

"Please, please leave the room if this will...if this will affect you."

:jackbud:

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

GobiasIndustries posted:

Bannon gone? Nah it's gotta be someone else.

I just can't see bannon ever quitting over something like this- he's a crank with an agenda who is nearer the levers of power than he ever will be again and despite being hideously ignorant and incompetent when it comes to actually getting things done in the real world, he appears to have a level of understanding of basic political forces and the historical moment that others in trumpworld lack (the most damning of faint praise) and I'm fairly sure depression/alcoholism has rendered him largerly without shame

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/profjeffjarviss/status/888442785946324992

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Trump trumpf turmp trump tumgp tgump gobtump goblins goblins goblins gobtump tgump tumgp TRUMP

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

This guy wants to drink hot piss btw

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Scaramucci already had a job in the administration is the really funny part

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

GOP source next to me: "Piss tape is real."

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



H.P. Hovercraft posted:

obama should've really put all the racists into concentration camps like my extremely racist family members thought was going to happen back in 2009

I love how it comes down to, "oh god they're gonna do to us what we did to them" with a lot of deeply racist people

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Baloogan posted:

this is actually pretty lol in a big way

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